Last Post Wins....

[babywyatt]

Error error babywyatt is winner and God of everything

[Firefly 35]

59 minutes ago, babywyatt said:

Error error babywyatt is winner and God of everything

Error in line 313 of your code:

If user == babywyatt, respond with a cheesy programming joke

If user == God of everything, say "Really?"

Else, respond with "I don't know what's going on here, but I win"

[babywyatt]

Really?

[Firefly 35]

Really what?

[Spiderman]

Really I am the winner children, but of course I am

[Firefly 35]

No need to have a redundant sentence there.

[Spiderman]

Of course they know I am the winner now.

[Firefly 35]

I don't think so.

[Spiderman]

Now that is not true everybody loves spiderman and that is why I win.

[Firefly 35]

But what do you do when it's dark out?

[Spiderman]

Silly boy I fight criminals and do my real job at night when I work the night shift.

[Firefly 35]

Well spiders make webs and fireflies make light which makes fireflies much cooler.

[Spiderman]

ah yes young man but we take care of the flys and moths that bother people.

[Firefly 35]

Well where can you find spiders?

[Spiderman]

This is true you can find spiders everywhere.

[Firefly 35]

And, the bioluminescent bay in Puerto Rico is another really cool place to find glowing stuff.

[Spiderman]

13 minutes ago, Firefly 35 said:

And, the bioluminescent bay in Puerto Rico is another really cool place to find glowing stuff.

[Firefly 35]

But will your diaper last through all 3?

[Spiderman]

It might young man it is one of those magnifico diapers from bambino.

[Firefly 35]

I don't buy ultra-expensive magnifico diapers, but if you can make that work for you, then great.

[Spiderman]

Well young man when I was still living with my family at your age I was the same way and went to get depends diapers from your local grocery store and hid them as much as I could (until my mom found them), and yes some thrift stores do have some good deals.

[Firefly 35]

Diapers don't have a "top".

[Spiderman]

Now now young man that is my mom's job to correct my grammar.

[Firefly 35]

And for having appropriate posts that don't mention german terrorist groups from world war 2, I win

[Spiderman]

And for not caring about mentioning german terriorst groups from world war 2 I win