Snugglebug Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 Receives: a battle axe Insert: a ren faire Link to comment
Juliabam Posted December 20, 2009 Share Posted December 20, 2009 Receives: a battle axe Insert: a ren faire Machine returns a bunch of goth street acrobats and a dancing bear inserts portable bearhug Link to comment
Snugglebug Posted December 20, 2009 Share Posted December 20, 2009 Returns: Gentle Ben Inserts: Bearclaw (and it's going to take a special breed of geek-dom to recognize THAT name on the spot) Link to comment
Juliabam Posted December 20, 2009 Share Posted December 20, 2009 Returns: Gentle Ben Inserts: Bearclaw (and it's going to take a special breed of geek-dom to recognize THAT name on the spot) Ach..difficult... hmmm take a chance..google..Bearclaw geek ren fair...what should I search.. Machine returns: Cutter inserts Joyleaf Link to comment
freswith Posted December 20, 2009 Share Posted December 20, 2009 Machine issues narcotics cop who arrests you for possession of unlawful substances (No, he doesn't do any research either) Inserts bail bond for 35 pence, which is all the beak thinks Julia is worth Link to comment
Bettypooh Posted December 20, 2009 Share Posted December 20, 2009 Inserts 35 pence to get Julia released before she runs over another guard's toes on purpose Gets a free consultation from a Welsh Solicitor Link to comment
freswith Posted December 20, 2009 Share Posted December 20, 2009 Inserts official complaint re overcharging for Welsh solicitor's free advice Gets back cheque for £25 as gesture of goodwill in full and final settlement and a one-way ticket to Milton Keynes. Link to comment
Juliabam Posted December 20, 2009 Share Posted December 20, 2009 Inserts official complaint re overcharging for Welsh solicitor's free advice Gets back cheque for £25 as gesture of goodwill in full and final settlement and a one-way ticket to Milton Keynes. Machine returns nothing because freswith already took it inserts official complaint that freswith stole the return item Link to comment
Snugglebug Posted December 20, 2009 Share Posted December 20, 2009 Returns: compensatory photo opportunity with a concrete cow Inserts: a waffle Link to comment
Juliabam Posted December 20, 2009 Share Posted December 20, 2009 Returns: compensatory photo opportunity with a concrete cow Inserts: a waffle Was that a cow of concrete or a concrete cow like Betsy or Molly? machine returns mouthwater and asks for more inserts photo of Betsy the Cow Link to comment
BabyJune Posted December 20, 2009 Share Posted December 20, 2009 Gets a gallon of milk and a big pile of poo Inserts a leather jacket (could be made from said cow???) Link to comment
freswith Posted December 20, 2009 Share Posted December 20, 2009 The Concrete Cows of Milton Keynes are here:- http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3612/3325691946_63c6a17e29.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.flickr.com/photos/jaytilston/3325691946/&h=323&w=500&sz=210&tbnid=vmCEycaBWOulwM:&tbnh=84&tbnw=130&prev=/images%3Fq%3DConcrete%2Bcows%2Bmilton%2Bkeynes&hl=en&usg=__opeiVsHwhw_Gk2_dby1TdLn9a9I=&ei=WmUuS5XRL4KH4Qa4jaCBCQ&sa=X&oi=image_result&resnum=4&ct=image&ved=0CA0Q9QEwAw The one in front was modeled on Julia - on a good day. Gets back leather jacket, but it's a DIY one and still on the cow. Inserts large needle Link to comment
Juliabam Posted December 20, 2009 Share Posted December 20, 2009 The Concrete Cows of Milton Keynes are here:- http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3612/3325691946_63c6a17e29.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.flickr.com/photos/jaytilston/3325691946/&h=323&w=500&sz=210&tbnid=vmCEycaBWOulwM:&tbnh=84&tbnw=130&prev=/images%3Fq%3DConcrete%2Bcows%2Bmilton%2Bkeynes&hl=en&usg=__opeiVsHwhw_Gk2_dby1TdLn9a9I=&ei=WmUuS5XRL4KH4Qa4jaCBCQ&sa=X&oi=image_result&resnum=4&ct=image&ved=0CA0Q9QEwAw The one in front was modeled on Julia - on a good day. Gets back leather jacket, but it's a DIY one and still on the cow. Inserts large needle Machine quickly ejects needle, and delivers frog on a spit inserts a hungry french person Link to comment
freswith Posted December 20, 2009 Share Posted December 20, 2009 Gets back plate of offal. Inserts angry German soldier. Link to comment
daddybrian Posted December 21, 2009 Share Posted December 21, 2009 Inserts a pint of German beer and a brautsworth with saurcrout. Receives a thank you note in German. Link to comment
freswith Posted December 21, 2009 Share Posted December 21, 2009 Cashes thankyou note at the Bundesbank. Inserts relic of St Guinefort. Link to comment
Bettypooh Posted December 21, 2009 Share Posted December 21, 2009 Gets a relic called "Freswith" whose sainthood is questionable Inserts bust of Comte St. Germain Link to comment
Juliabam Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 machine returns a photo of Bettys bosom inserts sometihng to cover it Link to comment
freswith Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 Machine returns tin of Hammerite paint. Inserts paintbrush. Link to comment
Juliabam Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 machine sprays pink paint on freswith to give him a more feminin look inserts purse a size that frogs can carry Link to comment
freswith Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 machine issues tube of orange lipstick to go with the pink paint. Inserts Julia's kinky underwear. Link to comment
Bettypooh Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 Gets a string with white dots along it (and wonders where the rest went ) Inserts a Salvador Dali drawing of a frog done with dotted lines Link to comment
Juliabam Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 machine returns a documentary about Maos cultural revolution inserts fireplace to revolutionize the dotted line frog picture Link to comment
freswith Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 Machine issues set of elephant stilts Inserts a floppy watch. Link to comment
Bettypooh Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 Gets time enough to flop on the sofa for a well-deserved nap(in a nappy of course) Inserts Chinese Calender printed on a Bamboo Scroll Link to comment
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