DollyDiaper Posted October 28, 2005 Author Share Posted October 28, 2005 Poetry is just the evidence of life. If your life is burning well, poetry is just the ash. ~Leonard Cohen The Leonard Cohen Files Just two of my passions. I've been hoping someone will start a Poetry Thread around here. (Morv? Abby?...) Dolly Link to comment
diaprbayb Posted October 29, 2005 Share Posted October 29, 2005 There once was a man from Nantucket...... Hi dolly, I just recover from a drive crash but back now. How have you been? oh wait this quotes " I'll Be Back" Link to comment
DollyDiaper Posted October 29, 2005 Author Share Posted October 29, 2005 .....I just recover from a drive crash but back now. How have you been? oh wait this quotes " I'll Be Back" In a car crash? That's awful, how are you poor Bayb? I'll be in The Cosy Corner.............. Dolly Link to comment
Lance Bedwetter Posted October 29, 2005 Share Posted October 29, 2005 The other day I was flipping through channels to find something to watch. I came across one show. I have no idea what it was. But it had a funny line in it. Girl: "You're the rebell leader. What are are you rebelling against, diaper rash?" Guy: "I have you know I am fifteen." Like I said not sure what the show was. Didn't really watch it. I just manage to catch that line before flipping to the next channel. Link to comment
diaprbayb Posted October 30, 2005 Share Posted October 30, 2005 No not a car crash, a hard drive crash. Link to comment
DollyDiaper Posted October 30, 2005 Author Share Posted October 30, 2005 D'oh! Daft Dolly. A computer crash not a road crash. Still not good, but at least no-one got hurt. Now I feel very silly, you'll have to teach me this computer lingo. Dolly Link to comment
DollyDiaper Posted October 30, 2005 Author Share Posted October 30, 2005 "Men are from Mars Women are from Venus Computers are from Hades." Discuss. Dolly Link to comment
kilkenny90 Posted October 30, 2005 Share Posted October 30, 2005 One of my favorite quote of all time is not at all diaper related but we can all live by it. "It is better to dir on your feet than live on your knees" Emiliano Zapata Link to comment
kilkenny90 Posted October 30, 2005 Share Posted October 30, 2005 Nowhere it is without the misspellings, I'm an idiot. "It is better to die on your feet than live on your knees" Emiliano Zapata Link to comment
Guest VladYvhv Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 "You've got a mind like a beartrap: Sharp, rusty, and illegal in 48 states!" -My friend in KC. "I think I just went 10-100!" "Better than 10-200..." -Frog and The Badit, Smokey & The Bandit. "How many trucks to you see?" "Only 1! Unless I've been drinkin'!" "Well, I must be comode-hangin' drunk, cause I see a whole mess of trucks!" -Snow Man and the Bandit, Smokey & the Bandit 2. "American diapers are the strongest in the world!" -Stephen Colbert, The Colbert Report (in response to the story of people trying to not use diapers for their babies). "Cease your activitiy now, or I will... BE LOYAL AS A PUPPY!" -ED-209 (hacked by little girl), Robocop 3. "You have until the count of 3 to put down your weapons! 1... 2... EAT HOT LEAD!!!" -ED-209 (hacked by little girl), Robocop 3. And how could I forget the Waylonisms from the Dukes of Hazzard... From the best TV show narrator of all time (and one of the best singers of all time), Waylon Jennings. "About Rosco's word... He has to have someone else call his dogs, cause even they don't believe him..." "Friends and neighbors, I don't think that jump was planned." "Now, I, of all people should've known better than that..." "Don't ask me... I don't know how this'll turn out, either." "Around here, we tend to like happy endings." "Ain't it funny how you can get emotionally attached to a car?" "It was one of those days when everything was going right... Now, you just know something bad's about to happen..." [badguy shoot at a chicken] "He didn't even flinch... Duke chickens are tough... Ever try to eat one?" "Watch out, Rosco..." [Rosco crashes] "I told him to watch out..." "Ever wonder how hard it must be to be a fish in Hazzard?" "Aren't y'all glad Bo and Luke don't direct traffic at the airport?" "Now, those ol' boys should know that putting something in the road won't slow down the Dukes..." Link to comment
Guest VladYvhv Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 On tonight's (11-03-2005) episode of GAC Nights, the guest stars are Big and Rich. Big Kenny said something that rings true of anything, not just music: "Noone should be able to rob anyone of their soul." On a more humerous note... "Aren't us humans strange?" (to a pig) -Rosco P. Coltraine (James Best), The Dukes of Hazzard. And a song that speaks to most of us country folk... The Dirt Road Daddy worked hard for his dollar He said some folks don't, but that's ok They won't know which road to follow Because an easy street might lead you astray (Chorus): I'll take the dirt road-it's all I know I've been walking it for years It's gone where I need to go Oh it ain't easy-it ain't supposed to be So I'll take my time And life won't pass me by Cause it's right there to find, On the dirt road I have lived life in the fast lane You gotta watch your back and look both ways When it's said and done, the time we have Is borrowed You better make real sure you're headed the right way (Chorus repeats twice) Sawyer Brown. Link to comment
