babykeiff Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 Inserts camel and gets a squashed toad Link to comment
Juliabam Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 Inserts camel and gets a squashed toad Inserts squashed toad, and gets a note with the words "This is not a toadster silly" Ach.. I really wish to kick this machine Link to comment
freswith Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 Inserts Boot. Hard. Gets back Archbishop of Canterbury. Link to comment
Bettypooh Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 Moves (Arch)bishop diagonally into the slot of the vending machine *Gets a Frenchman yelling taunts* Bettypooh Link to comment
ajc2000 Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 Insert BOOT several times Get back sore toes. Link to comment
Bettypooh Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 Inserts sore toe into slot *gets back a soothing foot massage* Bettypooh Link to comment
freswith Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 Inserts sore toe into slot *gets back a soothing foot massage* Bettypooh Inserts private part into slot: gets high-voltage electric shock. Link to comment
babykeiff Posted August 16, 2009 Share Posted August 16, 2009 inserts 'high voltage electric shock' machine is definitely broken now Link to comment
Bettypooh Posted August 16, 2009 Share Posted August 16, 2009 Inserts still-disgusted vending machine repairman *Gets a pack of Depends with slotted backing!* (sighs and thinks they will be just as useful as regular Depends so leaves them beside the machine and walks away wanting to kick the machine and the repairman) Bettypooh Link to comment
WI_DL Posted August 16, 2009 Share Posted August 16, 2009 Inserts the Depends Gets a "Granny's Gone Wild" video... (throws video at machine and stomps off cursing) Link to comment
Juliabam Posted August 16, 2009 Share Posted August 16, 2009 Inserts the Depends Gets a "Granny's Gone Wild" video... (throws video at machine and stomps off cursing) Inserts Granny's gone wild video, and watches granny trash the machine real good. That thing definately is broken now if it wasn't already Link to comment
ajc2000 Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 Insert new vending machine take old one away...lol. Link to comment
babykeiff Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 inserts old vending machine... gets a pile of coins ( it actually pays for scrap ) Link to comment
Bettypooh Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 Inserts some of the coins into the new machine *Gets a Condom and a Sanitary Napkin* (and wonders if this is the right location for this machine!) Bettypooh Link to comment
acemanner Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 You recieve an 800-lb gorilla! *inserts a half-empty bottle of baby oil* Link to comment
babykeiff Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 Inserts 800lb gorilla.... gets back 800 bananas Link to comment
Juliabam Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 Inserts 800lb gorilla.... gets back 800 bananas Sell 800 bananas at the market, and use the money to rent a sanitation company to remove broken vending machine... Link to comment
babykeiff Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 remove broken vending machine, replace it with another Link to comment
underwhere Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 *wonders why one would replace one broken vending machine with another broken vending machine* *scratches head* lights dynamite next to broken vending maching, destroying machine, and giving me glass and metal shrapnel stuck in me, causing me to look like a new vending machine. Link to comment
acemanner Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 Inserts shiny red yo-yo into underwhere Link to comment
babykeiff Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 gets brown soiled yo-yo back from underwear..... should have worn diapers Link to comment
freswith Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 Inserts underwhere into vending machine. Comes back as underwear - beautifully laundered Link to comment
Bettypooh Posted August 20, 2009 Share Posted August 20, 2009 Has no need for underwear so.............. Inserts underwear *gets a dozen rhinestone diaper pins* Bettypooh Link to comment
babykeiff Posted August 20, 2009 Share Posted August 20, 2009 Inserts diaper pins... hears a 'hiss' as the machine starts slowly getting smaller Link to comment
acemanner Posted August 20, 2009 Share Posted August 20, 2009 *inserts a jar of purple jelly* machine grows angry eyes and begins spraying purple goo over everyone then is hit by lightning and reverts back to normal , albit a little bit crispier Link to comment
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