The "Have You Tried?" Game

[freswith]

NO, the Pills stop me feeling that particular urge.

Have you ever seen a toadal eclipse of the sun?

[Juliabam]

NO, the Pills stop me feeling that particular urge.

Have you ever seen a toadal eclipse of the sun?

No, I have always been warned against looking directly at any kind of toad

have you ever worn a dress that was too short for you?

[Hasen]

No all my dresses had fit properly.

Have you ever been so boared at work that you aimlessly surf DD forums to stay awake?

[Juliabam]

I don't work!

Have you ever had the feeling that you read this question before?

[Hasen]

no. why don't you work?

[loopy]

I do.

Have you tried making your own music.

[Juliabam]

I do.

Have you tried making your own music.

Yeah, everytime I have gass in my stomach and I lean forward music comes out my behind. Simple music but yet..

How often do you sing opera?

[Hasen]

I hate opera and break thing when I hear it.

What is the 39th prime number. If 1 is the first prime and 3 the third what us the for

[Juliabam]

Isn't that the sort of things we have a prime minister to figure out for us?

Have you ever had you brain examined?

[freswith]

I've had my head examined. The conclusion was I needed new valves and seats.

Hvae you ever been stung £1,500 for a head job?

[Juliabam]

I've had my head examined. The conclusion was I needed new valves and seats.

Hvae you ever been stung £1,500 for a head job?

I can get whatever I want most of the times, so I don't need to visit prostitutes

Have you ever charged anyone money for you sexual service?

[freswith]

Nope. Nor paid for one. (There is nothing sexual about a cylinder-head overhaul!)

Have you ever sailed a boat?

[Juliabam]

Nope. Nor paid for one. (There is nothing sexual about a cylinder-head overhaul!)

Have you ever sailed a boat?

Oh silly me, I thought you were talking about your piston head

No way, solid ground is much safer than that wet stuff boats usually roam on

have you ever sunk that boat, and blamed the sirenes ?

[freswith]

Nope. Never sunk. Rule one in the Arcturan manual of Navigation: Don't Sink!

How about the wet stuff that you sit on?

[Juliabam]

Nope. Never sunk. Rule one in the Arcturan manual of Navigation: Don't Sink!

How about the wet stuff that you sit on?

(And rule one in the Arcturian manual of Sex is Don't Swollow?)

I do what's possible to keep it dry most of the time

Don't you ever change?

[freswith]

No, I am as unchanging as the ancient hills, and as calm as the mountain lakes. (and as impossible as a fox terrier/killer whale hybrid)

Do you ever have kind words for anyone?

[Juliabam]

No, I am as unchanging as the ancient hills, and as calm as the mountain lakes. (and as impossible as a fox terrier/killer whale hybrid)

Do you ever have kind words for anyone?

Ofcourse, for all the pee ple I like!

Do you ever meet a person that actually likes you?

[freswith]

Of course, lots of them, they come every day to kneel before me. I'd put them off, but I'm afraid of all the railway workers who would be disemployed if they cancelled the special trains for my admirers.

How about you?

[Juliabam]

Of course, lots of them, they come every day to kneel before me. I'd put them off, but I'm afraid of all the railway workers who would be disemployed if they cancelled the special trains for my admirers.

How about you?

I have way to many fans and admirers, more than I like. Unfortunately I can't say I like/admire them all back - Even freswith admire me, but I tend to act as I don't know because I would rather he found himself another idol

Why do freswith think I'm such a hot cutie?

[freswith]

Freswith thinks you are neither "hot" nor a "cutie", as freswith has plenty of those available here. Freswith merely enjoys taking the pee out of Julia because she's sharp enough to fight back.

Has anyone ever told you that you are beautiful when you are angry?

[Juliabam]

Freswith thinks you are neither "hot" nor a "cutie", as freswith has plenty of those available here. Freswith merely enjoys taking the pee out of Julia because she's sharp enough to fight back.

Has anyone ever told you that you are beautiful when you are angry?

They tell me I'm beautiful all the time

have you ever tried to look beautiful ?

[freswith]

Once, for the Queen. I think I failed: she frowned at me.

Have you ever seen her in the flesh?

[Jabez]

No.

Have you tried winning her over with personality instead?

[Juliabam]

Nah I don't think she 's as much as the label says, and besides she's old enough to have been courted by my great grandfather.

Are you into old pee ple?

[freswith]

Only to get them to alter their wills in my favour

Are your parents still alive?