freswith Posted February 28, 2010 Share Posted February 28, 2010 Gets back a splendid dish of Steak Juliabam, beautifully flambeed and served with a bitter sauce made with rue and pickled capers. Inserts stake knife (a la Van Helsing) Link to comment
Juliabam Posted February 28, 2010 Share Posted February 28, 2010 In return machine mount freswith on a stake inserts medal Link to comment
freswith Posted February 28, 2010 Share Posted February 28, 2010 Machine emits angry Zulu warrior armed with assegai Inserts .455 Martini-Henry cartridge Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted February 28, 2010 Share Posted February 28, 2010 Machine emits angry Zulu warrior armed with assegai Inserts .455 Martini-Henry cartridge Get blown away insert big wind (hurricane, typhoon, cyclone; whatever you call it) Link to comment
freswith Posted February 28, 2010 Share Posted February 28, 2010 Machine issues a pack of charcoal biscuits. Insert Map of the London Underground Link to comment
Juliabam Posted March 3, 2010 Share Posted March 3, 2010 Machine issues a pack of charcoal biscuits. Insert Map of the London Underground Machine finds oil and moves to Cayman Island to hide his fortune inserts gps tracking unit Link to comment
Bettypooh Posted March 3, 2010 Share Posted March 3, 2010 Machine finds oil and moves to Cayman Island to hide his fortune inserts gps tracking unit GPS unit shows track back to the basement where the oil was found. Pipeline company emits bill for oil taken and for repairs (Shades of Vyvyn !!!) Inserts old milk carton from fridge Link to comment
freswith Posted March 3, 2010 Share Posted March 3, 2010 Machine emits old cow who chases you angrily down the road. Insert traffic cone Link to comment
Juliabam Posted March 4, 2010 Share Posted March 4, 2010 Machine presses cone over freswiths head and puts him in the corner Inserts do not disturb sign Link to comment
freswith Posted March 4, 2010 Share Posted March 4, 2010 Machine issues massed bands of the Salvation Army playing "Onward Christian Soldiers!" Insert ear plugs Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted March 4, 2010 Share Posted March 4, 2010 Machine issues massed bands of the Salvation Army playing "Onward Christian Soldiers!" Insert ear plugs Macnine returns 400 watt Marshall Stack set on 12 that does to earplugs what politicians do to the truth Isert Marshall amp Link to comment
Juliabam Posted March 5, 2010 Share Posted March 5, 2010 Machine returns General Lee. General Lee is a stronger card than Marshall Amp, and machine therefore wins inserts Christine Daryleanne's name in gold sticky letters to stick to board of loosers Link to comment
freswith Posted March 6, 2010 Share Posted March 6, 2010 Machine sticks Christine's name on the board four places above Juliabam's Insert long piece of wire with a hook on the end. Link to comment
BabyJune Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 Gets that fish from the McDonald's commercial that sings, Give me that filet 'o'fish; give me that fish... Inserts a Whopper Link to comment
Guest Baby Tiana Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 Gets that fish from the McDonald's commercial that sings, Give me that filet 'o'fish; give me that fish... Inserts a Whopper Machine goes on the fritz's from the sauce on the whopper and spits out curdled milk. Inserts a terrarium. Link to comment
Juliabam Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 Machine goes on the fritz's from the sauce on the whopper and spits out curdled milk. Inserts a terrarium. Machine finds freswith sleeping in the terrarium and spits it all out claiming it was broken and asking for a new Inserts note with a dot and a text saying point of no return Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 Machine finds freswith sleeping in the terrarium and spits it all out claiming it was broken and asking for a new Inserts note with a dot and a text saying point of no return Get back Gene B McDaniels 1963 record Insert 45 rpm record Link to comment
freswith Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 Gets back "War Canoe" By Rolf Harris - one of the most criminal records ever made. Inserts didgeridoo. Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 Gets back "War Canoe" By Rolf Harris - one of the most criminal records ever made. Inserts didgeridoo. Got First Rolf Harris hit from 1963 I was not going to let this one go by for all the tiaras in Fairyland Insert duckbill platypus Link to comment
freswith Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 gets back Wild Bill Hickock Insert Aces over Eights Link to comment
Juliabam Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 machine returns royal straight frogs and wins the pot inserts loser horn Link to comment
BabyJune Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 Gets a half-hour recording of a middle student practicing the trombone. Inserts same student's math homework with all the wrong answers. Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted March 8, 2010 Share Posted March 8, 2010 Gets a half-hour recording of a middle student practicing the trombone. Inserts same student's math homework with all the wrong answers. Got back Government estimate for the cost of (insert your favorite bugbear) Insert Governemnt Link to comment
freswith Posted March 8, 2010 Share Posted March 8, 2010 Machine clanks, wheezes, coughs, spits out nuts and bolts, jets of oil, and shakes violently, screen shows sign saying "invalid input", then produces large back of garden compost and even larger bag marked "toxic waste". Inserts bowl of petunias (Oh No! Not Again!) Link to comment
Bettypooh Posted March 8, 2010 Share Posted March 8, 2010 Machine inhales deeply, then emits a sneeze- it's allergic to Petunias Inserts new handkerchief to assist machine's return to normal (as if this darn machine was ever normal) Link to comment
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