insanewiener Posted February 19, 2011 Share Posted February 19, 2011 Granted but hey was caught cheating and can no longer race for this season or next season I wish my ex would stop being a bitch Link to comment
Guest Baby Tiana Posted February 20, 2011 Share Posted February 20, 2011 Granted. However you find a new girlfriend and she is a bigger bitch than the last! I wish I wasn't feeling so crummy! Link to comment
underwhere Posted February 20, 2011 Share Posted February 20, 2011 Granted, Underwear I wish underwear just once would spell his own name correctly Granted. I will be certain to spell my own name correctly (according to "correct" as defined by Juliabam) on the 31st of April. On that same date, I understand that Juliabam and freswith will be getting married. Congratulations! Link to comment
underwhere Posted February 20, 2011 Share Posted February 20, 2011 Granted. However you find a new girlfriend and she is a bigger bitch than the last! I wish I wasn't feeling so crummy! Granted: You do not feel crummy at all. Now you feel dead. I wish that I had a butler to do all of my personal chores for me. Link to comment
insanewiener Posted February 20, 2011 Share Posted February 20, 2011 Granted but then he dies two days later slipping on an ice patch and his family sues you for all you have and to get by in life you end up becoming a butler yourself I wish my wish wasn't corruptable Link to comment
freswith Posted February 20, 2011 Share Posted February 20, 2011 Granted. I will be certain to spell my own name correctly (according to "correct" as defined by Juliabam) on the 31st of April. On that same date, I understand that Juliabam and freswith will be getting married. Congratulations! Begorrah, begob and bejabers! You have just put me off my stroke completely. Yes, but the Archbishop of Canterbury has banned a church ceremony as it is cross-species. We will have to make do with an Uncivil Partnership. I hope Juliabam doesn't read this! Link to comment
BabyJune Posted February 20, 2011 Share Posted February 20, 2011 GRANTED: Juliabam suffers from temporary amnesia and forgets how to read English. I wish Justin Bieber would find something better to do. Link to comment
:dlb Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 granted, Bieber is now devoted to being your boyfriend. I wish for tickets to this years nascar race in Chicago. Link to comment
Yvhuce Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 Granted, but the race gets rained out, and you forgot to bring an umbrella. I wish we knew what the backstory was for Doofenshmirtz wanting to destroy the adult diaper factory... Link to comment
Guest Baby Tiana Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 Granted, but it makes you never like the site and feel of a diaper anymore! I wish I knew why there is such a big competition for malls to be bigger than the Mall of America. Link to comment
underwhere Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 Granted, you know why there is such a big competition. Unfortunately, that does not prevent the world's largest mall from being built dierectly on top of your house, which was taken over by the government under the guise of Eminent Domain so it could be put there in the first place. I wish to have a 100% reduction in corrupt politicians. Link to comment
freswith Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 Granted. It leaves us with no politicians at all and we end up ruled by an evil tyrant. I would like a job in the tyrant's secret police, with a groovy uniform and a monocle. Link to comment
Guest Baby Tiana Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 Granted. You've had a nervous break down and believe you exactly that as they whisk you away the the psych-ward. I wish I could get a new comforter. Link to comment
:dlb Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 granted, there there everything will be all right, hugs you tight and makes you happy. I wish for my bro and sisnlaw to have twins.. haha Link to comment
insanewiener Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 Granted But they ar left to you after a freak accident makes you the father I wish for more diapers Link to comment
freswith Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 Granted, you win a lifetime's supply in a competition. Unfortunately they are all "newborn" size 1. I hope they fit you. Link to comment
Big Stinky Baby Posted February 24, 2011 Share Posted February 24, 2011 Granted, because newborns are all now adult-sized. Enjoy childbirth, ladies. I wish for a stern, dominating babysitter. Link to comment
baby vinny Posted February 24, 2011 Share Posted February 24, 2011 granted she is so strick you have no fun wish the pain in my legs would go away Link to comment
:dlb Posted February 24, 2011 Share Posted February 24, 2011 granted, the dr amputates to rid you of pain... sorry. I wish vinny good luck with his new prosthetic legs. Link to comment
underwhere Posted February 24, 2011 Share Posted February 24, 2011 Vinny has fantastic luck with his new prosthetic legs. In fact, Vinny uses them to trip dlb, who now needs to spend time with a cast and crutches having suffered several broken leg bones in the process. I hope dlb has a good lawyer. Link to comment
Guest Baby Tiana Posted February 25, 2011 Share Posted February 25, 2011 Granted, he has a fantastic lawyer and they win the case, however now dlb is poor from having to pay all the expenses of the lawyer. He might as well just settled for a crummy lawyer... I wish I have another snow day, but that my doctor' office is actually open tomorrow! Link to comment
Yvhuce Posted February 25, 2011 Share Posted February 25, 2011 Granted, but you can't get there because you're snowed in. I wish to be invincible. Link to comment
underwhere Posted February 25, 2011 Share Posted February 25, 2011 Granted, but now nobody wastes their time with you, so your invincibility is rendered useless. I wish that Santa, Cupid, and the Easter Bunny are all real. Link to comment
freswith Posted February 25, 2011 Share Posted February 25, 2011 Granted. They are all so pleased that they move in with you. Santa monpolises the bathroom, puts his sleigh in the garage, and his reindeer ruin your garden. Cupid has evolved from simple archery into a trigger-happy firearm freak, but he is so shortsighted that he never manages to hit the girl you want him to, and you have a succession of miserable relationships with little old grannies, Santa, the Easter Bunny (do you REALLY like children - lots and lots of them?) and finally a fire hydrant. I wish underwhere exercises more judgement in his next wish. Link to comment
:dlb Posted February 25, 2011 Share Posted February 25, 2011 granted, he exercises so much he needs an ambulance I wish for a ride to space-safely. Link to comment
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