PeeHD Posted November 6, 2005 Share Posted November 6, 2005 I'm sort of weak for the mad scientist quotes.. "My Moon-based Death Ray Panics the people of Earth. Mock my theories now!" and of course the classic: "Fools! I'll destroy them all... Talking about poetry - anybody seen the SciFaiku community? Haikus (5-7-5, not always very strict though), but with a sci-fi theme to it. Kind of sweet I think. Grandad tells stories about planet Earth. Green forests? Trees are purple here. (By Y. Aburrow) /doc Link to comment
DollyDiaper Posted November 8, 2005 Author Share Posted November 8, 2005 "When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I ask why the poor have no food, they call me a Communist." Dom Helda Camera. Link to comment
DollyDiaper Posted December 1, 2005 Author Share Posted December 1, 2005 This made me chuckle today, very seasonal - "Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate clauses." D lly Link to comment
diaprbayb Posted December 2, 2005 Share Posted December 2, 2005 Well after a reindear sneezed on Santa. Then the sleide cut across his foot. The bag ripped as he was loading it in. Elfs hit Santa with a snow ball. The little angel came up to Santa and asked "Was should I do with this pine tree Santa?" This is why there is an Angel on top of the Christmas Tree! Link to comment
DollyDiaper Posted December 2, 2005 Author Share Posted December 2, 2005 Me telled joo 2 time bifore, joo fairy bad bayb! D lly Link to comment
diaprbayb Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 Lets try an put life back in this thread. "MY foot is looking for a home and your butt just hung out a "for Rent Sign""- Redd Forman (70's show) Link to comment
DollyDiaper Posted January 18, 2006 Author Share Posted January 18, 2006 Fanks for giving this dying 'Fred' the kick or kiss of life! " I intend to live forever - so far so good." Anon D lly Link to comment
whitecomfort1 Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 "The longer I live, The more I realize the impact of attitude on life ATTITUDE, to me,is more important than education, than money,than circmstances,thanfailures,than successes, than appearance, giftedness or skill. It will make or break a company,church or home. The remarkable thing is that we have a choice every day regarding the attitude we will embrace for that day. We canot change our past. We canot change the inevitable. The only thing we can do is play on the one string we have, and that is our ATTITUDE. I am convinced that life is 10% of what happens to me and 90% how I react to it and so it is with you we are in charge of our ATTITUDES'' Charles Swindoll Link to comment
DollyDiaper Posted January 18, 2006 Author Share Posted January 18, 2006 Sorry, but can't agree with Swindoll that attitude is more important than education. The ruling class has strived to keep the masses ignorant throughout history and in the present. It stops us from asking questions. I believe in education above all of those things on his list but by 'education' I mean teaching people HOW to think, not WHAT to think. Dolly Link to comment
NateDogg Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 "Why don't you make like a tree, and get the %@!& out of here?" gotta love Boondock Saints lol Link to comment
DollyDiaper Posted January 19, 2006 Author Share Posted January 19, 2006 "Why don't you make like a tree, and get the %@!& out of here?" gotta love Boondock Saints lol Shame it's not very original though Dolly Link to comment
whitecomfort1 Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 "Why don't you make like a tree, and get the %@!& out of here?" gotta love Boondock Saints lol <{POST_SNAPBACK}> NateDogg I'm no saint . I was an angre young man once my self. Link to comment
whitecomfort1 Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 Sorry, but can't agree with Swindoll that attitude is more important than education. The ruling class has strived to keep the masses ignorant throughout history and in the present. Link to comment
diaprbayb Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 Sorry, but can't agree with Swindoll that attitude is more important than education. The ruling class has strived to keep the masses ignorant throughout history and in the present. Link to comment
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