The Vending Machine Game

[Bettypooh]

Gets a framed "Dick Tracy Wrist TV" comic strip

Inserts Segway Scooter

[daddybrian]

Inserts gas money to ride scooter to drug store for more diapers. Receives bill for thanks for buying diapers =)

[Juliabam]

machine returns gas money, explaining that segway is driven by electricity

inserts sparkplugs from old ford

[freswith]

Car returns Lotus Twin Cam based on Ford 711M block

Insert much patience to get it running properly.

[BabyJune]

Gets back a copy of "The Zen of Motorcycle Maintenance"

Inserts a quart of 10W30 motor oil.

[freswith]

machine issues cloud of black smoke

Insert new valve guides and piston rings.

[Juliabam]

machine issues cloud of black smoke

Insert new valve guides and piston rings.

Machine gets an maintains full erection due to the "piston rings" supplied from freswiths secret stash

inserts photos of pistons and a guide to correct application of piston rings

[freswith]

Machine issues invitation to its wedding to a Merlin engine.

Inserts rice

[Bettypooh]

Gets a Hayabusa smelling of rice burned very, very quickly

Inserts BSA Gold Star Clubman

[Juliabam]

Machine returns Bull Shit Administrators Golds Star Club membership

Inserts correct shipping address for freswiths membership to be send at

[freswith]

Machine returns copy of Julia's birth certificate showing that her age is really 55.

Insert large bottle of Buckfast Tonic Wine

[Juliabam]

Machine appears to be hugging freswit, but squeezes him a little too tight and produces a jar of toad oil.

Inserts toad oil lantern (Now lets get rid of that thing)

[freswith]

Machine rubs toad-oil lantern and produces magnificent frog-genie. Machine is granted three wishes. The first is to marry Julia's electric wheelchair.

( Kazaam!)

Insert Julia's electric wheelchair.

[Juliabam]

Machine rubs toad-oil lantern and produces magnificent frog-genie. Machine is granted three wishes. The first is to marry Julia's electric wheelchair.

( Kazaam!)

Insert Julia's electric wheelchair.

Are frog genies related in any way to the thing called a diapergenie? or is it just a coincidence they smell the same after a long day?

[freswith]

(Give your little thing a rub and find out!)

The second is learn how to play Patience

(Kazaam!)

Insert pack of cards

[davidjoshua00]

Oh, a vending machine game, this is one of the favorite thread game. It excites our imagination and we express our weird wishes. Ok, let me think what will I insert on the Vending Machine that is not yet on any Japan's machine.

After inserting pack of cards, I got a joker and so I will insert a deodorant.

[Juliabam]

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The machine returned nothing to reflect it's understanding of davidjoshuas instructions

Inserts clear instructions to read the rules of the game before answering

[freswith]

The machine returned nothing to reflect it's understanding of davidjoshuas instructions

Inserts clear instructions to read the rules of the game before answering

Well said Julia, but come on, what's the machine's third wish?

[Juliabam]

Well said Julia, but come on, what's the machine's third wish?

Vending machine hits freswith on the head till his wig falls off because he didn't play the game correct (it was also the machines third, second, and first wish to see that happen)

inserts game rules read and explained on a tape so even freswith will understand

[freswith]

(Freswith understands that Correct Rules (as promulgated by Juliabam) simply consist of "Juliabam wins: Freswith loses")

Machine vomits stream of magnetic tape and displays Anarchist roundel on its screen.

Inserts fresh wig for machine, and pot of Fensome & Burberry's Finest Moustache Wax (as supplied to SM Kaiser Wilhelm II)

[Bettypooh]

Gets a wax mustache stolen from a bust at Mme. Toussads

Inserts miniature frog-sized mustache comb

[BabyJune]

Gets a green Barbie doll with warts and bulging eyes.

Inserts an anatomically correct Ken doll (That ought to be interesting)

[Juliabam]

Gets a green Barbie doll with warts and bulging eyes.

Inserts an anatomically correct Ken doll (That ought to be interesting)

Machine returns psychologically correct excited barbie

inserts tip of cut off littlefinger from a latex glove

[freswith]

(Psychologically correct: she has nothing in her head - many a true word is actually a typing error.)

Machine sucks your finger greedily, and utters little moans of ecstasy.

Machine issues copy of Pope's bestselling encyclical De Humanae Vitae which concerns itself with such articles.

[daddybrian]

Inserts a replica of the Pope's Mitre. Receives Rosery beads and a book of Catholic prayers