The Vending Machine Game

[Yvhuce]

Machine produces Agent K.

Inserts copy of Event Horizon.

[Bettypooh]

Gets an old Plymouth Horizon car (Not running properly, as usual )

Inserts ignition key for a Lambroghini Countach

[:dlb]

spits out pic ferrari with no key.. oops.

Insert pic of dodge viper.

[freswith]

The Bronx Zoo cobra slithers out of the machine, looking angry.

Insert myself - quickly!

[:dlb]

spits out frog legs.. and burps

insert flowers for poor freswith being eaten.

[freswith]

Machine sneezes violently - suffers from hayfever brought on by flower pollen - and emits freswith.

Inserts handkerchief.

[:dlb]

spits out soggy hankerchief

insert antihistamine

[BabyJune]

Machine begins playing an annoying Omnaris commercial.

Inserts the cute bee from that other nasal allergy commercial.

[:dlb]

machine starts buzzing lightly

insert honey

[BabyJune]

Machine spits out Winnie the Pooh who says, "Oh, bother!" and then...

...shoves Eeyore into the machine head first.

[Bettypooh]

Machine says "It'll never work" and sends Eeyore out butt first

Inserts an abandoned Robin's nest

[:dlb]

spits out nasty version of bird nest soup

insert Christopher Robin

[freswith]

They're changing guard at Buckingham Palace

Vending Machine goes down with malice

Insert terrorist alert.

[Bettypooh]

Machine emits an alert terrorist

Inserts message to authorities about above

[underwhere]

In Police Academy fassion, message gets bungled, and then sent to the tax authorities who have no jurisdiction to prevent the terrorist attack anyway.

They do, however, cause a tax auditor to come forth from the machine, which is then reinserted.

[:dlb]

machine spits em out with a 100 dollar tax refund.

Insert coca cola secret formula.

[Bettypooh]

Machine gets a sugar-buzz and is diagnosed with ADHD

Inserts Ritalin

[freswith]

Machine spit out Ritalin tablets follwed by a high-velocity hatchet.

Insert full legal apology in eight languages including Sanskrit and Triplicate

[underwhere]

Machines spits out message written in Aramaic, the translation of which is, "What language is triplicate?"

Inserts answer to said question.

[:dlb]

spits out duplicate answers

Insert asparagus..

[Yvhuce]

Machine produces old water bottle filled with funky-smelling pee.

Inserts lemon Zotz candy.

[freswith]

Machine foams at the output slot and spits out rotten teeth.

Insert set of dentures.

[Juliabam]

Machine foams at the output slot and spits out rotten teeth.

Insert set of dentures.

Machine bites of freswiths left back leg

inserts french cookbook for vegetarians, a knife and an old spoon from which machine can carve a new leg for freswith (frogs are green btw. so they must be vegetables)

[freswith]

Machine issues a well-cooked Frenchman.

Insert lightning conductor for a postilion.

[Tiewguess]

You get the machine itself.

inserts pound into another vending machine