Corrupt-a-wish

[underwhere]

Granted. You master lucid dreaming. You enjoy it so much that you never wake up,

I wish I was in bed 3 hours ago so that I could have gotten a proper night's sleep.

[BabyJune]

GRANTED: Now your diaper is three hours wetter and you aren't due for a changing for another hour.

I wish I could predict the outcome of the presidential election.

[Eir]

Granted, you now have a vision of people in a local pub being very disappointed. Your vision does not tell you enough.

I wish that when I was in baby mode, the clock would pause.

[underwhere]

Granted. Unfortunately, the clock pauses, permanently, and you are stuck, unable to move, unable to think another thought, unable to do anything at all.

I wish that, despite the clock being permanently paused, somebody will be able to corrupt my wish so that this game can continue to go on.

[PeculiarChangeling]

Granted. Seeing as clocks cannot effect the overall flow of time, nothing happened and you wasted your wish.

I wish I could have all the diaper paraphernalia that I wanted, whenever I want, for free.

[Eir]

Granted, however there is only one problem. There is a law passed making it illegal to wear pants, and everyone will see your diapers if you wear them.

I wish I could get diarrhea diapers whenever I ate my famous chorizo chilli!

[underwhere]

Granted. Unfortunately, you also pass out from dehydration every time that happens, requiring you to be rushed to the emergency room, where you acquire medical bills much higher than you can afford to pay.

I wish that somebody would offer terryfighter a loan so that the doctors, nurses, and other medical staff can get paid for saving terryfighter's life.

[Bonsai]

Granted, but the loan is not offered for free and terry wakes up after surgery with one lung missing.

I wish to visit the corner in Hell reserved to corrupted politicians.

[underwhere]

Granted: You get an all-expense paid trip to Washington, DC, USA, surely the only such corner in Hell on earth where politicians reside. Furthermore, your return plane trip crashes on take off, which causes a huge fire, causing you to burn just as if you really were in Hell.

I wish for their to be no additional casualties in this plane crash.

[WakkoWannaBe]

This seems like an old topic, but I can't sleep so whatever. I'ma post =D.

[Impulsive]

Granted, but now you have always had problems waking up.

[freswith]

Granted.

[danielroze]

Granted: but the dog was road kill

[WakkoWannaBe]

Granted, but you have to use pre-used, low quality store brand diapers.

[CuddlyMonster]

Granted: but the dog was road kill

[Starry_Eyed]

Granted: But you've now lost your hands during a battle with Gators

[BabyJune]

Granted: Unfortunately, every time you whistle, all the dogs in the neighborhood show up at your door and bark.

[sonofninasayers]

wish granted, looks like that fame is getting the better of you

[WakkoWannaBe]

Granted, you live out ALL of your stories. Every time you sneeze you switch from one story to the next, picking up where you left off. Unfortunatley, during your allergy season, this post-modern state of affairs gets to be too much for you and, much like the characters of LOST when the island was on the move, you die because your mind/body couldn't handle switching realities at such a high rate.

[sonofninasayers]

Wish Granted. (Bare in mind that this game is meant to be just a bit of fun)

[BabyJune]

GRANTED: but it comes with a three-year commitment that you must perform on stage.

[sonofninasayers]

I think that I can live with that I can be like a drag artist or something

[underwhere]

Granted.

[WakkoWannaBe]

Granted, but now black holes don't exist.

[sonofninasayers]

Wish granted, you wake up one day to find it gone