ForbiddenFruit

Looking forward to my first night with a vibrating butt plug and a fleshlight~

If you're a new member feeling bummed that your *~LGBT ally~* wife doesn't want to indulge your kink, follow these steps before straightsplaining: 1. Don't. 2. See 1.

"I'll never procrastinate again!" I said, knowing full well I'll probably do the same next week :V

"Revenge. War. Maybe any reason was good enough. But one thing's for sure. Right now, there's some dismal rage inside me. And that's all there is, supporting these two feet."

Urk, I wish I knew better solutions to depressive episodes than 'sleep and hope it goes away':/

Happy belated

:3 XD >./emoticons/default_happy.png" alt="^_^"> > 0_0 D8 I just broke all the rules, apparently ;_;

Somedays, you just wake up and really, really, really want butt stuff done to you.

'Genie, you're free' is a horrible, ableist response to a tragedy caused by ableist society. Don't say it.

initiate day 1 of probably being dumped

Yesterday, I started a kitchen fire, and last night dreamed that I burned the house down with an electrical fire. Ugh, nightmares.

Really could go for waking up next to a cute boy right now

'Extended family' is just a way of sugar-coating 'total strangers as far as I'm fucked'

I can never comprehend the level of sheer narcissism and calousness it takes to refer to a fellow human as 'illegal'.

*beep* *beep* cat battery running low, need recharge cuddle...

So, I was afraid I was going to fail a module. I got an A. One of 9 As, in fact.

Day 1 of savescumming Dark Souls: no Black Knight Greatsword. Scumming continues.

If you're reading this, I'm beautiful.

My pronouns are 'your excellency' and 'o virtuous one'

I want to cuddle

Let the mackles hit the more.

Exams finished, one definite A, two that are either As or Bs. And now back to assignments, just a bit more than a week left >.

"You can't revise in the shower Jay, the books get wet!"

Today, a woman beat her four year old son to death because she thought he was gay. But hey, "it'd all be okay if the queers didn't float it", right?

I did not spend half an hour reorganising my area of the fridge to have some fuckhead housemate invade it with bowls of leftover soup