PamperBoy

Steel Guitar Rag by The Ventures

I would invent a machine that would make small things larger (like in that movie, "Honey, I shrunk the Kids"), so we could take our favorite baby diapers and make them big enough to fit us. At last, I could wear Pampers, and they would fit!!!

1. Earliest diaper memory I think I was 4 or 5. I remember watching my Aunt Cheryl change my cousin Amy (she had messed her diaper and remember thinking how it looked like chocolate ice cream) 2. The first time you realized you liked diapers I don't know. I have always liked diapers. 3. Unique or memorable diapers sightings Once I went with my mom to her doctors appointment and there was this woman there with her severly retarded son. Everytime he walked, you could hear the crinkle of his diaper. 4. Times you have been caught or exposed I have never been caught. 5. When you have told or confessed to someone else Yes, I told my ex-girlfriend (luckily, she kept it to herself) 6. The first time you wore When I was in the 6th grade. We were livinh with my cousin and their son was 1 year old. I used to sneak diapers and wear them to bed. That was probably my first erection too. 7. The first time you bought I was 16, they were Attends. 8. Discovering that there are others like you Internet. 9. Being ridiculed Never.

have learned to deal with it and get on with my life. Since I have been back in diapers, I have never had one moment’s embarrassment and the quality of my life has not changed or diminished at all. I occasionally get surprised looks in the locker room at the gym when someone notices that I’m wearing a diaper, but nothing has ever been said, and no one has ever laughed at me. They simply assume that I use them for medical reasons, leave me alone, and go about their business. Experience has taught me that 99.9% of the people you meet every day will never concern themselves with your problems, unless they are somehow involved in them. When I go to the pharmacy and stand in the checkout line with my package of adult diapers, there are no giggles, no whispers, no stupid questions or strange looks. That’s because nobody cares.

Mine has slowly gotten worse over the past 5 years. While I haven't been officially diagnosed with Irritable Bowel Syndrome, my bowel accidents are getting more and more frequent. in the beginning, I would have to wear diapers at least one day every month or two, now it's at least once every week. I am also have more cases of kidney and urinary tract infections. I don't know why- I drink lots of water. I don't drink sodas that often, or coffee or tea. One day I was on my way to the mall and I felt the sudden urge to pee. As soon as I got out of my car, I started wetting my diaper.

What I hate is these diaper sites where the models looke like their diapers were put on by a one-handed old lady with palsy in the dark! Plus the diaper looks like it's 2 sizes too big! Sloppy, sloppy, sloppy!!! Not all diaper folk are into pacifiers either, I'm sick of seeing chicks sucking on pacifiers. I just want to see a tight-fitting diapers on hot chicks, no baby clothes, no rhumba panties, just a hot chick with big titties wearing nothing but a tight and tiny disposable diaper. But that's just me... ok, my rant is over.

Last year I had a diarrhea and had to sleep in a diaper all night. I woke up messy and she woke up horny. She reached over and started rubbing my cock through my diaper... and I was wet! I finger-fucked her till I got rock-hard, and then I mounted her and fucked her while I was still wearing my wet and messy diaper. What a great start to my day! A few months before that, I had sprained my ankle and had to wear diapers to bed for a couple of nights because it was too painful to get up and walk to the bathroom. I woke up about 6am- I was wet. I told my wife and she cleaned me up and put a fresh diaper on me. I was rock-hard after she changed me, but I still managed to get back to sleep. We both woke up again about 9am and I was wet again. She took off my wet diaper, cleaned me with baby wipes, and then gave me a super-intense blow job. My cock was so hard, it felt like it was going to bust open! She mounted me and rode my cock till I came inside of her. That was a great morning!!! While the above paragraphs actually happened, unfortunately I can't get her to wear diapers, she's not into it. My fantasy is that I would like to come home to find my wife wearing diapers from my stash of supplies. I want to watch her wet and shit her diaper and then I want to take pictures of her in sexy poses. Then I want her to blow me till I cum in her mouth and make her swallow every drop. Then I want to finger-fuck her till she cums (my wife pees when she climaxes... a lot!) After that we get in the shower together and clean up and then afterwards we both diaper each other. We then fall asleep... diapered.. in each others arms. We wake up the next morning, both soaking wet and horny. We then have sex until I fill her sweet pussy with hot cum.

I like wearing thongs and bikinis (both men's & women's). I like seeing women wet and mess their panties. I love it when my wife goes with me to shop for underwear; we pick out panties (for both of us to wear!). It turns her on to see me wearing her panties. I can't get her interrested in diapers, I sure would like to see her in one.

As long as I can remember, I have wanted to wear diapers. I guess I was born a diaper lover.

I have no choice but to wear diapers when I go out. I have Irritable Bowel Syndrome (IBS) and have to use diapers just in case it flares up. I can deal with a messy diaper in public. I just go find a place to clean up and change and I go about my buisness. Messing in my underwear is different. I have to go back home and shower, and rinse out my underwear, throw them in the washing machine so the stains don't set in, then get a diaper on and leave again. I just don't have time for all of that, so I just wear a diaper when I am going out for a few hours.

