underwhere Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 How can I be frucked when I am winning? Link to comment
luv2beSpanked Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 Because He just jumped down the back of your pants and is having his way with your butt! I think he slipped on a banana peal and fell in! But before all that my military skills senced I was about to be sniped and I let babyLee75 take the lead for the bullet as I took cover! I've WON!!! Link to comment
underwhere Posted October 9, 2012 Share Posted October 9, 2012 He must still be there, in which case, I'll just take a seat and squash him. WINNING! Link to comment
luv2beSpanked Posted October 9, 2012 Share Posted October 9, 2012 ROFL I don't know whats worse having up your ass, a gerbal or a Freswith? He might just get to meet your gerbals! *grabs Freswith's Luger and butt-stroke babyLee75 across the head knocking him out* Loser!!! You'll never win for I have already WON!!!!! Link to comment
babyleanna75 Posted October 9, 2012 Share Posted October 9, 2012 Luv to be spanked you were born to lose. I win Link to comment
battlemage Posted October 9, 2012 Share Posted October 9, 2012 Hey, Lee, that means you and Luv has a lot on common: you were both born to lose to me, the ULTIMATE RULER OF EVERYTHING! ... or, at least, winner of this contest. Link to comment
luv2beSpanked Posted October 9, 2012 Share Posted October 9, 2012 Biggest loser = BattleMage Smallest loser = babyLee75 aka "The Turd" First loser = underwhere tied with freswith since freswith is stuffed up underwhere's butt! Biggest ultimate champion of "The last Post Wins" is luv2beSpanked All the losers can suck it! Lol Link to comment
freswith Posted October 9, 2012 Share Posted October 9, 2012 Luv2bespanked is disqualified for failing to declare on his entry form the unfortunate fact that he is really Barry Manilow and is thus banned from this competition on grounds of Sheer Bad Taste. All his entries are to be deleted. Meanwhile the Trophy is given to myself for safekeeping. Link to comment
freswith Posted October 9, 2012 Share Posted October 9, 2012 Oh, Come On - you can surely do better than that! Where's your initiative? Where's your creativity? Where's your individuality? Where's your trophy? - well, I've got that! Link to comment
luv2beSpanked Posted October 9, 2012 Share Posted October 9, 2012 Freswith is disqualified for the fraudulent lies made and falsehood of his statement claiming that I am Barry Manilow which I am by no means close to or even related unlike Freswith who is actually Richard Marx! You want to talk about bad taste, that right there is a requirement to be banished to the far reaches of Earth! And you are still losing BabyLee75! I said it before and I'll say it again, I've already WON!!! Link to comment
freswith Posted October 9, 2012 Share Posted October 9, 2012 Unfortunately (that lovely word!) the Earth being spherical, the far reaches are right back here, and winning. Frog Power! Link to comment
PeculiarChangeling Posted October 9, 2012 Share Posted October 9, 2012 So I said... *looks around cautiously* Biiiiiiitch... Link to comment
underwhere Posted October 10, 2012 Share Posted October 10, 2012 Biggest loser = BattleMage Smallest loser = babyLee75 aka "The Turd" First loser = underwhere tied with freswith since freswith is stuffed up underwhere's butt! Biggest ultimate champion of "The last Post Wins" is luv2beSpanked All the losers can suck it! Lol What is the difference between "biggest loser", "smallest loser" and "First loser"? Surely, all of those titles apply to you anyway, luv2beSpanked, so I really don't see what the big deal is here. I mean, after all, I win, so what is there left to debate beyond that anyway? Now, just to prove this point, one of my favorite songs is "We Are The Champions" by Queen, but clearly they mis-sang (instead of misspoke), because, as already noted, there can be no debating the fact that I win. Link to comment
babyleanna75 Posted October 10, 2012 Share Posted October 10, 2012 I win you lose. I will rock you Link to comment
luv2beSpanked Posted October 10, 2012 Share Posted October 10, 2012 What is the difference between "biggest loser", "smallest loser" and "First loser"? Surely, all of those titles apply to you anyway, luv2beSpanked, so I really don't see what the big deal is here. I mean, after all, I win, so what is there left to debate beyond that anyway? Now, just to prove this point, one of my favorite songs is "We Are The Champions" by Queen, but clearly they mis-sang (instead of misspoke), because, as already noted, there can be no debating the fact that I win. There is a difference and what I said stays as is! As for Queen, They sang "We are the Champions" and by all means, they sang it and wrote the lyrics and made millions. you, since you were never part of that group..... Not so much! You still lose no matter what. I've WON!!! Link to comment
underwhere Posted October 10, 2012 Share Posted October 10, 2012 I was using the "Victorian 'We'". Therefore, I win anyway. Link to comment
battlemage Posted October 10, 2012 Share Posted October 10, 2012 The winning, it is to be mine! Mine! MINE, I SAY! Link to comment
luv2beSpanked Posted October 10, 2012 Share Posted October 10, 2012 Highly unlikely battlemage!!! You and everyone else have already lost and I won! I WON!!!!! Link to comment
freswith Posted October 10, 2012 Share Posted October 10, 2012 Now calm down, children! Nanny Freswith says this will all end in tears by teatime! Besides, winning is for grown-up people like Nanny. Link to comment
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