freswith Posted August 7, 2010 Share Posted August 7, 2010 Granted. For the first time Freswith goes to watch a sport rather that playing it, and gets so bored that he sods off and goes flying instead. I wish I could afford to do more flying. Link to comment
underwhere Posted August 8, 2010 Share Posted August 8, 2010 Granted. Freswith can afford to do as much flying as he wants. Unfortunately, Freswith decides to hog all of the air space all of the time, and a world protest ensues since nobody else is able to fly. Eventually, sniper fire brings down Freswith's air craft in a huge fireball. I wish there was a way to accurately predict future events 100% of the time. Link to comment
freswith Posted August 8, 2010 Share Posted August 8, 2010 Granted. As a result you win first prize in the national lottery. So do 100,000,000 other people. Your prize is 30 pence for a one-pound stake. I wish we could find a cure for stupidity. Link to comment
Dougie Posted August 8, 2010 Share Posted August 8, 2010 Granted: Stupidity is cured by ignorance. I wish I could fly. Link to comment
Juliabam Posted August 9, 2010 Share Posted August 9, 2010 Granted: Stupidity is cured by ignorance. I wish I could fly. granted you now have winfs, but you don't know how to land safely I wish I could help Link to comment
freswith Posted August 9, 2010 Share Posted August 9, 2010 Julia takes up flying but her instructors keep suffering nervous breakdowns, and she makes little progress. I wish Julia a successful completion of her course with the Kamikaze Flying Club. Link to comment
underwhere Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 Julia successfully completes the Kamikaze Flying Club course. However, since she had such a poor instructor, she lived to tell about it so she could continue to torture freswith (and the rest of us). For her efforts, she flunked the course, and asked for a refund. I wish that flying courses were not so expensive. Link to comment
freswith Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 If God had meant man to fly, he would have given us more money. You win the lottery and go for a pilot's medical The doctor says you are suffering from facies fastidio* and refuses you a certificate. (*I don't like your face.) I hope your plastic surgery is successful. (If you want to save money, just have yourself Photoshopped.) Link to comment
Juliabam Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 If God had meant man to fly, he would have given us more money. You win the lottery and go for a pilot's medical The doctor says you are suffering from facies fastidio* and refuses you a certificate. (*I don't like your face.) I hope your plastic surgery is successful. (If you want to save money, just have yourself Photoshopped.) Underwear comes out from surgery looking like freswith, still no pilot licence for him I wish underwear gets a refund and spends the money on a good stylist Link to comment
Impulsive Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 Granted.. but the stylist inadvertently chop off one of his ears I wish for a rocket ship Link to comment
freswith Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 Granted. You get a rocket ship. You promptly get busted for doing 17,000mph in a 30mph limt. I hope Impulsive can pay the fines Link to comment
underwhere Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 Granted. Impulsive can pay the fines. (freswith gave Impulsive the money.) I wish for a credit card with neither a credit limit nor a due date for payments. Link to comment
freswith Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 Granted. It includes life insurance. Instead of payment, they come and kill you. I hope underwhere does not overspend his card Link to comment
underwhere Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 Granted. underwhere does not overspend his card. He loses it (in typical fassion) and then the card is found, and somebody else overspends it. Subsequently, underwhere files a report of a lost or stolen credit card, and the culprit is found and sent to prison. I wish the prison would be constructed in such a way that escape will be impossible. Link to comment
Juliabam Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 Granted. underwhere does not overspend his card. He loses is (in typical fassion) and then the card is found, and somebody else overspends it. Subsequently, underwhere files a report of a lost or stolen credit card, and the culprit is found and sent to prison. I wish the prison would be constructed in such a way that escape will be impossible. Granted, under a visit to the prison, you find out that escape is impossible in any matter, even for (former) visitors. I wish underwear can keep his panties up during his stay! Link to comment
freswith Posted August 12, 2010 Share Posted August 12, 2010 Granted. underwhere wears his diapers into the shower and soon finds that he is showering alone. I wish the lovely Julia would be a little nicer to this poor frog. Link to comment
underwhere Posted August 12, 2010 Share Posted August 12, 2010 Granted. Julia decides to stomp on only one of freswith's frog legs, smashing all of the bones in that leg to irreparable bits. (She leaves the other three frog legs intact.) I wish that Julia and freswith would just get married already! Link to comment
freswith Posted August 14, 2010 Share Posted August 14, 2010 Julia agrees. Freswith runs/hops a mile (pursued by an amorous Julia in her panzerchair). I wish I had my sports car back from the repairers. Link to comment
Juliabam Posted August 15, 2010 Share Posted August 15, 2010 Julia agrees. Freswith runs/hops a mile (pursued by an amorous Julia in her panzerchair). I wish I had my sports car back from the repairers. Granted you get your sportscar back, but the mechnics had some problems with some missing nuts and bolts so you get it back with a set of tractor wheels and a suspicious klank sound from inside the motor. I wish freswith will not try and drive the sportscar too sporty! Link to comment
freswith Posted August 15, 2010 Share Posted August 15, 2010 Granted Freswith drives his newly repaired sportscar down the motorway at 30mph in the fast lane. I wish all these cars were not piled up behind me. Link to comment
underwhere Posted August 15, 2010 Share Posted August 15, 2010 Granted. they all get impatient and speed up, and run freswith's car over, crushing it in the process, along with freswith. I hope freswith knows how to save a lot of money on his car insurance. Link to comment
Juliabam Posted August 16, 2010 Share Posted August 16, 2010 Granted. they all get impatient and speed up, and run freswith's car over, crushing it in the process, along with freswith. I hope freswith knows how to save a lot of money on his car insurance. Granted, freswith knows all about how to save money on his car insurrance but unfortunately he gets caught and will have to spend the following years in prison for insurrance fraud. I hope freswith remembers to bring a thick book to read on the long lonely nights, and a tin cup he can use to bang on the bars in the cell door when he gets real bored! Link to comment
Total Trash Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 Granted, freswith knows all about how to save money on his car insurrance but unfortunately he gets caught and will have to spend the following years in prison for insurrance fraud. I hope freswith remembers to bring a thick book to read on the long lonely nights, and a tin cup he can use to bang on the bars in the cell door when he gets real bored! Granted. The book is Left Behind (pun not intended). I wish Americans weren't such idiots (fixed before anyone noticed I forgot to add a wish). Link to comment
freswith Posted August 26, 2010 Share Posted August 26, 2010 Granted. Alas, in compensation they elect Sarah Palin as President. I wish I hadn't used my nuclear bunker for growing mushrooms. Link to comment
underwhere Posted August 27, 2010 Share Posted August 27, 2010 Granted. The nuclear bunker remains intact for use only durring fart storms. I wish to fart on freswith before he can get to the bunker. Link to comment
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