That's exactly the way I do it too. Makes for the best fit possible (with the exception of having someone else diaper you) Also looks better too, I used to put on my diaper lying down, but it made for such a poor fit, and sloppy looking too

Yesterday I had to go take a drug/urine test for a job I applied for. I wore a diaper just in case. When I got to the clinic, I couldn't pee because I had to poop. It was one of those things where you have to pee and poop so bad that they both cancel each other out. The only way I could pee was to poop first. The bathroom there had no toilet paper and they told me not to flush the toilet, cause the nurse had to make sure that I wasn't trying to falsify my test. I had to poop, but I was trying to hold it until I got home, but I had no choice. I had to force myself to mess my diaper to pee in the cup. When I was done I had to go back out and wash my hands and sign some papers and wittness her seal my specimen so I could initial the bottle. I just know she could smell my messy diaper. I was trying to stand as far away from her as I could. All I wanted to do was leave. Finally after what seemed like 5 minutes, she told me I could go.

I've never heard any stories about mass desertions frim Iraq and Afghanistan. If your ideas actually worked in reality, you won't have to worry about teaching him anything. You know, I grew up as a liberal Democrat. When I was a teenager, I supported Michael Dukakis and I would have voted for him. But life experiance has showed me that practically everything this liberal Democrats said and believed were crap! Wow, mob mentality! More peace loving libs showing their true colors? Well, dude, you get one shot, and you'd better make it a good one and put me down, cause after that, it's my turn.

I've always wondered that, if you went to a nudist camp, and got an erection, would they ask you to leave?

Terry Be prepared to loose everything you have. Are you unhappy with your current situation, or do you still love your wife, but just want to be with someone that shares your love of diapers? If the answer is the latter, then it would be foolish of you to leave your family because of this. I also want to add that my wife understands and accepts my need to wear diapers. She is not into it, and I am okay with that. If I were to come into contact with a woman that was into diapers as much as I am, I would not... no, I could never envision leaving my wife. I love her so much that the thought of hurting her tears me apart inside. This is not something to be taken lightly, as I said before, be prepared to loose everything you have.

I saw that too, but coming from Whoopie Goldberg, it's not something I want to think about

I have had a few bouts of gastroenteritis and it felt like I was shitting hot acid through an open wound. I literally had to take a shower ever 5-15 minutes. I was totally bowel incontinent, and I never want that to happen again. It was pure misery.

Whatever. I'm done.

I know what he said, and given his past comments towards soldiers who served in Viet Nam, it only serves to preove the statement even more. All he has to do is open his mouth and show his true colors. And by the way... my wife and I are due to have our first baby this May. I will raise him as I was- educated in the truth. Ya know what else is great about America? The right to remain silent. I will have a nice day, because you don't matter to me and I don't care what you think

I disagree. Sorry John, my comment wasn't directed towards you, for some reason, your post was quoted. I guess I hit the wrong button. Sorry.

Forget it, I've changed my mind.

I saw this on MySpace and got a good laugh out of it. Agenda for the Democratic National Convention for 2008: 7:00 P.M: Opening ceremony: Burning of the flag and playing of the Soviet National Anthem. 7:15 P.M: Pledge of allegiance to U.N. 7:25 P.M: Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. 7:30 till 8:00 P.M: Non-religious prayer. Invocation by Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton. 8:00 P.M: Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. 8:05 P.M: Ceremonial hugging of the tree. 8:15-8:30 P.M: Gay Wedding- Barney Frank Presiding. 8:30 P.M: Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. 8:35 P.M: Free Saddam Rally led by Cindy Sheehan and Susan Sarandon. 9:00 P.M: Keynote speech. The proper etiquette for surrender- French President Jacques Chirac. 9:15 P.M: Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. 9:20 P.M: Collection to benefit Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant fund. 9:30 P.M: Sean Penn unveils plan to free freedom fighters from Guantanamo Bay. 9:40 P.M: Communism: Making it work- A brief presentation by William Jefferson Clinton. 9:45 P.M: Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. 9:50 P.M: Dan Rather honored with the Truth in Broadcasting award. Presentation by Michael Moore. 9:55 P.M: Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. 10:00 P.M: Howard Dean reveals how the Bush Administration masterninded 9-11. 10:30 P.M: Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by Iranian President Mahmud Ahnadinejad and the Ayatollah Ali Khamenei 11:00 P.M: Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. 11:05 P.M: Al Gore re-invents the internet. 11:15 P.M: American troops are stupid, ignorant, baby-killing, facist-pig, war criminals- A speech by John Kerry. 11:30 P.M: Coronation of Mrs. Hillary Rodham-Clinton. 12:00 A.M: Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. 12:05 A.M: Bill asks Ted Kennedy to drive Hillary home.

So, where did you find that great avatar, TopGuy?

Wow, where's the lecture that I got about PM-ing instead of posting in this manner.

Once, when I was at Wal-Mart waiting to get new tired put on my car, I messed my diaper in the store. I had to go to the aisle where they sell babies diapers and get a travel size package of huggies wipes. I paid for them and walked to the mens room where I cleaned myself up. I was worried that I was going to run out of wipes, but I didn't. Another time I messed my diaper at Best Buy while I was shopping for DVD's. I had to go home and take a shower because I didn't have wipes and an extra diaper with me.