The Vending Machine Game

[BabyJune]

Gets back an autographed picture of Boris Spasky.

Inserts a ticket stub from a "Doors" concert.

[Snugglebug]

Receives: Profound inspiration via peyote induced hallucinations

Inserts: a rhyming dictionary

[Juliabam]

gets back m&m and his chocolate cover album

inserts black box

[Snugglebug]

Receives: a pin-hole camera

Insert: those nudie pics Juliabam is always asking for *cheeky grin*

[Juliabam]

Machine returns this Hmmm...mmm... You look a lot like... you should consider cutting down on your workout sessions

Inserts shrinking machine

[freswith]

Machine returns a little tiny Julia which gets under everybody's feet and on everybody's nerves. Just as usual.

Insert Julia swat.

[daddybrian]

Recieves an Encyclopdia Brown detective story how a backwards telescope makes something look smaller. Inserts CD of Encyclopedia Britannica

[Snugglebug]

Recieves: a shiny coaster

Inserts: Giles from BTVS

[Juliabam]

machine return complete vampyre party kit including recipe for bloody mary and blood pudding

inserts flying dutchman

[BabyJune]

Machine returns a size 12 wooden shoe.

Inserts a picture of a dike (I mean the kind Hans Brinker stuck his finger into...I mean one filled with a lot of water...the one spelled with an "i" and not a "y". A Dutch canal--not a gay woman, okay?)

[freswith]

Machine returns som export-quality (poor quality) Edam cheese nad a bag of mixed daffodil bulbs.

insert cheese knife and garden trowel.

[Juliabam]

machine returns a flowerbed with bad breath

inserts mint and a mouse to steal the cheese

[Snugglebug]

Receives: Ratatouille with a hint of mint

Inserts: random Disney animation

[freswith]

Receives seven little dwarves who attack him with pick-axes.

Inserts model of the Eiffel Tower.

[Juliabam]

recieves model of cathedral with Berlusconis blood on it and 2 teeth.

inserts larger model of cathedral!

[freswith]

Gets model of Houses of Parliament with Gordon Brown's teeth embedded in it.

Inserts Cherie Blair

[Juliabam]

machine returns Blair Witch Project on dvd and a surround sound system

Inserts lots of noice

[freswith]

Gets a pair of ear defenders.

Inserts baseball cap.

[Juliabam]

machine does a bit of cutting and returns a piece of street cool up to date jewish headgear from a jewish cricket team called kippah

inserts amish gangsta 'car'

[freswith]

Machine retunes the horse into a thoroughbred racer and provides the traditional tune up: an onion.

Inserts onion into the outlet.

[Juliabam]

machine returns fried (horse) liver with onions!

inserts kidney pie.

[freswith]

Gets back a stake-wielding Van Helsing accusing me of vile crimes involving bloodsucking.

Inserts large black cloak.

[Juliabam]

returns personal computer installation wizzard!

inserts computer for dummies book and a ?

[freswith]

Gets back a large pacifier and a dunce's cap.

Inserts degree in rocket science

[Juliabam]

machine takes off into space and returns with genuine moon dust

inserts vacuum cleaner