Hi all,
Long time reader, occasional poster. Anyway, I know 2009 is far off, but I figure this gives me plenty of time to start looking or for people to tell me I'm crazy!
Here's the details:
I'm going to be staying at Disney World in Orlando, Florida for one week (7 nights, 8 days) the first week of December 2009. I would love to have a mommy or female babysitter (and only female) join me for that entire time while I am on vacation. To make this happen, I am offering a basically FREE trip to the mommy or sitter who is willing to take me up on this.
While I wouldn't pay transportation to Florida, I will provide:
1) Accomodations at one of Disney's deluxe level resorts -concierge level. This means you get free food and drink in the club lounge throughout the day during your stay, among other benefits. The room comes with two queen beds, so you would have your own.
2) Free park tickets
3) All meals
What I'm looking for:
1) Mommy/Sitter will be with me at all times.
2) Mommy/Sitter will ensure that I am diapered 24/7 for the duration of the trip, and handle all diaper changes, including (obviously) poopy diapers. At the parks, these will be done in the companion restrooms (private) or in a private room at First Aid. Diaper changes should be on a regular basis.
3) Mommy/Sitter will also be responsible for giving me a bath, etc.
4) Mommy/Sitter should be around my own age (early 30's). While I am somewhat flexible with this, I don't think I could handle someone in their 60's, lol -it'd be like touring with my grandma.
5) Absolute professionalism and discretion -I have a life outside my AB lifestyle, as I'm sure you do too. Not looking to broadcast my AB side to the whole world.
6) Females only. Not into the "daddy" thing, guys.
What I'm NOT looking for:
1) To be babied in the parks - with the possible exceptio of a diaper change in a private bathroom, etc., I'm not looking to wear baby clothes to the parks, be pushed in a giant stroller, drink from a sippy cup at the parks, etc. Again, not looking to draw attention unncessarily to you or me. I will wear baby clothes in the privacy of the hotel room, however, if mommy/sitter wants me to.
2) Sex -This has nothing to do with a sexual relationship, and I'm not trying to hit on you. Just a mommy/baby (well, toddler) thing.
3) Anything long term -I understand this is just something for the week, that's it.
If anyone is interested in knowing more, please pm me here. Thanks.