So, I've Got A Case Of 36 (3 Packs) Of Abenas Coming And No Clue What To Do...

[AutieAB]

Rule of thumb for bad diaper smell is that if you can smell it, others can smell it far more strongly. It's like BO in that respect

Surely you've got a trashcan in your room? Just hide one or two of the prehistoric diapers in amongst your ordinary trash, chip packets, papers, etc, tie the bag (securely!), take it outside and throw it in the trash. Repeat every few days until they're gone. Job done.

As for getting the new diapers well hidden, it brings back plenty of memories of when I lived with my mother. Once I took a three month holiday with no guarantee that my room would be undisturbed for that time. I simply put all my diaper supplies and associated stuff in a big box, put the box in a big black trash bag, bound it with plenty of tape and wrote "******'s Stuff" on it and put it in the attic. If you have a similar dusty, rarely visited storage area in a cellar or attic/loft, then that's where you're gonna want to stash them... After all, who would notice just one more innocuous box?

[Diapered24/7]

What about the box with the used diapers in it? I'm afraid if I open it some toxic fumes will come out

[teen_nappy]

dude all that matters is that you get them out of the house...no matter what it takes...get rid of the dang things!

[curiositykilledthecat]

yeah dude, get rid of the old disposables. Your room is gonna smell like an elderly apartment if you don't watch it. take a couple at a time and throw in trash, bury them in trash.(from experience)

[Diapered24/7]

I think the family is gonna be out tomorrow, I'll use that time to get rid of them then XD. Also, I just put a lock on the bottom of my dresser so I can hide the case of abenas in there for now.

[elliedl]

when i lived at home i put mine evenly under my mattress i would only get one or two packs at a time it might get a little bumpy if you put a lot under your mattress. also trash your old used diapers asap not only do they smell but your parents could find them. my mom found mine one time when i was home for the summing i think about 21 or 22 and she just assumed it was a fetish thing and just told me to be carful about developing a fetish like that.

[Guest LOSTinDiapers]

DUDE SERIOUSLY 1998? DAING LOL I STILL LIVE WITH MY PEARENTS ALSO ,,, DRIVE A SUBURBAN I HIDE MINE UNDER THE FOLD AWAY SEATS, AND SPARE TIRE HIDE AWAY LOL ALSO WHAT I DO IS I TRIPLE BAG UHM WELL I HAVE WOODS IN MY BACK YARD THAT LEADS DOWN TO A CREEK ANYWAYS I TRIPLE BAG UHM THEN HAVE A GYM BAG AND STORE UHM OUT SIDE UNDER LEAFS AND SHURBS LOL ,,, NOW TO GET RID OF THOSE FERMENTED DIAPERS WHAT I DO IS I USE A GYM BAG OR BACK PACK PLACE UHM IN A BAG NO MORE THE 5 DONT MAKE IT OBVIOUS LOL PLACE IT IN THE GYM BAG SAY ITS STUFF FOR UR CAR OR YOUR GOING TO A GYM DUH LOL AND DRIVE TO A PUBLIC TRASH CAN AND DUMP UHM AND REPEAT LOL BEST THING TO DO IS SAY UR GONA GO PLAY BASKETBALL WITH THE GUYS LOL A LIL WORK OUT WONT HURT

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Seriously, go to the store and buy some candles or air freshener. Spray the sit out of your room before you open that box. Take 3 or 4 out and put them in a back pack. Then get them as far away from your room as you can. It also helps to open your windows to air it out, even if you haven't gotten them all out of there yet. If you are not careful, your parents are going to think you are hiding a dead body in there.

As for hiding places, under the bottom drawer of a dresser works good for a few diapers. For hiding several packs, do you have access to an attic or crawl space? Those would be great, just put them in big garbage bags to protect them from moisture. I live in Northeast Florida and had a pack of attends in the attic when I lived with my parents. I just had them up there and went to get them after being on vacation for a week. The diapers had soaked up the moisture in the air and were completely ruined. That is not a good feeling for a diaper lover.

[arzamas16]

People have already said this, but if you have human waste stored for that long, it becomes a real Bio-Hazard. When you do take them out, wear gloves and shower afterwards or risk all sorts of medieval diseases.

If you are storing used nappies at all, a great container for them is military steel ammunition tins:

they have a rubber seal at the top so they're completely water and smell proof. If you get a large one (like the one pictured) you can store about 4 lying flat with some sort of cover on top, or about 8 if you put them in standing up. It's what I used to use, worked perfectly. I don't bother these days as I wear cloth.

