The Vending Machine Game

[Bettypooh]

Machine emits the Wicked Witch of the West

Inserts her back into machine- quickly!

(The general idea of this game is to use the previous response as the basis for yours- ie:

"evil cackle" giving me the idea for "Wicked Witch"- get the idea? )

Bettypooh

[Lanthey]

(Yey I think so...)

Spits out "Glinda the good witch of the north"

Inserts fairy dust

[freswith]

Gets back Three Wise Kings.

Insert Gold, Frankincense and Myrrh.

[Bettypooh]

Gets back a Gold Frankenstein, and more!

Inserts a silver star

[Teenbaby96]

Gets a gold star

Insert a lock of hair

[Lanthey]

Gets a hair ball.....

Ewww!! puts it back in... >_<

[:dlb]

spits out cat

inserts cat litter

[Teenbaby96]

Spits out cat nip

Insert a water balloon

[:dlb]

spits out water gun

inserts bra

[Bettypooh]

Gets a life-size Jayne Mansfield inflatable doll (sans bra!)

Inserts Hope Diamond

[underwhere]

spits out Doomsday Diamond.

Inserts piece of paper which has written on it, "This message will self destruct."

[Teenbaby96]

cough up a puff of black smoke and a note that says I'll take my message a little less spicy next time

Insert a secret agent badge

[BabyJune]

Gets back a TSA uniform

Inserts blue plastic glove

[Teenbaby96]

Spits out blue rubber glove that been blown up like a balloon

Insert cereal

[underwhere]

gets prize from cereal box.

Inserts Quaker.

[freswith]

Gets back a dummy cannon made of wood. (Look it up!)

Insert burning slowmatch into the touchhole...

[:dlb]

spits out fire extinguisher.

insert firetruck

[Bettypooh]

Gets a pyromaniac

Inserts lit match

[Teenbaby96]

Spits out a fire that burns down your house

Insert a log

[:dlb]

spits out 1 toothpick

insert cable bill.

[underwhere]

Spits out rubber check.

Insert credit card.

[Lanthey]

Jumps in machine steals credit card and buys lots of pretty things....

Inserts "IOU" and RUUUUUNS

[underwhere]

Spits out flashing sirens atop a police car to chase Lanthey down.

Inserts hand cuffs, freshly used.

[freswith]

Machine emits a full set of bondage equipment containing Lanthey.

Insert Whittakers Almanac for 2011.

[Yvhuce]

Produces a 1102 almanac from a publisher that wasn't around at the time.

Inserts 2.5 tons of high explosives, with the fuse lit.