The Vending Machine Game

[:dlb]

spits him out, yuck.

insert fried shrimp.

[freswith]

Machine emits curry sauce.

Insert indigestion tablet.

[:dlb]

machine says thank you thats spicy stuff, and gives you a hug..

insert glass of milk.

[Yvhuce]

Machine produces cheese.

Machine produces hybrids of Thylacine and Allosaurus which run amuck all over Kansas.

Woo-Hoo! My childhood dreams of becoming a mad scientist came true!

Inserts comical "thank you" card with pictures of Thyllosaurus in various Gremlins-style scenes of humorous chaos and destruction.

[BabyJune]

Not used to being thanked, the machine completely locks up and stalls.

Inserts a "Vending Machine for Dummies" book.

[:dlb]

machine starts crying

insert a sorry note.

[Yvhuce]

Machine stabilizes and produces a Hallmark store.

Inserts the A-Team theme.

[freswith]

Gets back 200 bullets in five seconds, all of which miss, even at point-blank range.

Insert "Noddy's guide to Marksmanship".

[Bettypooh]

Machine spits out book to exactly 100 meters away, then zaps it dead center with a Plasma Ray, chuckling insidiously afterward

Inserts large Gunne Stone of Yron

[freswith]

Machine issues surgical truss and lumbar support.

Insert packet of snuff.

[:dlb]

machine gags and spits it out at you...

insert a filet mignon with smoked buttter, mashed potatoes and truffle-buttwer, and a side of grilled asparagus..

[Bettypooh]

Gets a Big Mac, fries, and a Green Tea

Inserts Happy Meal toy

[underwhere]

Machine spits out recall notice for toy manufactured with lead paint.

Inserts all of the necessary paperwork for a class action lawsuit.

[freswith]

Machine issues string of cut-out paper lawyers holding hands.

Insert Donald McGill postcard from Morecambe Bay

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donald_McGill

[:dlb]

machine says nice place...

insert shirley temple video.

[BabyJune]

Machine spits out a lollipop.

Inserts Little Orphan Annie's locket.

[:dlb]

spits out verbal abuse to make you feel like a poor lil orphan.

insert dry ice

[freswith]

Machine emits clouds of dense vapour.

Insert "Yuri Gagarin" souvenir sock.

[:dlb]

spits out and says ew stinky

insert breath mint

[insanewiener]

Machines starts choking

Inserts Endotrachial Tube and Nasogastric Tube

[BabyJune]

Machine spits out a ridiculously outrageous bill for "medical services rendered."

Inserts a Community Blue insurance card to pay for "medical services rendered."

[:dlb]

spits it out payment unapproved.

insert raw bacon and pan.

[Yvhuce]

Machine produces Raw Bacon In A Pan^TM

Inserts the Amulet of Yendor.

[Guest Baby Tiana]

Machine spits out a five dollar bill

Inserts a barbie head

[underwhere]

Machine spits out barbie-Q and headache. (poor Barbie head!)

Inserts sales receipt with overinflated price for Barbie.