Bettypooh Posted January 18, 2010 Share Posted January 18, 2010 Gets a framed "Dick Tracy Wrist TV" comic strip Inserts Segway Scooter Link to comment
daddybrian Posted January 18, 2010 Share Posted January 18, 2010 Inserts gas money to ride scooter to drug store for more diapers. Receives bill for thanks for buying diapers =) Link to comment
Juliabam Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 machine returns gas money, explaining that segway is driven by electricity inserts sparkplugs from old ford Link to comment
freswith Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 Car returns Lotus Twin Cam based on Ford 711M block Insert much patience to get it running properly. Link to comment
BabyJune Posted January 23, 2010 Share Posted January 23, 2010 Gets back a copy of "The Zen of Motorcycle Maintenance" Inserts a quart of 10W30 motor oil. Link to comment
freswith Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 machine issues cloud of black smoke Insert new valve guides and piston rings. Link to comment
Juliabam Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 machine issues cloud of black smoke Insert new valve guides and piston rings. Machine gets an maintains full erection due to the "piston rings" supplied from freswiths secret stash inserts photos of pistons and a guide to correct application of piston rings Link to comment
freswith Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 Machine issues invitation to its wedding to a Merlin engine. Inserts rice Link to comment
Bettypooh Posted January 26, 2010 Share Posted January 26, 2010 Gets a Hayabusa smelling of rice burned very, very quickly Inserts BSA Gold Star Clubman Link to comment
Juliabam Posted January 26, 2010 Share Posted January 26, 2010 Machine returns Bull Shit Administrators Golds Star Club membership Inserts correct shipping address for freswiths membership to be send at Link to comment
freswith Posted January 26, 2010 Share Posted January 26, 2010 Machine returns copy of Julia's birth certificate showing that her age is really 55. Insert large bottle of Buckfast Tonic Wine Link to comment
Juliabam Posted January 26, 2010 Share Posted January 26, 2010 Machine appears to be hugging freswit, but squeezes him a little too tight and produces a jar of toad oil. Inserts toad oil lantern (Now lets get rid of that thing) Link to comment
freswith Posted January 27, 2010 Share Posted January 27, 2010 Machine rubs toad-oil lantern and produces magnificent frog-genie. Machine is granted three wishes. The first is to marry Julia's electric wheelchair. ( Kazaam!) Insert Julia's electric wheelchair. Link to comment
Juliabam Posted January 27, 2010 Share Posted January 27, 2010 Machine rubs toad-oil lantern and produces magnificent frog-genie. Machine is granted three wishes. The first is to marry Julia's electric wheelchair. ( Kazaam!) Insert Julia's electric wheelchair. Are frog genies related in any way to the thing called a diapergenie? or is it just a coincidence they smell the same after a long day? Link to comment
freswith Posted January 27, 2010 Share Posted January 27, 2010 (Give your little thing a rub and find out!) The second is learn how to play Patience (Kazaam!) Insert pack of cards Link to comment
davidjoshua00 Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 Oh, a vending machine game, this is one of the favorite thread game. It excites our imagination and we express our weird wishes. Ok, let me think what will I insert on the Vending Machine that is not yet on any Japan's machine. After inserting pack of cards, I got a joker and so I will insert a deodorant. Link to comment
Juliabam Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 Oh, a vending machine game that is my one of the favorite vending machine. You can get a game maybe not a newest, but you don't need to go in some store of a game. Just find a vending machine game that near in your location. SEO Services The machine returned nothing to reflect it's understanding of davidjoshuas instructions Inserts clear instructions to read the rules of the game before answering Link to comment
freswith Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 The machine returned nothing to reflect it's understanding of davidjoshuas instructions Inserts clear instructions to read the rules of the game before answering Well said Julia, but come on, what's the machine's third wish? Link to comment
Juliabam Posted February 6, 2010 Share Posted February 6, 2010 Well said Julia, but come on, what's the machine's third wish? Vending machine hits freswith on the head till his wig falls off because he didn't play the game correct (it was also the machines third, second, and first wish to see that happen) inserts game rules read and explained on a tape so even freswith will understand Link to comment
freswith Posted February 6, 2010 Share Posted February 6, 2010 (Freswith understands that Correct Rules (as promulgated by Juliabam) simply consist of "Juliabam wins: Freswith loses") Machine vomits stream of magnetic tape and displays Anarchist roundel on its screen. Inserts fresh wig for machine, and pot of Fensome & Burberry's Finest Moustache Wax (as supplied to SM Kaiser Wilhelm II) Link to comment
Bettypooh Posted February 7, 2010 Share Posted February 7, 2010 Gets a wax mustache stolen from a bust at Mme. Toussads Inserts miniature frog-sized mustache comb Link to comment
BabyJune Posted February 7, 2010 Share Posted February 7, 2010 Gets a green Barbie doll with warts and bulging eyes. Inserts an anatomically correct Ken doll (That ought to be interesting) Link to comment
Juliabam Posted February 7, 2010 Share Posted February 7, 2010 Gets a green Barbie doll with warts and bulging eyes. Inserts an anatomically correct Ken doll (That ought to be interesting) Machine returns psychologically correct excited barbie inserts tip of cut off littlefinger from a latex glove Link to comment
freswith Posted February 7, 2010 Share Posted February 7, 2010 (Psychologically correct: she has nothing in her head - many a true word is actually a typing error.) Machine sucks your finger greedily, and utters little moans of ecstasy. Machine issues copy of Pope's bestselling encyclical De Humanae Vitae which concerns itself with such articles. Link to comment
daddybrian Posted February 9, 2010 Share Posted February 9, 2010 Inserts a replica of the Pope's Mitre. Receives Rosery beads and a book of Catholic prayers Link to comment
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