Eir Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 Machine spits out happyness in a bottle, I drink half the bottle and have visions of Mario running circles around me! I insert Ocarina of Time into the Machine Link to comment
underwhere Posted December 15, 2011 Share Posted December 15, 2011 Ocarina makes beautiful music, and time stands still. Machine decays, eventually spitting out a confused archaeologist. Inserts confused archaeologist back into the machine.. Link to comment
Eir Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 Impa comes out of the Machine, she gives you over to Zelda, who babysits you. I insert an alcoholic rabbit and neurotic hunter into the machine Link to comment
underwhere Posted December 17, 2011 Share Posted December 17, 2011 In Monty Python fashion, machine spits out dead hunter as a result of killer (drunk) rabbit. Inserts favorite color, the correct one. Link to comment
BabyJune Posted December 18, 2011 Share Posted December 18, 2011 Machine spits out a lawsuit for discrimination by the colors that weren't chosen. Inserts an outrageous bill from a lawyer for legal services rendered. Link to comment
Eir Posted December 18, 2011 Share Posted December 18, 2011 Judge Judy comes out of the machine, makes the lawyer cry! I insert a signed photograph of Judge Judy into the machine. Link to comment
underwhere Posted January 2, 2012 Share Posted January 2, 2012 The photograph sues you for defacing it, and wins. Spits out court ruling. Inserts judge's gavel. Link to comment
freswith Posted January 2, 2012 Share Posted January 2, 2012 Machine gives final judgement in State vs Underwhere and sentences you to six months hard labour. Insert Notice of Appeal. Link to comment
underwhere Posted January 3, 2012 Share Posted January 3, 2012 Upon review, machine spits out that the Appeal has been sustained and the original judgment nullified. Insert freswith. Link to comment
freswith Posted January 3, 2012 Share Posted January 3, 2012 Machine rattles, clanks, gurgles, whines, releases jets of steam, short biting articles of literary criticism, bunches of flowers and a miasma of strange fragrances, and then returns Freswith garlanded with roses. (It's nice to have a few fans around the place.) Insert underwhere, together with a large spoonful of bicarbonate of soda. Link to comment
underwhere Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 Machine farts and belches, then farts again before spitting out freswith's best friend. Inserts anti-fart perfume. Link to comment
Eir Posted January 6, 2012 Share Posted January 6, 2012 Machine lets out a cloud of blue blazes, you pass out. I insert a candle into the machine Link to comment
BabyJune Posted January 7, 2012 Share Posted January 7, 2012 Machine starts playing Elton John's "Candle in the Wind" Inserts a pair of outrageous glasses Link to comment
underwhere Posted January 8, 2012 Share Posted January 8, 2012 Spits out the outrageous glasses frames, without the lenses. Inserts a glass eye. (I knew somebody who had one as a result of an accident as a child.) Link to comment
underwhere Posted January 19, 2012 Share Posted January 19, 2012 Due to the unfortunate fact that there is no explosive space which needs modulating, machine spits out laughing gas. Inserts hysterical laughter. Link to comment
wetgirl1 Posted January 28, 2012 Share Posted January 28, 2012 gets out laughing hyena (fact: when hyenas a laughing they are preparing to attack watch out) Inserts Exploding Bomb Gets Non-Exploding Bomb Link to comment
Baby Brian Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 Gets and explosion (....strange there was no bomb) At least it kills the hyena. Inserts hyena's hide. Link to comment
underwhere Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 Spits out hiding hyena. Inserts dog whistle. Link to comment
Eir Posted February 24, 2012 Share Posted February 24, 2012 The machine spits out your mother-in-law Inserts the university newspaper into the vending machine. Link to comment
BabyJune Posted February 25, 2012 Share Posted February 25, 2012 Machine shreds paper for use in the bottom of a bird cage. Inserts a bird. Link to comment
underwhere Posted February 25, 2012 Share Posted February 25, 2012 Machine flips BabyJune the bird, and spits out curse words in 400 different languages. Inserts strong soap with which to wash out the machine's dirty mouth. Link to comment
Eir Posted February 25, 2012 Share Posted February 25, 2012 Machine spits out bubblebath, and directions to the city fountain! Link to comment
underwhere Posted February 26, 2012 Share Posted February 26, 2012 Inserts terryfighter, since terryfighter forgot to insert anything. Link to comment
Eir Posted February 26, 2012 Share Posted February 26, 2012 Machine spits out Princess Peach! Yay! I insert the "law" that says you cannot mess diapers in public. Link to comment
freswith Posted February 26, 2012 Share Posted February 26, 2012 Machine issues vellum scroll, which when unrolled says "Common Law - and you're nicked, Sunshine!" Insert policeman's pointy helmet and pair of Derby's Link to comment
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