Last Post Wins....

[astrodiaper]

Would the six pack that hit me happen to be right next to the trophy? That wii be handy when I reclaim my trophy.

[repetitivediaperwetter88]

*Steals Trophy and crawls away*

[CDLover]

Sorry, crawling is not fast enough.

[underwhere]

Having been in the cells before, and being shown their unlocked state, I simply open the door and walk out.

[astrodiaper]

If underwhere should continue his futile mission, turn to page 964.

If underwhere should have attempted to travel to Astrodiaper's space station, turn to page 21.

(This is the part where I win)

[freswith]

It was most remiss of me, but since that nasty accident with the portcullis and the Archbishop I've tended to leave the thing open at nights, relying on the castle's ferocious reputation to keep it secure.

[astrodiaper]

....and while extreme measures are being taken versus the arch enemy, I meander through and take the trophy and the win.

[CDLover]

Phantomsby may be your butler and he may be trustworthy, but while escorting me to the tower, all it took was a simple question.

[freswith]

Phantomsby, the last practising werewolf in the Midlands,

[underwhere]

Silverware on the mantlepiece?

[freswith]

Dear underwhere,

[astrodiaper]

Maybe you should just hand me the trophy, and admit yourself into long term treatment. I hear the padded rooms are quaint this time of year. And don't worry about the trophy. It's likely that the doctors won't let you have it, so you don't hurt yourself

[repetitivediaperwetter88]

*belch*

[freswith]

More tea, Vicar?

[repetitivediaperwetter88]

*Steals the trophy and puts it into the septic tank.*

[underwhere]

Hmph.

[freswith]

Fortunately, on appearing before Mr Justice Freswith, I receive an absolute discharge since I had no guilty intent.

[CDLover]

Titles are nice, but truly earned victories are better!

[underwhere]

Why would anybody want "the latter" when the win is so much more appealing than "the latter"?

[freswith]

Since you cannot speak for anybody you are plainly nobody, and since the winner can be anybody, but obviously not nobody, it is my duty to win.

[underwhere]

That Anybody person isn't my type anyway.

[repetitivediaperwetter88]

PEN

[astrodiaper]

Paper. I win.

[underwhere]

Scissors.

[freswith]

Stone.