:dlb Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 spits him out, yuck. insert fried shrimp. Link to comment
freswith Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 Machine emits curry sauce. Insert indigestion tablet. Link to comment
:dlb Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 machine says thank you thats spicy stuff, and gives you a hug.. insert glass of milk. Link to comment
Yvhuce Posted February 12, 2011 Share Posted February 12, 2011 Machine produces cheese. Machine produces hybrids of Thylacine and Allosaurus which run amuck all over Kansas. Woo-Hoo! My childhood dreams of becoming a mad scientist came true! Inserts comical "thank you" card with pictures of Thyllosaurus in various Gremlins-style scenes of humorous chaos and destruction. Link to comment
BabyJune Posted February 13, 2011 Share Posted February 13, 2011 Not used to being thanked, the machine completely locks up and stalls. Inserts a "Vending Machine for Dummies" book. Link to comment
:dlb Posted February 13, 2011 Share Posted February 13, 2011 machine starts crying insert a sorry note. 1 Link to comment
Yvhuce Posted February 13, 2011 Share Posted February 13, 2011 Machine stabilizes and produces a Hallmark store. Inserts the A-Team theme. Link to comment
freswith Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 Gets back 200 bullets in five seconds, all of which miss, even at point-blank range. Insert "Noddy's guide to Marksmanship". Link to comment
Bettypooh Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 Machine spits out book to exactly 100 meters away, then zaps it dead center with a Plasma Ray, chuckling insidiously afterward Inserts large Gunne Stone of Yron Link to comment
freswith Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 Machine issues surgical truss and lumbar support. Insert packet of snuff. Link to comment
:dlb Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 machine gags and spits it out at you... insert a filet mignon with smoked buttter, mashed potatoes and truffle-buttwer, and a side of grilled asparagus.. 1 Link to comment
Bettypooh Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 Gets a Big Mac, fries, and a Green Tea Inserts Happy Meal toy Link to comment
underwhere Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 Machine spits out recall notice for toy manufactured with lead paint. Inserts all of the necessary paperwork for a class action lawsuit. Link to comment
freswith Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 Machine issues string of cut-out paper lawyers holding hands. Insert Donald McGill postcard from Morecambe Bay http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donald_McGill Link to comment
:dlb Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 machine says nice place... insert shirley temple video. 1 Link to comment
BabyJune Posted February 18, 2011 Share Posted February 18, 2011 Machine spits out a lollipop. Inserts Little Orphan Annie's locket. Link to comment
:dlb Posted February 18, 2011 Share Posted February 18, 2011 spits out verbal abuse to make you feel like a poor lil orphan. insert dry ice 1 Link to comment
freswith Posted February 18, 2011 Share Posted February 18, 2011 Machine emits clouds of dense vapour. Insert "Yuri Gagarin" souvenir sock. Link to comment
:dlb Posted February 19, 2011 Share Posted February 19, 2011 spits out and says ew stinky insert breath mint Link to comment
insanewiener Posted February 19, 2011 Share Posted February 19, 2011 Machines starts choking Inserts Endotrachial Tube and Nasogastric Tube Link to comment
BabyJune Posted February 20, 2011 Share Posted February 20, 2011 Machine spits out a ridiculously outrageous bill for "medical services rendered." Inserts a Community Blue insurance card to pay for "medical services rendered." Link to comment
:dlb Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 spits it out payment unapproved. insert raw bacon and pan. Link to comment
Yvhuce Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 Machine produces Raw Bacon In A PanTM Inserts the Amulet of Yendor. Link to comment
Guest Baby Tiana Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 Machine spits out a five dollar bill Inserts a barbie head Link to comment
underwhere Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 Machine spits out barbie-Q and headache. (poor Barbie head!) Inserts sales receipt with overinflated price for Barbie. Link to comment
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