underwhere Posted April 6, 2009 Author Share Posted April 6, 2009 Couldn't they have put a one iron on top of the steeple instead? Is it true that, like the golf joke says, even God can't hit a one iron? Link to comment
underwhere Posted April 22, 2009 Author Share Posted April 22, 2009 Is nobody interested in asking questions about God? Link to comment
Juliabam Posted April 25, 2009 Share Posted April 25, 2009 Is nobody interested in asking questions about God? Who in hell is interested in god! God spelled backwards is dog!! Link to comment
freswith Posted April 25, 2009 Share Posted April 25, 2009 Aren't most people in Hell interested in God, on the principle of "There's no atheist in a lifeboat"? Link to comment
FretaBWet Posted April 25, 2009 Share Posted April 25, 2009 What lifeboat, isn't life the equivalent of the Titanic where we're each on our maiden voyage and we know we're going down. Hugs, Freta Link to comment
underwhere Posted April 26, 2009 Author Share Posted April 26, 2009 Whats makes you think I'm going down like the Titanic? Can't I still be going up instead? Link to comment
freswith Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 Do you mean like our Buncefield oil depot went up? Link to comment
underwhere Posted April 28, 2009 Author Share Posted April 28, 2009 Wouldn't that explain why my keyboard has smoke coming out of it? Link to comment
freswith Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 Have you been having sex with your keyboard again? Link to comment
diaperpt Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 What would it mean to have sex with your keyboard? Would it light up a cigarette afterwards? Link to comment
guitar_a_goo_goo_ga Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 do keyboards have lungs? Link to comment
underwhere Posted May 5, 2009 Author Share Posted May 5, 2009 If it has lungs, does it also have a heart and a brain? If it does, and I smash it to pieces in rage, would I have committed an act of murder? Link to comment
guitar_a_goo_goo_ga Posted May 5, 2009 Share Posted May 5, 2009 If it has lungs, does it also have a heart and a brain? If it does, and I smash it to pieces in rage, would I have committed an act of murder? Does anyone else see a couple of statements in his post? Link to comment
leafy kille Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 if a statement has a question mark at the end does that make it a question? Link to comment
guitar_a_goo_goo_ga Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 should i ask an english major? Link to comment
underwhere Posted May 12, 2009 Author Share Posted May 12, 2009 What if you'd rather have an english miner? Link to comment
guitar_a_goo_goo_ga Posted May 12, 2009 Share Posted May 12, 2009 do you think them hills have gold? Link to comment
underwhere Posted May 13, 2009 Author Share Posted May 13, 2009 Wouldn't platinum be more desirable? Link to comment
curiositykilledthecat Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 If I drink water and fart does that technically indicate I released a hydrogen bomb>? Link to comment
underwhere Posted May 14, 2009 Author Share Posted May 14, 2009 When you fart, don't you release more methane than hydrogen, and wouldn't that make for a methane bomb instead? Link to comment
freswith Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 Isn't that just another term for Global Warming? Link to comment
Juliabam Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 Isn't that just another term for Global Warming? Isn't global warming what you do when you hug everybody in the world and tell them you love them ? (ps, you don't have to hug the frogs) Link to comment
freswith Posted May 16, 2009 Share Posted May 16, 2009 Isn't that the "Population Explosion"? Nice idea, all the same. (Welcome back, Julia!) Link to comment
Juliabam Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 Isn't that the "Population Explosion"? Nice idea, all the same. (Welcome back, Julia!) hummm did you just mix up the terms "make love to all pee ple" and "say to all pee ple you love them" on purpose? Link to comment
freswith Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 Do you really think I would do that on purpose? Link to comment
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