underwhere Posted April 10, 2011 Share Posted April 10, 2011 Machine emits a wide range of dog and cat sounds from all of the animals held at the pound. Inserts great dane. Link to comment
freswith Posted April 10, 2011 Share Posted April 10, 2011 Gets back a copy of Hamlet. Insert Sonnet praising the Dark Lady. Link to comment
BabyJune Posted April 10, 2011 Share Posted April 10, 2011 Machine spits out an autographed picture of Oprah Winfrey. Rip up picture and stuff it back into the machine. Link to comment
underwhere Posted April 11, 2011 Share Posted April 11, 2011 Machine spits out Oprah Winfrey, who then bops BabyJune over the head with a rubber duckie, a perfectly square rubber duckie. Inserts a live square duck. Link to comment
freswith Posted April 11, 2011 Share Posted April 11, 2011 Gets back a perfectly square tin of duck paté. Inserts wreath of lilies for Square Duck. Link to comment
Juliabam Posted April 12, 2011 Share Posted April 12, 2011 Gets back a perfectly square tin of duck paté. Inserts wreath of lilies for Square Duck. machine sneezes loud and long inserts paper for machine to wipe the nose with Link to comment
freswith Posted April 12, 2011 Share Posted April 12, 2011 Machine heaves and writhe nd then lays a square egg. insert incubator. Link to comment
Bettypooh Posted April 12, 2011 Share Posted April 12, 2011 Next to Frenchman babbling something about a "Tarjhay", machine emits a sitting duck, rendering incubator useless Inserts Duck-class ticket to Peking Link to comment
:dlb Posted April 12, 2011 Share Posted April 12, 2011 spits out roast duck insert rubber ducky Link to comment
Bettypooh Posted April 12, 2011 Share Posted April 12, 2011 Machine giggles and sends out a pair of hot pink rubber panties with hippie-daisies printed all over them Inserts no longer needed old, cracked, and taped-up faded red plastic panties Link to comment
Bonsai Posted April 14, 2011 Share Posted April 14, 2011 Machine spits out a 007 style smoking, only in latex. Inserts a copy of the Necronomicon written in gothic characters on thick old loose papers. Link to comment
Bettypooh Posted April 14, 2011 Share Posted April 14, 2011 Inserts lit match (with a devious smile) Machine coughs and smokes then ejects a pile of ashes Link to comment
freswith Posted April 14, 2011 Share Posted April 14, 2011 Machine ejects 400-page volume of instructions on "How to Operate this Vending Machine" Insert handful of cowrie shells. Link to comment
Bettypooh Posted April 14, 2011 Share Posted April 14, 2011 Machine jams and says shells are rejected as payment Inserts one Susan B Anthony dollar coin Link to comment
:dlb Posted April 14, 2011 Share Posted April 14, 2011 machine spits out 50 cents and laughs insert a half-full urinal Link to comment
underwhere Posted April 14, 2011 Share Posted April 14, 2011 Spits out Liquid Plumber. inserts real plumber. Link to comment
Bonsai Posted April 15, 2011 Share Posted April 15, 2011 Spits out a 97,5 $ bill Inserts 100 $... Link to comment
:dlb Posted April 15, 2011 Share Posted April 15, 2011 spits out 100 1 dollar bills insert bucket of caramel Link to comment
underwhere Posted April 15, 2011 Share Posted April 15, 2011 Spits out caramel sundae with vanilla ice cream. Inserts bill for cleaning up the mess that caramel makes with all the messy babies around who tried to eat it. Link to comment
freswith Posted April 16, 2011 Share Posted April 16, 2011 Machine issues large wet mop straight into underwhere's underwear. Insert underwhere. Link to comment
Juliabam Posted April 16, 2011 Share Posted April 16, 2011 Machine issues large wet mop straight into underwhere's underwear. Insert underwhere. machine returns can of farts scraped off from freswith underwhere inserts can of farts back to machine.. Gimme something I want stupiod machine... Link to comment
freswith Posted April 16, 2011 Share Posted April 16, 2011 Machine gives Juliabam a clip round the ear. Insert note of thanks. Link to comment
:dlb Posted April 17, 2011 Share Posted April 17, 2011 spits out note saying your welcome Insert chocolate-breast milk 1 Link to comment
BabyJune Posted April 17, 2011 Share Posted April 17, 2011 Machine says "What be dis?" and spits it out. Inserts a bottle of mouthwash. Link to comment
Bonsai Posted April 18, 2011 Share Posted April 18, 2011 Machine says "What be dis?" and spits it out. Inserts a bottle of mouthwash. Sprays out an ounce of septic blood with some rotten teeth inside as sharpnels. Inserts a rusty scythe. Link to comment
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