Juliabam Posted March 9, 2010 Share Posted March 9, 2010 Machine ties handkerchief to stick and raises it as a white flag to surrender Insert handgrenade (come on, did you really think I would play by the book? - Crazy machine!) Link to comment
freswith Posted March 9, 2010 Share Posted March 9, 2010 (Juliabam hasn't even read the book. If she had she would have realised that you are supposed to remove the pin!) Machine issues hand grenade - minus the pin - and it rolls under Juliabam's armoured wheelchair, blowing her out through the turret hatch. Insert Arcturan Order of Outstanding Frogliness, First Class, with Lily Leaves, Crossed Cleavers, and Little Sparkly Bits. Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted March 9, 2010 Share Posted March 9, 2010 (Juliabam hasn't even read the book. If she had she would have realised that you are supposed to remove the pin!) Machine issues hand grenade - minus the pin - and it rolls under Juliabam's armoured wheelchair, blowing her out through the turret hatch. Insert Arcturan Order of Outstanding Frogliness, First Class, with Lily Leaves, Crossed Cleavers, and Little Sparkly Bits. Get back this Insert Froggy's magic twanger Link to comment
freswith Posted March 10, 2010 Share Posted March 10, 2010 Get back "My ding-a-ling" Insert the Rubaiyat of Omar Khayyam. Link to comment
Bettypooh Posted March 10, 2010 Share Posted March 10, 2010 Gets a bejeweled scimitar Inserts jewel from hiding place in scimitar scabbard (and the machine isn't so worthless anymore ) Link to comment
freswith Posted March 11, 2010 Share Posted March 11, 2010 Machine radiates beams of intense light, emits cranking noise, and starts to dematerialise. Insert new contract of employment covering another series. Link to comment
Juliabam Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 machine fires freswith from his job because it's now occupied by another inserts sparetime job for freswith as floor sweeper at Mc D. Link to comment
freswith Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 Freswith sweeps up food dropped on floor, washes it, and recycles it as fresh hamburger. Machine issues large paypacket with bonus for initiative. Inserts hamburger. Link to comment
Bettypooh Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 Gets a scolding from Dietitian who recommends Tofu Burger instead Inserts book from Library labeled "How to Make Tofu Taste Delicious" - found in the fiction section, of course Link to comment
freswith Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 Machine issues Party Election Manifestos (from "Romantic Fiction" section, of course) Inserts vote Link to comment
BabyJune Posted March 20, 2010 Share Posted March 20, 2010 Gets a royal screwing and is stuck for another four years. Inserts a request for impeachment. Link to comment
freswith Posted March 21, 2010 Share Posted March 21, 2010 Gets impeached. Inserts plea of diminished responsibility due to excessive taxation. Link to comment
BabyJune Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 Gets back a country full of illegal immigrants due to a lack of border security. Inserts a "Dictionario Espanol" Link to comment
Juliabam Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 Gets back a country full of illegal immigrants due to a lack of border security. Inserts a "Dictionario Espanol" Machine returns a flamenco dancing bookshelf inserts sound and impact dampening carpet Link to comment
freswith Posted March 28, 2010 Share Posted March 28, 2010 Machine returns a nappy thta is sound-proof as well as pee proof so it can fit over either end of Julia. Insert Chubb five-lever security key. Link to comment
freswith Posted March 28, 2010 Share Posted March 28, 2010 Machine returns a nappy that is sound-proof as well as pee proof so it is effective on either end of Julia. Insert Chubb five-lever security key. Link to comment
Juliabam Posted March 30, 2010 Share Posted March 30, 2010 Machine return a bestseller of a door that only frogs can't open inserts cave in the mountains for the locked out froogs to live in Link to comment
freswith Posted March 30, 2010 Share Posted March 30, 2010 Ah! Froogs! We have a lot of them on Arcturus. Sort of local equivalent of Droogs. Machine issues white trousers, shirts, and bowler hats to clothe said Froogs.. Insert Clockwork Orange Link to comment
Juliabam Posted March 30, 2010 Share Posted March 30, 2010 Ah! Froogs! We have a lot of them on Arcturus. Sort of local equivalent of Droogs. Machine issues white trousers, shirts, and bowler hats to clothe said Froogs.. Insert Clockwork Orange MAchine returns 5 apples in mouth right times squares inserts vw bug spray Link to comment
freswith Posted March 30, 2010 Share Posted March 30, 2010 Machine emits a coughing, wheezing VW beetle which promptly rolls over on its back with its wheels spinning uselessly in the air. Insert a Mercedes limousine Link to comment
Bettypooh Posted March 30, 2010 Share Posted March 30, 2010 Gets "The Bends" while jumping out of pond Inserts small green decompression chamber Link to comment
Juliabam Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 Gets "The Bends" while jumping out of pond Inserts small green decompression chamber Machine returns decompressed aliens insert flying saucer by throwing it at the machine Link to comment
freswith Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 Machine hurls back a flying cup of tea. insert two sugars Link to comment
BabyJune Posted April 2, 2010 Share Posted April 2, 2010 Machine spits out a message that your blood sugar level is too high Insert a video of Wilford Brimley talking about diabetes testing supplies...and his new FREE meter. Link to comment
Juliabam Posted April 2, 2010 Share Posted April 2, 2010 Machine spits out a message that your blood sugar level is too high Insert a video of Wilford Brimley talking about diabetes testing supplies...and his new FREE meter. Machine buys 1000 FREE meters and converts them to 1 kilometer of freeway inserts roadmap Link to comment
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