freswith Posted June 14, 2011 Share Posted June 14, 2011 Machine issues freshly-laundered giggle. Insert glob of metal from last post trophy with two gold sovereigns. Link to comment
Juliabam Posted June 14, 2011 Share Posted June 14, 2011 Machine issues freshly-laundered giggle. Insert glob of metal from last post trophy with two gold sovereigns. Machine reminds freswith and duckie that Julia ate the trophy, so you can insert it... no you can't ..no..let her have it, it says Inserts victory parade Link to comment
underwhere Posted June 15, 2011 Share Posted June 15, 2011 Machine spits out float from victory parade, with a giant hole in it, all the air seeping out, ultimately landing on top of Juliabam. Inserts large quantity of laughing gas. Link to comment
square_duck Posted June 15, 2011 Share Posted June 15, 2011 Machine reminds freswith and duckie that Julia ate the trophy, so you can insert it... no you can't ..no..let her have it, it says Inserts victory parade no, Julia ate the pumpkin pie that was freswiths car, you peed in the trophy cup which I took and inserted into the vending machine...which brings us to here....or there-----> *shrug* either way I win! oh, wait...wrong thread! *machine spews out a laughing clown with a huge AX who goes wandering off down the hall looking for 007* Gingerly inserts a bandaid Link to comment
freswith Posted June 15, 2011 Share Posted June 15, 2011 Screen on front of machine flashes with question "Who the Hell is Gingerly and what is she doing in this game?" Machine issues small first aid kit containing all the things that you don't need. Insert Government White Paper* on "Regulation of Vending Machine Industry." *Plan for intended legislation. Link to comment
underwhere Posted June 15, 2011 Share Posted June 15, 2011 Machine spits out white paper, shredded into half milimeter square pieces of paper. It means the same thing anyway. Insert bureaucrat. Link to comment
Juliabam Posted June 16, 2011 Share Posted June 16, 2011 Machine spits out white paper, shredded into half milimeter square pieces of paper. It means the same thing anyway. Insert bureaucrat. Machine refuses to do anything usefull and decides to pee its underwhere instead inserts mop Link to comment
freswith Posted June 16, 2011 Share Posted June 16, 2011 machine issues wet underwear. insert diaper. Link to comment
Juliabam Posted June 16, 2011 Share Posted June 16, 2011 machine issues wet underwear. insert diaper. machine return strange looking hat for guys with no hair, to cover their head in the sun inserts pretty summerhat Link to comment
underwhere Posted June 17, 2011 Share Posted June 17, 2011 Machine refuses to do anything usefull and decides to pee its underwhere instead I knew Juliabam could spell my name correctly. inserts pretty summerhat Machine spits out weather report of constant hale. Inserts video and audio recording of the "This is a test" public service announcements on TV which are supposed to be used in non-test form to warn us of public emergencies. Link to comment
freswith Posted June 17, 2011 Share Posted June 17, 2011 I knew Juliabam could spell my name correctly. Machine spits out weather report of constant hale. I (If only underwhere knew how to spell "hail".) Machine issues new broadcast which breaks through on every car radio with a child's voice saying "Are we there yet?" every 30 seconds. Insert quadruple dose of Prozac Link to comment
underwhere Posted June 17, 2011 Share Posted June 17, 2011 (I spelled "hale" correctly. I just chose the wrong "hale". Hail freswith. ) Machine spits out an overdosed patient in need of immediate medical care. Inserts freswith, our local resident doctor. Link to comment
Bettypooh Posted June 17, 2011 Share Posted June 17, 2011 Machine emits 15 second television teaser for the latest thriller move: "Tales of Dr.Hopenstein" starring Freswith and guest starring underwhere and Juliabam Inserts last week's movie ticket Link to comment
underwhere Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 Machine spits out an Academy Award for Best Director to Bettypooh for creating the television teaser. Inserts million euro bill for cost of advertising the movie on television. 1 Link to comment
Juliabam Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 Machine spits out an Academy Award for Best Director to Bettypooh for creating the television teaser. Inserts million euro bill for cost of advertising the movie on television. machine spits out account number for the greek state with the words see if you can get it! inserts world financial crisis 3.0 Link to comment
freswith Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 Machine prints out millions of banknotes - on toilet paper. Insert Gordon Brown, Saviour of the Financail World, head first. Link to comment
Juliabam Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 Machine prints out millions of banknotes - on toilet paper. Insert Gordon Brown, Saviour of the Financail World, head first. Machie returns Badass Blaire both ends being heads... at first.. inserts Maggie Thatchers 24 karat solid gold handbag Link to comment
freswith Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 Machine coughs, whirrs, dissembles, shakes and utters "This Machine is Not For Turning!" and issues fatwa on Tony Blair. insert copy of Koran together with box of matches. Link to comment
BabyJune Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 Machine blasts out hellfire and brimstone. Insert a fire extinguisher. Link to comment
Juliabam Posted July 2, 2011 Share Posted July 2, 2011 Machine blasts out hellfire and brimstone. Insert a fire extinguisher. machine farts cloud of dust inserts industrial strength vacuum cleaner (wonder who it is that have all those dirty vacuums around in their houses and wonder what they did to get their vacuums so dirty..did they use them to expand marshmallows and had them explode or something?) Link to comment
underwhere Posted July 2, 2011 Share Posted July 2, 2011 (speaking of marshmallows) Machine emits Marshmallow Man from the Ghostbusters movie. Inserts Ghostbuster. Link to comment
BabyJune Posted July 2, 2011 Share Posted July 2, 2011 Machine spits out 1959 Cadillac Ambulance Inserts a picture of Casper the Friendly Ghost...in drag! Link to comment
underwhere Posted July 3, 2011 Share Posted July 3, 2011 Spits out picture of same published by TMZ. Inserts paparazzi. Link to comment
freswith Posted July 6, 2011 Share Posted July 6, 2011 Machine emits a thoroughly smashed-up Mercedes limousine. Insert wreath. Link to comment
underwhere Posted July 8, 2011 Share Posted July 8, 2011 Machine spits out Santa Claus singing Christmas carols. Insert 12 pipers piping. Link to comment
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