square_duck Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 *pokes his nose in* I just happens by....I think I'm winning.... WOW! that was easy! All this silly cavorting around by everyone else and all I had to do was show up and walk in. *takes a seat at the winning table* Winning is good.... Link to comment
BigBabyGurl30 Posted February 15, 2012 Share Posted February 15, 2012 *punts the square duck into a round hole* Give me a "W"! Give me an "I"! Give me an "N"! Gimme the W-I-N!!! I WIN!!!!!!!!! Link to comment
freswith Posted February 15, 2012 Share Posted February 15, 2012 with one bound Freswith seizes the trophy and escapes, bouncing across St James Park on his pogo stick pursued by the usual waddling menagerie. Link to comment
square_duck Posted February 15, 2012 Share Posted February 15, 2012 Alas, Sic Transit Omnia Gloria. (that girl didn't like travelling) It's the frog again. A DDT-resistant Arcturan tree-frog, to be precise. Winning, of course. Has anyone figured out why the hell a tree frog is living on a lilly pad in St James park?? it would seem that he SHOULD be living in a tree....sheesh Anyways, while all this distraction is going on with the new investigation, I'll just deftly slip the cup into my coat and be off to the winner circle with Julia! *shuffles off singing "I feel good"... Link to comment
freswith Posted February 15, 2012 Share Posted February 15, 2012 Pogo stick lands on duck. Frog seizes trophy. Frog muses briefly about how few Peking Ducks have ever been to China, round or square.. Frog rebounds and escapes. The winner, Q. E. D. Link to comment
BigBabyGurl30 Posted February 17, 2012 Share Posted February 17, 2012 *Slips freswith a fly pie laced with rohypnol and alprazolam* *Steals the froggy pogo stick* *Hops away the WINNAH!!!!* Link to comment
square_duck Posted February 17, 2012 Share Posted February 17, 2012 *pulls the rope tied to the pogo stick and watches BBG30 F*L*Y Snatches the falling trophy, and dashes off to hi secure and secret unknown hide away ZOOM! winning is good!! Link to comment
freswith Posted February 17, 2012 Share Posted February 17, 2012 Alas, Square Duck's "hi secure and secret unknown hideaway" is so secret and unknown that even he doesn't know where it is. He mistakes it for the classic Doric-columned portico of Freswith Hall and enters by mistake. Big mistake. The trophy resumes its rightful place on the mantlepiece and the duck is ejected by a footfrog. Link to comment
square_duck Posted February 17, 2012 Share Posted February 17, 2012 While being ejected, he slams up against a wobbly Doric Column which then proceeds to fall over in the direction of a certain tree frog in freswith hall, landing 'squarely' on top of him... {{{SPLAT}}}} turning away from the mess inside, the deft duck grabs the trophy once again and wings his way off to his secret hideaway once more....the one with the Corinthian columns, and leather upholstered furniture AHHHH winning is soooo nice Link to comment
freswith Posted February 17, 2012 Share Posted February 17, 2012 Bribing the postman soon reveals the address of Square Duck's "secret" hideaway, and a couple of CS grenades eject the said duck. The Trophy, duly recovered, now sits at the end of my bed as I recover from an overdose of architecture. (Only a parvenu would choose Corinthian columns, anyway!) Link to comment
daddy-jonny Posted February 18, 2012 Share Posted February 18, 2012 puts all little babies to bed putting them to sleep I WIN Link to comment
underwhere Posted February 18, 2012 Share Posted February 18, 2012 I was going to come here and win, but all of a sudden, I feel so sleepyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Link to comment
square_duck Posted February 18, 2012 Share Posted February 18, 2012 Bribing the postman soon reveals the address of Square Duck's "secret" hideaway, and a couple of CS grenades eject the said duck. The Trophy, duly recovered, now sits at the end of my bed as I recover from an overdose of architecture. (Only a parvenu would choose Corinthian columns, anyway!) brushing the dust off his smoking jacket, which isn't It was either that or the Ionic ones, I just couldn't make up my mind *leans up against the wall, hitting a switch which activate freswith's bed and it immediately folds upwards and slams itself into the wall where it's stored* Oooopsie..... my bad... Takes the trophy back and celebrates with some appropriately tacky bubbly cider Link to comment
freswith Posted February 18, 2012 Share Posted February 18, 2012 As though I would have my four-poster folding into the wall; it's been bolted to the floor of Freswith Hall ever since Henry VIII came to stay! (We have, however, changed the sheets since then.) Having switched Square Duck's supposed tacky bubbly cider for real west-country Scrumpy (industrial strength), I wait until he passes out before slipping in to remove the Trophy and replace it with a cunningly made and booby-trapped replica. Stopping only to urinate against his appropriately tacky Corinthian columns, I board my private airship and set course for my country cottage at Grytviken. Link to comment
Eir Posted February 18, 2012 Share Posted February 18, 2012 I won because I changed out of my soggy diaper instead of getting a rash! Link to comment
underwhere Posted February 19, 2012 Share Posted February 19, 2012 That might explain why terryrighter has a soggy diaper on her head.... Winning, because I said so. teehee Link to comment
freswith Posted February 19, 2012 Share Posted February 19, 2012 That's quite long enough for you. Mine! Mine! All Mine!! (add wicked cackle) Link to comment
BigBabyGurl30 Posted February 21, 2012 Share Posted February 21, 2012 WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! I wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin! woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Link to comment
BigBabyGurl30 Posted February 25, 2012 Share Posted February 25, 2012 *steals the win* Link to comment
freswith Posted February 25, 2012 Share Posted February 25, 2012 "Fingers" Freswith the Fence diddles BBG30 out of her stolen win. Link to comment
underwhere Posted February 25, 2012 Share Posted February 25, 2012 Isn't a fence an inanimate object? How can a fence do anything? underwhere brings in a bulldozer and a dump truck, knocks down the fence, hauls the fence away, and reclaims the win. Link to comment
freswith Posted February 25, 2012 Share Posted February 25, 2012 "Fingers" Freswith the Fence sells the bulldozer and dump truck even before underwhere realises it's been stolen, and tucks the trophy under his jacket. Link to comment
underwhere Posted February 25, 2012 Share Posted February 25, 2012 That reminds me. You wouldn't happen to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npjOSLCR2hE, would you, freswith? Link to comment
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