The Vending Machine Game

[Juliabam]

Machine spits out Santa Claus singing Christmas carols.

Insert 12 pipers piping.

machine returns birthday party for freswith

inserts freswith

[freswith]

Machine emits a refurbished freswith, all-singing, all-dancing, all smiling and sixpence a pound.

Insert the top of the morning

[Juliabam]

Machine emits a refurbished freswith, all-singing, all-dancing, all smiling and sixpence a pound.

Insert the top of the morning

machine returns Dawn the Punisher, and a priest to marry her to freswith

inserts whip, bed of nails, fire, and an antfarm with broken glass

[freswith]

Machine coughs rattles, and ejects a thick stream of burning napalm towards Julia.

Insert cupful of bicarbonate of soda.

[underwhere]

Machine spits out two cups of unicarbonate soda.

Inserts baby bottle filled with gin.

[Juliabam]

Machine spits out two cups of unicarbonate soda.

Inserts baby bottle filled with gin.

machine returns house made of gingerbread

inserts freswiths wife Dawn

[freswith]

Machine groans. the ejects Dawn into the "rejected coins" slot. She returns to Freswith and brightens up his day.

Inserts patent ever-dry nappy.

[underwhere]

Machine spits out Everlasting Gobstopper.

Insert golden ticket.

[BabyJune]

Machine spits out an Everlasting Gobstopper.

Inserts a Giant Peach.

[Yvhuce]

Machine produces crushed giant peach pit fragments, along with bits and pieces of giant spider, giant grasshopper, giant centipede, and normal sized little kid.

Inserts copy of "Who Goes There?".

[Juliabam]

Machine produces crushed giant peach pit fragments, along with bits and pieces of giant spider, giant grasshopper, giant centipede, and normal sized little kid.

Inserts copy of "Who Goes There?".

Machine points at Yvhuce and says You do..now.. get going..

inserts picture of a picture

[freswith]

Gets back a long documentary fim about making a five-minute short.

Inserts an Oscar

[wetman]

Machine spits out a Grammy.

Inserts a Nobel.

[Juliabam]

Machine spits out a Grammy.

Inserts a Nobel.

machine returns a gentleman

inserts a lady

[freswith]

Machine issues a vacuum cleaner, a flat Iron, and a washing machine.

insert flammable bra.

[wetman]

Machine spits out grilled chicken breast.

Inserts egg.

[BabyJune]

Machine spits out an omelet and a "thank you" note for the breast.

Insert a generous monetary tip.

[underwhere]

Machine spits out Easter bunny.

Insert Cupid.

[freswith]

Machine issues the goddess Venus in a stonking rage and, as Goddess of Love, she gives Underwhere a right holy dose of the clap.

Insert penecilin

[underwhere]

Machine spits out superbug.

Insert vaccine.

[BabyJune]

Machine spits out large medical bill for overpriced medicine.

Inserts insurance card.

[underwhere]

Machine groans, pukes, is rushed to the emergency room, and is treated for appendicitus, only to receive later notice, which is spit out, that its insurance coverage as described on the insurance card does not provide or allow for such care.

Inserts collection notice.

[wetman]

Machine issues IOU for 12523 Pounds and 17 Pence.

Inserts middle finger (unwashed).

[Bonsai]

Machine spits out radiography of broken middle fingers, right & left hand.

Inserts straightjacket and "happiness pill" (high dosage), plus thick nappies to overcome the side effects of happiness pill.

[wetman]

Inserts thick, used nappy.

Machine gives change.