babykeiff Posted April 28, 2010 Share Posted April 28, 2010 Who is looking to become incontinent. They might want to contact this surgeon - A surgeon who cut off a patient's testicle by mistake has been struck off the medical register. Dr Sulieman Al Hourani was supposed to take out a cyst on the patient's right testis but instead he removed the whole testicle.The man, known only as patient A, had gone into Fairfield General Hospital in Bury, Greater Manchester, for the operation in September 2007. He was the first patient of the day and his medical notes made it "perfectly clear" the procedure was to be "excision of right epididymal cyst", a disciplinary hearing was told. The blunder happened when a nurse helping the locum surgeon turned her back and Dr Al Hourani removed the testicle. Dr Al Hourani was found guilty of misconduct by a General Medical Council (GMC) fitness to practise panel in his absence after he returned to his homeland of Jordan and refused to engage in the proceedings. More than a year earlier in August 2006, he had injected two milligrams (mg) of midazolam, a powerful sedative drug, into himself which was intended for a patient. He was on call at the hospital and was the most senior surgeon on duty at the time. Hospital staff said the doctor appeared unsteady on his feet, bumped into boxes, held on to a wall and was "weaving" down the corridor. He was later found in the doctors' mess room "deeply asleep" and taken in a wheelchair to A&E. Dr Al Hourani was issued with a final warning over that incident but was eventually dismissed by his employers, Pennine Acute Hospitals NHS Trust, in October 2007 over allegations he stole two boxes of dihydrocodeine tablets from a ward treatment room. from http://uk.news.yahoo.com/21/20100427/thl-surgeon-struck-off-over-op-blunder-d831572.html Link to comment
fideliuscharm Posted April 28, 2010 Share Posted April 28, 2010 Well... I guess death is one way to lose your continence... Link to comment
babykeiff Posted April 28, 2010 Author Share Posted April 28, 2010 I might ask the admins / mods to move this to the correct page rather than the Incontinent Desires page, but I found it so funny considering what some others here have asked / described what they wish to do to themselves in order to lose their continence. Link to comment
toon Posted April 28, 2010 Share Posted April 28, 2010 removing your testicles doesnt cause incontinence. Link to comment
WallaWalla Posted April 28, 2010 Share Posted April 28, 2010 I think it's more the implication that this surgeon is so without scruples that he would surely be willing to perform such a procedure. Link to comment
Frink Posted April 28, 2010 Share Posted April 28, 2010 Okay, found some garden shears. Wish me luck, guys! Link to comment
jbz2079 Posted April 28, 2010 Share Posted April 28, 2010 I worked with a bloke who had only one testicle, he damaged it in an accident when he was young and it had to be removed. He had three children though, so the remaining testicle must have been a good one. What did surprise me was this same bloke was hospitilized for Hemmoriods, that did surprise me because I always though of him as the perfect arsehole! Link to comment
Frink Posted April 29, 2010 Share Posted April 29, 2010 Okay, found some garden shears. Wish me luck, guys! update: oh god, oh god, oh god what have I done?! Link to comment
diaperpt Posted April 29, 2010 Share Posted April 29, 2010 Whether or not you are out to lose your continence or just have a good time talking about it, we can never afford to lose our sense of humor!! This was great! On the serious side, I'm glad this guy has been found out. On the lighter side, now that he won't have hospital responsibilities, he might be available to do home treatments!! Years ago in a routine physical my primary care doc worried about me having too much iron and referred me to a specialist who declared I had hemochromotosis and prescribed weekly blood-letting (a pint at a time). After several months of the treatment, even with the blood-letting letting up to every couple of weeks, his ineptness finally got to me enough to ask my primary care doc for a referral for a second opinion. The new guy took one look at my records and was appalled! He couldn't believe the diagnosis and after another set of bloodwork pronounced me fine. I probably should have sued him, reported him or done something. I don't like to sue, but I hate to think of the quacks out there who give good doctors a bad name - and healthy people real issues!! There are some here who'd like to go in for a routine physical and come home incontinent, but for the most part we want to know what we're getting ourselves into! Still, gotta love this thread! Link to comment
Darkfinn Posted May 12, 2010 Share Posted May 12, 2010 A doctor injecting himself with the patient's drugs? Paging Dr. House... Paging Dr. House. Link to comment
Guest Wetnmessy247 Posted May 22, 2010 Share Posted May 22, 2010 Ways to become incontinent: 1.) Find a magic lamp. Rub for the genie. Use one of three wishes to become incontinent. 2.) Find God. Ask God for incontinence. 3.) Become a billionaire. Pay for best surgeon to render you incontinent. 4.) Pay a street thug to destroy your inner organs. 5.) Crash your car, become a vegetable with incontinence. 6.) Shove a glass jaar up your ass and smash it with a hammer. 7.) Insert a syringe with bleach into your rectum and inject. 8.) Shove a golf club wrapped with barbed wire up your rectum. 9.) Pour a liter of 150 proof Everclear into your rectum. Link to comment
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