guitar_a_goo_goo_ga Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 Did you know that the one spice you cannot ever overdose on is pepper? not if you shoot it up like heroin Link to comment
PampersPete Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 Because they love you? Or want to give you $$$? Link to comment
Yvhuce Posted June 7, 2009 Share Posted June 7, 2009 Why're police chase shows so addictive? Why isn't there anything good but a police chase show marathon on today? Shouldn't Sunday have a lot of good programming on the air? After all, it's the day that most people're most likely to be home watching TV... The Sci-Fi channel should be banned from making movies and 99.9999997% of their movies should be burned and the ashes should be locked in a safe and shot into the black hole at the center of the galaxy, just to be safe... I remember when they used to show good movies... Like the 8-hour Dune... Link to comment
Yvhuce Posted June 7, 2009 Share Posted June 7, 2009 Some songs are just addictive. I sometimes find myself listening to the same one long enough to lose count of how many times I've let it repeat. Typically, it's the mark of a good song. My dogs are silly. They were hungry, but wouldn't get out of the way so's I could get their dogfood... Link to comment
guitar_a_goo_goo_ga Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 someone needs to rub my feet, i've been in work boots for 15 hours today. Link to comment
Yvhuce Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 Why isn't there anything good on at midnight? Link to comment
Yvhuce Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 Watching The Thing adds an odd feeling to when when one of my dogs sits there, staring at me... It's surprising how a commentary can turn a serious movie into a comedy. One good thing about storms. Though they negate my tv reception, they give me an opportunity to watch favorite movies again. Chiller's supposed to be the scary horror network... Why do they censor their movies for content, then? They really butchered The Thing, to a point where someone should be torched with a flamethrower for having done that... Link to comment
ultrapampers Posted June 11, 2009 Share Posted June 11, 2009 Random thought: abrera has lots of random thoughts. Link to comment
guitar_a_goo_goo_ga Posted June 11, 2009 Share Posted June 11, 2009 why do the little poof farts smell worse than the loud extensive ones? Link to comment
PampersPete Posted June 11, 2009 Share Posted June 11, 2009 why do the little poof farts smell worse than the loud extensive ones? Have you never heard the term"Silent but deadly"? The faster the air is expelled from your anus,the less likely you'll smell the condensed contents. Link to comment
curiositykilledthecat Posted June 11, 2009 Share Posted June 11, 2009 Are farts supposed to have lumps in them? Link to comment
PampersPete Posted June 11, 2009 Share Posted June 11, 2009 Are farts supposed to have lumps in them? Not generally We call those little nuggets sharts Link to comment
DL88 Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 You know that Air France plaint hat came down, apparently a woman who missed the flight has been killed by a truck crash. Is anyone else thinking Final Destination? I actually just read about that! http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/worl...icle6479203.ece My random thought: when will this thread get off of page 6...damn. Link to comment
guitar_a_goo_goo_ga Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 the name DL88 coupled with the nazi related signature makes me think that the guy is a diaper loving neo-nazi. "Eighty-eight is used as code among Neo-Nazis to identify each other. H is the 8th letter of the alphabet, so 88 is taken to stand for HH which in turn means Heil Hitler" - teh interbubble of course in this case 88 refers to 1988, the year the guy was born (as per his REAL age). of course it could conveniently mean both Link to comment
ultrapampers Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 My random thought: when will this thread get off of page 6...damn. Real soon now. Random thought: Why does everybody call them "Depends" instead of "Depend"? Because it's plural? If so, then more than one Attends-brand diaper would be called "Attendss". Link to comment
guitar_a_goo_goo_ga Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 dr phil is an idiot. mr phil sez: Over 90 percent of serial killers are male They tend to be intelligent, with IQ's in the "bright normal" range They do poorly in school, have trouble holding down jobs, and often work as unskilled laborers. They tend to come from markedly unstable families. As children, they are abandoned by their fathers and raised by domineering mothers. Their families often have criminal, psychiatric and alcoholic histories. They hate their fathers and mothers. They are commonly abused as children: psychologically, physically and sexually. Often the abuse is by a family member. Many serial killers spend time in institutions as children and have records of early psychiatric problems. They have high rates of suicide attempts. From an early age, many are intensely interested in voyeurism, fetishism, and sado-masochistic pornography. More than 60 percent of serial killers wet their beds beyond the age of 12. Many serial killers are fascinated with fire starting. They are involved with sadistic activity or tormenting small creatures. i highlighed the parts that don't apply to me. i think killing people is a good sign one is a cerial killer. and tormenting small creatures is fun when you're a child. what the fuck does it have to do with slitting a woman's throat and inserting your cock in the wound to feel the delicious warmth of her blood on your cock mmmmmmm? what? Link to comment
ultrapampers Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 ^ What. The. Fuck. I mean, are you just trying to see if anybody is actually reading these? I know you were fishing for a rise, but still, I repeat... Whatthefuck? Link to comment
DL88 Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 the name DL88 coupled with the nazi related signature makes me think that the guy is a diaper loving neo-nazi. Absolutely not even remotely funny. of course in this case 88 refers to 1988, the year the guy was born (as per his REAL age). of course it could conveniently mean both That is EXACTLY what it is from, the year I was born. Link to comment
ColfPup Posted June 13, 2009 Share Posted June 13, 2009 chicken & chips!! <(')3 // // Link to comment
babyvr6 Posted June 13, 2009 Share Posted June 13, 2009 I can't wait for October so I can be done with school . Having no money sucks. Link to comment
guitar_a_goo_goo_ga Posted June 13, 2009 Share Posted June 13, 2009 Absolutely not even remotely funny. That is EXACTLY what it is from, the year I was born. my grandfather died at auschwitz he fell from the guard tower. Link to comment
curiositykilledthecat Posted June 13, 2009 Share Posted June 13, 2009 , not funny but I can't help but laugh. You better watch out, you better beware...Einstein says E=mc2 Link to comment
Yvhuce Posted June 13, 2009 Share Posted June 13, 2009 and tormenting small creatures is fun when you're a child. what the fuck does it have to do with slitting a woman's throat and inserting your cock in the wound to feel the delicious warmth of her blood on your cock mmmmmmm? what? There ARE things that serial killers and psychos in general have in common. Torturing and killing animals (especially pets) as a kid is one of them. If you think that's normal, you probly could use a 4ft pipe wrench upside the head... But, back in the spirit of the topic... It's odd how we come to understand our pets. Link to comment
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