Auto Fellatio

[babyfur]

is anyone else turned on by it? and can anyone else do it besides me? For those of you lacking a thesaurus auto fellatio is a fancy soundinmg name for self sucking. Someone I know showed me a video of it once and I was intrigued, so I got more flexible and now I can blow myself if I feel a desire to. So yeah speak up.

[sarah_ab]

hahah i thought you meant you were giving ur car a blow job! auto... lol

[beallucanb]

Yes I have tried it, I'm just not limber enough and well endowed enough to do it for myself, just wish I could....

[beallucanb]

I think if you just worked at your flexibility you could do it, but you do need to be of the proper weight or body shape, I'm skinny with no gut at all, and I tried but couldn't do it, but I do think if I worked on it I would be able to pull it off.

This could be a good goal to work on for me, I think I goning to start practiceing ASAP.

I don't get many volunteers to help me otherwise....LOL

[babyfur]

hahah i thought you meant you were giving ur car a blow job! auto... lol

What would I suck on the tailpipe?! I was once dared to try and hump a car's tailpipe for $50 but declined since it sounded extremely painful. And yeah flexibility is the most important thing. I'm a little out of shape but I'm still super flexible, it's fun to watch people freak out when I scratch my ear with my foot in public. I wonder what it would be like to have someone top me while I was self-sucking. Any volunteers?

[PArms]

Extremely pleasurable. I can reach down there if I haven't eaten recently and I've stretched first.

[Guest YkDave]

sounds 'fun'

though if i ever got bent over that far i would end up in the hospital and in a body cast for 6 months....

[beallucanb]

i heard marilyn manson had this done for the very same reason, ahh what fun rumors are

I wonder if marilyn manson is just in love with himself, or he can't get anyone to do the job?

I know I fall into the second catagory.

[Guest John_Q_Sample]

When I was younger I could, but with age the body changes. Probably a good thing... I spent way too much time at home doing exactly that.

[Pampers65]

I did it a few times as a young teen. If I could do it now, I'd get a lot more BJs. One thought occurs to me, would a guy be considered gay or Bi if the sucked his own cock?

[Guest Baby_brad]

my friend did once, but hes well endowed, I'm too fat, and not well endowed, I have no hope of doing it

[beallucanb]

I wish I could, I'm thin but not well endowed or flexible enough, but I keep trying.

[diaperpt]

I think if you just worked at your flexibility you could do it, but you do need to be of the proper weight or body shape, I'm skinny with no gut at all, and I tried but couldn't do it, but I do think if I worked on it I would be able to pull it off.

OUCH!!! Wouldn't that hurt!!

[sarah_ab]

anyone remember the SNL sketch with will farrell doing just this?

[Missy Q]

I would defiantly do this if I could!

[Diaper666]

ive gotten far enough to were i can do a self facial but that's it i would so love to do this im just not flexible enough to get all that far down im lucky enough to get as far as i am i have seen pictures of this though were people use chairs and stuff to help them

[Guest Baby_brad]

I do the self facial daily, its so much fun when you can shoot straight into your mouth.. however getting it in the eye, not so much. OW. I'm lucky to have a bunkbed and I just put my legs behind my head on the bottom of the top bunk and go to town.

[Guest dllightning]

I did it a few times as a young teen. If I could do it now, I'd get a lot more BJs. One thought occurs to me, would a guy be considered gay or Bi if the sucked his own cock?

Because a male gives himself pleasure, does that make him gay? Nope.

Does every male that "handles" himself become gay by doing this? Nope.

Self sexual pleasure is a selfish act. In the confines of marriage you get a partner to pleasure you which is much more funner.

Thinks of the tune... "One, is the loneliest number..."

[beallucanb]

I tried again last night, I either need a longer cock, or I need to be able to bend another 8 or so inches closer.

[Black_Star_Zero]

I am really turned on by Auto Fellatio and I used to be able to do it but then I gained a little to much weight around my belly area so now there is no way I can do it anymore well that is until I get my belly shrunk

[Jennifer!]

I've done it many a times. I actually did it earlier today. I'm curious, does anyone roleplay anything? Usually I do it while wearing my girly clothes, then I pretend I'm a girl giving her boyfriend a BJ.

I find it's easiest to put your hands below your bottom, and push off the ground, making your lower half higher than your upper while bending, or at least allowing you to reach.

[beallucanb]

I've done it many a times. I actually did it earlier today. I'm curious, does anyone roleplay anything? Usually I do it while wearing my girly clothes, then I pretend I'm a girl giving her boyfriend a BJ.

I find it's easiest to put your hands below your bottom, and push off the ground, making your lower half higher than your upper while bending, or at least allowing you to reach.

I will give that a try later on tonight...thanks

[Opie]

I can't believe no one thought of this one, spit or swallow?

I have dreams about this and when I do, almost always wake up to sticky underwear.

[beallucanb]

I have tried but I just can bend like I used to, and my equipment would have to be twice as big to get close, but I tried....

[Jennifer!]

I can't believe no one thought of this one, spit or swallow?

I have dreams about this and when I do, almost always wake up to sticky underwear.

I most certainly can't swallow, I barely ever actually take it in my mouth. Since I'm no longer aroused, obviously, I find it heartily disgusting and not sexually appealing at all, so, I just pull it out of my mouth right near the end and finish like normal masturbating.