Guest nightnurse Posted May 30, 2008 Share Posted May 30, 2008 Baby Birth An old county doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby. It was so far out that there was no electricity. When the doctor arrived, no one was home except for the laboring mother and her 5 year old child. The doctor instructed the child to hold a lantern high so he could see while he helped the woman deliver the baby. The child did so, the mother pushed, and after a little while, the doctor lifted the new born baby by the feet and spanked him on the bottom to get him to take his first breath. "Well, hit him again," the child said. "He shouldn't have crawled up there in the first place!". Link to comment
Guest Sissy lil Lucy Posted May 30, 2008 Share Posted May 30, 2008 hehehe, i liked dat one! Link to comment
curious Posted May 30, 2008 Share Posted May 30, 2008 THAT IS VERY VERY CUTE AND FUNNY! thanks for the laff! huggles and kissies and lots of love, CURIOUS Link to comment
BabyJune Posted May 30, 2008 Share Posted May 30, 2008 Sounds like my brother. He spent nine months waiting to come out, and now he's spending the rest of his life trying to get back in Link to comment
Rockies Fan in Diapers Posted June 4, 2008 Share Posted June 4, 2008 Rofl Nurse, That was Very Cute And Funny. Thanks for the Laugh. Rockies Fan Link to comment
Guest nightnurse Posted June 4, 2008 Share Posted June 4, 2008 I know nursey is funny lol. I even made myself laugh with that joke and I never get jokes. Thank you all for laughing at my joke, I hope you were laughing at the joke and not me lol Nursey Link to comment
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