The Vending Machine Game

[Yvhuce]

Machine produces diapered Barbie doll.

Inserts part of The Thing (from Carpenter's version).

[freswith]

Machine emits a Mogwai, complete with instruction book of which one important page is missing.

Insert bag of popcorn.

[:dlb]

spits out popcorn seeds

insert theater ticket

[Teenbaby96]

Spits out a gorilla hand which pulls you into the vending machine

no need to insert anything then, dlb already inside

[Lanthey]

Machine is jammed........

Kicks machine

[:dlb]

a lightsaber pokes through from inside making a hole so i can get out..

insert subpeona for lawsuit cause it tried to eat poor lil me.

[Teenbaby96]

lawsuit denied by the DA cause it was ridiculous, who ever heard of a vending machine eating someone. Instead you were being sued by the vending machine company for 2 million dollars in terms of fraud and scam

Insert a bias judge (good thing he was little enough to fit in there )

[Lanthey]

Spits out arrest warrent for Lanny!!!! >_<

Inserts appeal

[:dlb]

spits out denial

insert suggestion for punishment

[underwhere]

Spits out a ping pong paddle with holes in it for extra sting.

Inserts very sore bottom.

[Lanthey]

Spits out sad face

Inserts LOVE

[freswith]

Gets back a copy of the Pope's encyclical, De Humanae Vitae

Inserts child-proof underwhere

[Lanthey]

Machine screws up face and spits them back out

Inserts peanuts

[freswith]

Gets back Snoopy

Inserts Charlie Brown

[:dlb]

spits out diagnosis of severe depression.

insert recipe for a depression-cure

[Bettypooh]

Gets a side-effect

Inserts hole in the ground

[:dlb]

spits out rabbit

insert fried chicken

[BabyJune]

Machine spits out a note that eating fried foods is hazardous to your health.

Inserts a chunk of tofu.

[Yvhuce]

Machine produces a warning that trying to feed tofu to anything could be a crime, as it's not real food...

Machine emits a Mogwai, complete with instruction book of which one important page is missing.

*knows all the rules and whatnot anyway, having watched both movies enough times*

Inserts Mogwai and the book.

[freswith]

Machine emits host of gremlins which eat all of Yvhuce's diapers.

Insert reliquary of St Guinefort.

[:dlb]

machine spits out question mark on paper

insert keyboard

[Yvhuce]

Machine produces a mouse. Not a computer mouse, but an actual, live mouse.

*shoots all the gremlins as they come out of the machine*

Inserts a handful of bullets.

[freswith]

Machine produces Sarah Palin Barbie doll

Insert teabag

[:dlb]

spits out broken teapot

insert coffee maker

[BabyJune]

Spits out a cup 'o Joe brewed to perfection.

Inserts a pound of Arabica coffee beans. (Maybe the beans should have been inserted first)