Corrupt-a-wish

[DL_Master]

... and what is your wish?

I wish that no one can corrupt my wish

[freswith]

No one can corrupt your wish, but no one bothers to grant it. The game ends here and you are ceremonially stripped of your diaper and driven into the outer darkness (which just beyond Peoria, turn left.)

I hope that DL_master learns the error of his ways.

[ultrapampers]

Granted: DL_master learns the error of his ways, but after he's stripped of his diaper it's inadvertently tossed on freswith's head. And it's definitely not a clean one.

I wish my reading glasses didn't give me an eyestrain headache.

[babykeiff]

Granted: You go blind and don't need glasses at all.

I wish that frogs didn't know how to swim

[freswith]

Granted: I have to wear water-wings while I learn

I wish for a long sunny August.

[DL_Master]

Granted but you become so violently allergic to pollen, causing you to stay indoors at all times

I wish all nappies were cheap and of high quality

[ultrapampers]

Granted: First Quality Products buys every diaper manufacturer in the world, then changes its name to High Quality Products. All diapers are now cheap and High Quality, but they all suck.

I wish I owned Proctor & Gamble so I could order the production of a limited-edition "Pampers Classic", a replica of Pampers from the early '80s complete with that heavenly smell, but available in sizes from Infant to XL Adult!

[freswith]

Granted. Unfortunately the scent used causes a violent allergic reaction which turns all the wearers into Scotsmen, hooting, skirling and wielding claymores. Then they all turn on you for revenge.

I hope Ultrapampers can run very quickly in his diaper.

[Juliabam]

a replica of Pampers from the early '80s complete with that heavenly smell...

Excuse me, but are you trying to say, that heaven smells like an old nappy ?

Then I wish I could go to hell when I die!!

[DL_Master]

granted but he runs straight into his parent house where thay are having a full family reunion, at which point they are all so shocked that they disown him.

I wish that pigs could fly

[freswith]

Excuse me, but are you trying to say, that heaven smells like an old nappy ?

Then I wish I could go to hell when I die!!

Granted, but you find me there, and I smell much worse..... and I pull your leg and taunt you for all eternity.

Actually, heaven smells of chlorine bleach. How else do you think they keep everything so white?

I wish I could get my car running.

[leafy kille]

granted you car suddenly grows legs and starts doing laps round the block, sadly it is not very useful as a mode of transport any more since all it does is run round in circles.

i wish i could have a nice beef steak for dinner

[babyvr6]

Granted, you could have a beef steak, but you're not. Instead you'll be dining with freswith, who has prepared a wonderful dinner of flies and toadstool juice, with pond scum for desert.

I wish someone will grant DL_master's wish.

[babykeiff]

Granted - did you not realise the source of 'swine flu' - airbourne pigs

I wish that wished really do come true

[freswith]

Granted; wishes really do come true. Unfortunately someone has wished for your head on a silver platter....

I wish I could see Obama's real birth certificate.

[babykeiff]

Granted: The stone tablet is found in a Egyptian dig, but it is found to be a copy of an earlier document.

I wish frogs were not the patriotic colour of Ireland, and were any other colour but green.

[DL_Master]

granted, but the colours are so intense that they cause your head to explode.

I wish I had a cheese-well

[babyvr6]

Granted, you can now cheese very well.

I wish freswith would move out of his pond and go see the world.

[freswith]

Granted. Freswith departs from his lilypad and leads his panzer stormfrogs in a devastating invasion of Nunya Buzness destroying all intelligent life and also Babyvr6.

I wish my lilypad had some nice carpets.

[babyvr6]

Granted, the new owners install wonderful new carpet, and now they are so happy with their new real estate, that they never want to sell it. Freswith is forced into the street, where he befriends the real babyvr6 (now homeless due to some sort of evil frog invasion, during which his decoy was ruthlessly murdered by a band of special ops frogs known only as F-group) and is forced to eat out of the dumpster behind a Mcdonalds.

I wish we could find new homes.

[babykeiff]

Granted, everybody can find new homes, but the destruction of the old ones causes global temperature change and the world freezes over

I wish that we could regress at will.

[babyvr6]

Granted, but now Will is befuddled with all the crying babies at his feet.

I wish for the end of world-wide tyranny.

[babykeiff]

Granted: World wide tyranny has become localized to 'Nunya Bisness'

I wish all brown paper bags were transparent.

[DL_Master]

Granted, you can now cheese very well.

I meant a well containing cheese but oh well

to babykief, granted but it suddenly happens when you are coming out of a porn shop with a brown paper bag full of gay & transexual porn.

I wish that I could put 2 girls 1 cup on the big screen at times square.

[babyvr6]

I am quite aware of what you meant, Chief. It's called corrupt a wish. Welcome to the game.

Granted, the movie is played but no one sees it due to a man-bear-pig flu pandemic.

I wish for DL_masters age to be confirmed for BK.