If you live in the states, try gun shops, or in the UK, army surplus. Range from about£3 ($6) to £15 ($30) each.

I think you can padlock them too.

[AndB]

hahaha i wonder if they're worth anything now that they're antiques...

Yeah, put 'em on e-bay! Everybody else has their old crap on e-bay. Usually not literally...

[Aleia]

Don't be surprised if you find stuff GROWING out of those diapers... As for storing the new ones, make sure you have a good lie as to what's in that big box, or in all of those boxes that are going to be delivered to your house. If you can, go out and buy some of whatever it is you're claiming to have ordered, to make it more believable. Then, once you've got the new diapers safely to your room, take the packages out of the boxes and put them in a giant trash bag full of seasonal clothes, and stow the bag in that wonderful hiding place you must have for a closet if no one's noticed all the dirty ones after 10 years...and throw the used ones away from now on.

[curiositykilledthecat]

you know if you were a cow you'd have an lsd farm by now. Sorry, my random thought for the day.

[naughty_baby]

You could always just put some in a carrier bag amongst other things you dont want any more and say you were having a clear out in your room just walk out the door n put them in the outside bin do that a few times til they gone...

[Opie]

So whatever happened? It's like an epic story.

[curiositykilledthecat]

most likely he was overwhelmed by the stench or he got side tracked by 'ole drippy' spawning from the mess.

[Flying Fox]

The monster spawned from the dirty nappies probably ate him

[pctrasher]

Having the freedom to take a box of diapers up to your room without your parents asking questions, you can't simply dispose of your used diapers in the trash???

The first thing you want to do to get rid of the used diapers is to buy a medical mask to cover your nose and mouth and do not breathe while you take the old ones out of the box. If you inhale the fume, you WILL get sick. Then you will need a very powerful anti-airbourn bacteria neutralizer/deodorizer to spray into the box after it's emptied (or before it's emptied if you prefer). And to your room too. But I do recommend that you get rid of those fast before you get put to the hospital with sepsis or something. Storing up a used diaper for more than a month causes health issues, ten years will probably cause death. So yea, good luck and I hope the 10 year-old diaper blob didn't eat you...yet. lol.

[dlbbyboy]

If you think that you are going to have problems if they find your case of diapers, wait until they find a biohazard dump site in your closet. at least with your diapers there is a (somewhat) explainable/logical reason. no one will listen to you if they find the hoarding of dirty diapers........

[Guest dl_aslee]

Seriously wtf, get those things our of there, I would also suggest not opening that thing, just find anyway to be able to just dump the whole thing. Lol, HAZMAT might be needed for these things. Are you really telling me in 10 years you couldn't find a time when they were out to get them thrown out? I seriously doubt that one. And they must have some really bad noses if you had them stored for 10 years and no one noticed.

Pretty much the only odor I have found that totally masks everything else is smoke. So when I had to mask the odor of a pooped diaper quickly I just lite a bunch of matches in a bowl and let them burn themselves out. My room then smelled like smoke for a few days instead of feces and urine. Long enough so I could leave my window open with my box fan going full blast to clear the air out.

Get those things our of there though at any cost!

[StillNDiapers]

I would say in the trunk of your car. Thats where im currently hiding my diapers from my parents. or under neath my window seal also if you have one.

[g4ugeddude]

find that one spot where no one in your house goes and put them there

[curiositykilledthecat]

28 lbs box from amazon containg six bags of diapers meant driving 20 minutes home on my lunch break spending ten minutes shoving them in back of closet and driving back to work. Problem averted, but really stressing. I dispose when they go out.

[Guest dllightning]

by golly i wonder what happened to this poor chap?

"When you are up to your neck in aligators, you simply remember that the first task ignored was draining the swamp"

[curiositykilledthecat]

why is this thread still going? lol

[Dill_Pickle]

why is this thread still going? lol

Because the poor OP didn't know about using drugstore hydrogen peroxide to "burn" the odor, ziploc bags to contain it to a manageable level. febreze do deodorize the room...

Time for a plan...where to drop unopened boxes in plastic bags in dumpster...

Time to find a way to get the unopened boxes to the window, ladder to the outside...couch potato dad won't find them, won't hurt box to sit in unlatched trunk or on ground until morning...

[curiositykilledthecat]

lol until i can safely remove the used ones from my room during the week, febreeze is my best friend.