underwhere Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 Machine spits out radiography of broken middle fingers, right & left hand. Inserts straightjacket and "happiness pill" (high dosage), plus thick nappies to overcome the side effects of happiness pill. Machine spits out curved jacket, and a balanced budget. Inserts one good politician, if such can even be found. Link to comment
Bonsai Posted July 30, 2011 Share Posted July 30, 2011 Machine spits out a pink dancing elephant with purple ears and orange trunk and tail. Inserts a needle and a haystack. Link to comment
BabyJune Posted July 30, 2011 Share Posted July 30, 2011 Machine spits out a perfectly-sewn scarecrow. Inserts an ear of corn. (Ooohhh, that feels good) Link to comment
freswith Posted July 30, 2011 Share Posted July 30, 2011 Machine sprouts corn from every orifce and covers itself in greenery. Insert corn dolly modelled on Juliabam. Link to comment
underwhere Posted July 30, 2011 Share Posted July 30, 2011 Machine spits out guillotine made especially for frogs. (You did say modeled after Juliabam.) Insert opera singer with voice that goes flat every fourth note. Link to comment
Yvhuce Posted July 31, 2011 Share Posted July 31, 2011 Machine produces the posts that seem to have disappeared, or been eaten by Firefox... Inserts Firefox. Link to comment
Bonsai Posted July 31, 2011 Share Posted July 31, 2011 Ejects message: connection failed. Possible causes: check if aliens are attacking the earth, locusts are obscuring the sun or the plumber called by your neibourgh accidentally cut your LAN cable. Inserts: switch off and then on again, maybe you're lucky. Link to comment
underwhere Posted July 31, 2011 Share Posted July 31, 2011 Machine ejects electrified Energizer Bunny. Inserts subatomic particle. Link to comment
freswith Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 Machine splits into two parts and issues blast of gamma rays. Insert Japanese clear-up squad. Link to comment
wetman Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 Machine issues cleaned japanese squid. Inserts teriyaki sauce. Link to comment
Yvhuce Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 Machine produces bottle of liquid smoke and note that says "This makes better jerky". Inserts strips of raw beef. Link to comment
Bonsai Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 Machine delivers yakitori chicken with negima. Trials machine's kitchen with Geiger counter. Link to comment
underwhere Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 Machine spits out Richter scale. Inserts musical scale. Link to comment
Yvhuce Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 Machine produces fish scaler. Inserts the new board layout. Link to comment
Bonsai Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 Machine spits out distorted avatars Inserts a soothing lullaby Link to comment
Juliabam Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 Chat falls asleep and is gone for days. Inserts a fire poker to poke that fire back into the chat Link to comment
underwhere Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 Machine burns down to a crisp due to malfuncitoning smoke alarms, but the slot for inserting things is still present. After machine burns to a crisp, a small piece of paper is spit out with the inscription, "This message will self destruct." written on it. Reinserts piece of paper with inscription. Link to comment
Yvhuce Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 Machine explodes, producing shrapnel, then reappears, like the car from The Wraith. Inserts blank CD. Link to comment
lilshybaby Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 gets a yodeling hyena inserts hyenas vocal chords Link to comment
freswith Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 Machine yodels the Hallelujah Chorus. Insert "Pippa Middleton" Barbie Doll. Link to comment
Juliabam Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 Machine returns boot(y)leg of Aqua concert Inserts Kickdrum Link to comment
lilshybaby Posted August 3, 2011 Share Posted August 3, 2011 gets an out of tune one man marching band inserts band aid Link to comment
Juliabam Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 machine returns a bloody lemonade inserts the bloody mary Link to comment
freswith Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 Gets back the Spanish Inquisition (You never expect the Spanish Inquisition!) InsertsThe Comfy Chair. Link to comment
lilshybaby Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 gets a lumpy pillow inserts soft fluffy pink feathers Link to comment
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