Last Post Wins....

[underwhere]

I respect the trophy just enough to steal it.

[repetitivediaperwetter88]

*Steals it and runs*

[astrodiaper]

You mean I can't use it to drink beer out of or make jello molds? (Empties beer into 2012 Stanley Cup replica.) Hmph!

[freswith]

It would be sacrilege to drink anything but 12-year-old single malt out of the trophy...... like this!

[repetitivediaperwetter88]

Whoop!

[underwhere]

*casts a spell to make the trophy invisible*

[freswith]

One squirt of "Tree Frog Green" spray paint and the trophy is easily found.

[astrodiaper]

Works for me. I couldn't find my metal detector and night vision goggles.

[repetitivediaperwetter88]

[underwhere]

There is no whistling or singing out of tune here.

[freswith]

Goodness is not impressed with your offering of thanks.

[CDLover]

The correct phrase is, "My Goodness".

[repetitivediaperwetter88]

Fine,, then I will Instead play you all an AWESOME song!

[underwhere]

That song is of poor taste, just like the trophy had a poor taste when I foolishly tried to bite it.

[repetitivediaperwetter88]

Now My Feelings are hurt. *cries like the adult baby he is*

[underwhere]

Actually, the song is quite nice.

[CDLover]

Hey, we all have feelings

[freswith]

Now children, unless you are very, very good, I will sing you a lullaby.

[repetitivediaperwetter88]

*falls asleep to Lullaby.*

[underwhere]

*enters the room banging a drum*

[repetitivediaperwetter88]

I was sweeping

[underwhere]

So?

[astrodiaper]

Sorry, unless the lullaby comes with a six pack of unisom, I'll be awake...and taking the trophy along with the win.

[underwhere]

*drops a six pack on top of astrodiaper's head, knocking him out*

[freswith]

Alerted by the disturbance, Constable Freswith arrests underwhere for theft, robbery and common assault, and throws him in the cells to appear before Mr Justice Freswith in the morning.