Last Post Wins....

[underwhere]

I haven't gone to bed yet. Sleep is coming fast, but winning is coming faster, so I win.

[freswith]

While underwhere sleeps, I sneak in and take the win.

[astrodiaper]

Ooooooh. Venus man trap. I drag along an unauthorized stowaway from my space station with a bottle of A-1 as an offering, and snag the trophy. I win.

[Bonsai]

In a parallel dimension, I'm the only one to win.

[freswith]

Not, alas, a

[underwhere]

Doctor Who?

Oh, never mind the pun. I win.

[astrodiaper]

Dr. Who? I tried to give him EVA training, but I ended up learning more from him, like how to win......kinda like what I'm doing now!

[underwhere]

Look who thinks they are winning! Neither astrodiaper, nor freswith, nor Bonsai, nor anybody else other than the illustrious and verbose underwhere.

[jonoz]

[freswith]

Look who thinks they are winning! Neither astrodiaper, nor freswith, nor Bonsai, nor anybody else other than the illustrious and verbose underwhere.

[CDLover]

Really now.. The only way to win is to post at the last minute - just like bidding on eBay.

[underwhere]

<insert witty satirical sarcastic words here>

I win.

[freswith]

How sad!

[BabyJune]

When you say "last post wins," do you mean the FINAL post, or do you mean the previous (last) post?

[underwhere]

I mean whatever I want it to mean, which is why I win.

As for the frog thinking I have run out of ideas, just wait until he discovers the new automatic stealth draining device I installed in his pond.

[freswith]

As for the frog thinking I have run out of ideas, just wait until he discovers the new automatic stealth draining device I installed in his pond.

[Baby_Steffi]

*waddles in and sits in the corner eating cookies out of the trophy cup*

[underwhere]

What a brilliant idea!

[astrodiaper]

I have offered freswith asylum on my space station with the warning to limit foods such as chili and fiber 'cause my space toilet doesn't work, but we have ways around it. In the meantime, the trophy is not on my space station, but I still win.

[Impulsive]

I'm winning

[CDLover]

I was ahead a couple of days ago... and now have surged to the front again!

[underwhere]

Pity that on the other side of the finish line is a cliff of 4,000 meters. By the time CDLover hits the ground, there is already a casket and hearse waiting for him. As funeral director, I give CDLover his last rites, and then saunter off with the win.

[freswith]

Such a pity underwhere failed to see the TGV train coming along the track.

[CDLover]

Back from the dead (I don't think I'm a zombie...) I come back to win.

[underwhere]

You are most welcome, Diaper Pro. It was a lovely service. However, I see you must be a vampire, and since I did not bite you on the neck, you are still alive. That is okay. All I ever wanted was to be the winner, and that I am.