The Vending Machine Game

[underwhere]

Spits out affidavit which stipulates that police acted within accordance of laws and procedures, and that no charges will be filed.

inserts rioting fans, again.

[Bonsai]

Inserts Monday morning with a huge, heavy load of crappy work to be done.

Spits out fans fast forgetting what happened on sunday and now very loyal to whoever is paying their salary,

[Yvhuce]

Inserts "Complete Idiot's Guide To Not Breaking The Game".

[underwhere]

spits out written acknowledgement of error made in earlier post, which has since been corrected.

Insert's idiot.

[Yvhuce]

Idiot and book react like matter an antimatter within the machine. Machine returns a massive blast of pure energy.

Inserts weird looking rock found in the back yard.

[underwhere]

Machine spits out completely eroded rock, roughly 1 million years later.

Inserts the inventor of the time machine.

[Yvhuce]

Machine produces man with pants on fire.

Inserts bonus points.

[underwhere]

Spits out extra life.

Inserts the 5000 point banana from the video game, Ms Pacman.

[Yvhuce]

Machine spits out modified image of said banana with a censor bar over it.

Sorts through his bag of suckers and inserts all of the rootbeer flavored suckers.

[underwhere]

"There's a sucker born every minute." Rootbeer flavored suckers? Machine spits out gravestone for deceased creature which has just been devoured by the machine.

Inserts mason skills in the art of creating gravestones.

[Yvhuce]

Machine spits out gravestone dedicated to yucky candy.

Inserts mafia and hillbilly clan with blood feud.

[underwhere]

Machine spits out Carebears and Strawberry Shortcake to mediate, and ultimately end the blood feud.

Inserts Angel Second Class from the movie, "It's a Wonderful Life"

[freswith]

Issues halo (batteries not included).

Insert two AA batteries.

[BabyJune]

Machine misunderstands you and spits out a book on "7 Steps" and mumbles something about staying sober.

Inserts a bottle of cheap whiskey.

[Yvhuce]

Machine produces molotov cocktail (not lit).

Inserts beef & cheese toquito with torotilla shell.

[Eir]

Machine produces a toquito that has been partially digested. It belches loudly, and says that it was good!!!

Inserts a diaper and a stopwatch into the vending machine.

[BabyJune]

Machine spits out a warning that says, "Time for a change" with a picture of Wall Street.

Inserts a copy of "Investing for Dummies."

[Eir]

Machine gives you a book: How to keep an idiot busy. It is a magical book, every time you turn the page, you read, how to keep an idiot busy, you keep flipping the pages, then you start over!

inserts bamboo and a frappachino into the vending machine.

[lovelylittle]

*machine spits out an angry, caffiene-addicted panda, demanding more bamboo and starbucks delicacies. you have none, and he eats you.*

*inserts the entire contents of my sock drawer*

[Eir]

The vending machine produces a heavy metal band that rocks your socks off!

I put a warp engine and a school bus into the vending machine!

[underwhere]

Machine spits out nothing, or at least what appears to be nothing. Fifty thousand years in the future, the machine spits out the school bus with warp engine which then explodes as it hits the only nuclear power plant remaining, causing a nuclear meltdown.

inserts nuclear waste, hopefully faster than the meltdown process.

[Eir]

Machine produces an extremely volatile nuclear family, who drag you on to Jerry Springer!

Inserts chai tea and a pumpkin donut into the vending machine.

[underwhere]

Machine belches loudly before emitting a apple orchard.

Inserts 2 squirrels.

[Eir]

Machine spits out the squirrels, and a gaggle of girls who were chasing them.

Inserts a baseball bat into the vending machine

[underwhere]

In Bugs Bunny fassion, machine spits out a vampire bat.

Inserts Bugs Bunny.