BabyJune Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 Gets back an autographed picture of Boris Spasky. Inserts a ticket stub from a "Doors" concert. Link to comment
Snugglebug Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 Receives: Profound inspiration via peyote induced hallucinations Inserts: a rhyming dictionary Link to comment
Juliabam Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 gets back m&m and his chocolate cover album inserts black box Link to comment
Snugglebug Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 Receives: a pin-hole camera Insert: those nudie pics Juliabam is always asking for *cheeky grin* Link to comment
Juliabam Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 Machine returns this Hmmm...mmm... You look a lot like... you should consider cutting down on your workout sessions Inserts shrinking machine Link to comment
freswith Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 Machine returns a little tiny Julia which gets under everybody's feet and on everybody's nerves. Just as usual. Insert Julia swat. Link to comment
daddybrian Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 Recieves an Encyclopdia Brown detective story how a backwards telescope makes something look smaller. Inserts CD of Encyclopedia Britannica Link to comment
Snugglebug Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 Recieves: a shiny coaster Inserts: Giles from BTVS Link to comment
Juliabam Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 machine return complete vampyre party kit including recipe for bloody mary and blood pudding inserts flying dutchman Link to comment
BabyJune Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 Machine returns a size 12 wooden shoe. Inserts a picture of a dike (I mean the kind Hans Brinker stuck his finger into...I mean one filled with a lot of water...the one spelled with an "i" and not a "y". A Dutch canal--not a gay woman, okay?) Link to comment
freswith Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 Machine returns som export-quality (poor quality) Edam cheese nad a bag of mixed daffodil bulbs. insert cheese knife and garden trowel. Link to comment
Juliabam Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 machine returns a flowerbed with bad breath inserts mint and a mouse to steal the cheese Link to comment
Snugglebug Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 Receives: Ratatouille with a hint of mint Inserts: random Disney animation Link to comment
freswith Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 Receives seven little dwarves who attack him with pick-axes. Inserts model of the Eiffel Tower. Link to comment
Juliabam Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 recieves model of cathedral with Berlusconis blood on it and 2 teeth. inserts larger model of cathedral! Link to comment
freswith Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 Gets model of Houses of Parliament with Gordon Brown's teeth embedded in it. Inserts Cherie Blair Link to comment
Juliabam Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 machine returns Blair Witch Project on dvd and a surround sound system Inserts lots of noice Link to comment
freswith Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 Gets a pair of ear defenders. Inserts baseball cap. Link to comment
Juliabam Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 machine does a bit of cutting and returns a piece of street cool up to date jewish headgear from a jewish cricket team called kippah inserts amish gangsta 'car' Link to comment
freswith Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 Machine retunes the horse into a thoroughbred racer and provides the traditional tune up: an onion. Inserts onion into the outlet. Link to comment
Juliabam Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 machine returns fried (horse) liver with onions! inserts kidney pie. Link to comment
freswith Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 Gets back a stake-wielding Van Helsing accusing me of vile crimes involving bloodsucking. Inserts large black cloak. Link to comment
Juliabam Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 returns personal computer installation wizzard! inserts computer for dummies book and a ? Link to comment
freswith Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 Gets back a large pacifier and a dunce's cap. Inserts degree in rocket science Link to comment
Juliabam Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 machine takes off into space and returns with genuine moon dust inserts vacuum cleaner Link to comment
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