The Vending Machine Game

[freswith]

Bugs Bunny pops out of hole on top of machine holding a carrot.

Insert Yosemite Sam.

[Eir]

A cougar emerges, who tackles Yosemite Sam down, and pins a giant diaper on him. She then puts him in a stroller and pushes him around.

Insert a watch, plastic pants, and a pile of prefolds into the vending machine!

[BabyJune]

Machine spits out a Post-It note that says "Time for a change."

Inserts a catalog for the Acme Supply Company with a picture of the Road Runner and Wile-e Coyote on the cover.

[Eir]

Machine produces an ACME magic door that has a telephone like device that will allow you to travel anywhere by stepping through the door, the wristwatch that comes with it will drag the portal with you!

Inserts a car with a trainhorn and an angry driver!

[underwhere]

Spits out a police order with a citation in hand for disorderly conduct.

Inserts a defense attorney.

[Eir]

Machine gives you a get out of Jail freecard!

Inserts loose change and a bottle of pepto bismol

[Yvhuce]

Machine produces 2 bottles of Pepto Bismol tablets.

Inserts copy of Bubblegum Crisis 2040 Ultimate Collection.

[Eir]

Machine spits out an everlasting gobstopper.

Inserts telephone and a portal into the machine

[BabyJune]

Machine spits out a copy of the movie "Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure"

Inserts George Carlin

[Eir]

Machine spits out a youtube link.

Inserts a rainstorm and soggy running shoes.

[underwhere]

Machine spits out a mud slide.

Inserts 25 park rangers to clear the path.

[Eir]

Machine produces a pair of running shoes, so you can enjoy the trail!

Insterts a metal water bottle into the Machine.

[Yvhuce]

Machine produces a water bottle filled with mercury.

Inserts a copy of Super 8.

[Eir]

Machine produces a stargate, and I dial out, leaving the theater.

Puts a Newspaper and a plunger into the vending machine.

[underwhere]

machine spits out Liquid Plumber.

Inserts flood.

[Eir]

Machine produces a chopper to get you out of there!

Inserts a term paper into the vending machine.

[BabyJune]

Machine spits out a load of crap with an A+ on it.

Inserts a roll of toilet paper (2-ply, quilted, please)

[Eir]

Machine spits out a stock of Abena X Plusses. And a ton of babypowder.

I diaper up and put a whoopie cushion into the machine.

[Yvhuce]

Machine produces an episode of Psych involving adult diapers and a whoopie cushion.

Inserts proposal for a Candid Camera-style prank involving a hot woman in a diaper with a fart machine in the back of the diaper.

[Eir]

The macine has an orgasm and overloads. But once it is repaired it spits out a coupon that can be used to redeem episodes of this program, as it is pay per view.

I insert waterballoons and baby powder into the machine.

[Yvhuce]

Machine produces balloons filled with water/baby powder paste.

Inserts blank DVD.

[Eir]

Machine spits out a DVD of girls wearing thick diapers under jeans. I recognize one of the girls as my neighbor and we have a lot of Adult Baby fun together.

I insert my collection of youtube diaper videos as I will not be needing them anymore.

[BabyJune]

Machine leaks all over the floor.

Inserts a mop and a bucket.

[Eir]

Machine spits out a French Maid outfit, and puts you to work.

I put seventy five cents and a peanut tube into the machine.

[Just a person]

Machine spits out mr peanut who starts doing a musical number

Inserts super Mario bros 3