Pooping While Exercising

[Little BabyDoll Christine]

I go to the gym front with a lawn chair, next to the entrance, and get as smelly and messed as I can for people coming in and out. I am mad they did that.

That could get you anything from sued to arrested and won't that story be cute in court

As to whether the gym could or can kick people out for that. It has long been the policy of public schools to ban children who are fec incon, so there is precedent

How do you know the gym owners are not taking time/date stamped digital pix of you and are preparing to use that as either evidence or material to hand over to the fuzz. You could be sitting there stinking up the place and some men in blue come up and pick you up. Then if you give them any lip they show you the pix. While the law may say one thing, there are ways that they can make it pretty miserable for you. A lot rougher than you can handle

Whatever you, do NOT smear any of your brain matter from your diaper on their badges or they will really get rough. They don't need no stinkin' badges.

[turtlepins]

turtlepins how does it feel becomign fecal incontinent?

One one hand it's a hassle. Like I said, the clean up is time consuming. On the other hand if I'm at home and playing in my playpen or working at my desk I love it. It does make me feel like an infant. Like I said, it is what it is.

[dmavn]

Personally I abhor messy diapers, mainly due to the fact that with an external hemhorage within 3cm of the sphincter I start to bleed and burn within seconds. I exercise generally consists of bicycle riding or sculling and those do not give the insides enough jump to really cause any problems. Though, give me any tomato based product or even orange juice at times, and the acid tears me up inside and I am lucky to make it twenty feet before things start to flow. I really should go and see a specialist again one of these day, unfortunately, with our new health insurance and the twenty-five undred dollar deductible we have, it just isn't practical unless it is life threatening. Perchance one of these days I will win the lotto and leave the island for the colder north.

[Guest Saturnine]

I firmly believe if I went to my gym in town and went to one of the machines and subsequently sat in something mushy and odd and find out I just sat in some guy's poop, I would have to become a vigilante detective and hunt the guy down before me and politely put a bullet right between his f&cking eyes.

Damn, sorry but that's just gross and wrong on so many levels.

**EDIT**

And then to make sure the monster was dead like in a horror movie, I would put one more bullet with a kiss in the middle of his forehead.

And then drive away as fast as I can.

[Letluvsrool]

Look, I did it once. I was on the machine and the tension of the machine pushed a little bit of it out and got onto the machine. I was going to clean it up but for some reason I didn't (a mystery now).

No mystery here. You didn't clean it up because you're a self-centered asshole who doesn't care about other people. Some poor gym employee had to clean up the shit you left on their equipment. You created a serious health problem in a public place that could have caused a lot of people to become seriously ill. You should be ashamed of yourself.

And the gym did revoke my membership, and that made me mad because they did not look into the situation. Had I been fully fecal incontinent, they would have been descriminating against me and I could have taken action.

BUT YOU'RE NOT INCONTINENT! Deliberately shitting yourself in a public place and leaving a mess for someone else to clean up is a great reason to get kicked out of a gym. Possibly being fully fecal incontinent does not give you the right to leave your own bodily waste on shared equipment. The ADA (Americans with Disabilities Act) specifically states that businesses have to make reasonable accommodations for disabled people. This does not mean that they must have a shit stain task force on call ready to sterilize any gym equipment in case an incontinent person should happen to make a mess. Someone who was truly incontinent would either not go to a public gym in the first place out of respect for everyone else or they would make absolutely sure their problem does not inconvenience the rest of the members. They would absolutely positively clean up any mess they make, however, which again is why you deserved to get kicked out of that gym.

But I wasn't fecal incontinent all the way and have some bowel control still there so the next best thing was to like I said sit outside near the entrance in a messy diaper to drive away the customers. Only did it once, never again. The point is it was not fair for them to revoke my membership and kick me out without asking me what happened. I could have told them I have IBS and didn't know I had leaked onto the machine and would pay them back.

You could have done the right thing: Apologized, cleaned up your mess and never done something this stupid again. Instead you made someone else clean up your shit and continued to remain on their private property, harassing people after you'd been kicked out of the gym by sitting in front the entrance in a shitty diaper. That's a clear case of criminal trespass numbnuts, and if I had been running the gym when some clown pulled that, the cops would have been called over forthwith to show you what it really feels like to have your rights violated.

Stop coming back here and stirring up drama. You've been banned numerous times already for doing exactly what you're doing right now. GO AWAY