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Bonsai stops functioning in: 9.999.999.999.999.999.999 days

I have a confession to make. I have a chemical addiction to dihydrogen monixide. I don't know how this shameful addiction started, but it is so bad now that I will literally die if I stop taking it. The withdrawal syptoms include: dehydration, irritability, and extreme fatigue. I have deliberately eaten food with it to get the high that I need. Can anyone please help me with this?

Fuck the world...everything sucks...I'm so tired of working my ass off and having nothing to show for it...so tired of living in my van...tired..*sigh*...why do I continue to delude myself in thinking there is a place for me in the world? I suck,

Fuck the world...everything sucks...I'm so tired of working my ass off and having nothing to show for it...so tired of living in my van...tired..*sigh*...why do I continue to delude myself in thinking there is a place for me in the world? I suck,

black out. i has no power. be back when it comes back on.

Sweet Potatoes ala Oprah....pure toilet-clogging, diaper-bursting, insect-killing, Time-ending cuisine...best eaten with a "spoon"...don't mind the flourescent yellowish green streaks or the strangely chewy darker chunks...it's all part of the "recipe"...

Succulent Flatulence Rocks...lol

Today is my birthday and I cound't care less. My life sucks. Life? I don't live, I merely exist. Don't even deserve to exist in the first place..

What a week this next week is going to be. First, I fly down to California for a few days. Then, fly back to Seattle. A few days after that, I fly to Wisconsin for another few days.

I now have a new job. At burger king... A job is a job I suppose. Getting same pay, etc.

I now have a new job. At burger king... A job is a job I suppose. Getting same pay, etc.

Is now unemployed

Nothing new here....just move along....move along =P

Nothing new here....just move along....move along =P

I still wear diapers *blush*

IS GOING TO NYC FOR NEW YEAR'S EVE!

Well, it's not my Birthday anymopre =( but I do want to thank everyone for the nice birthday wishes! =D Now I have to figure out something else to post =/

Very happy to be here!

Yup yup it be my birfday....I now B-52 =P

This currently unnamed diaper is a frickin' SPONG! =O

Where have all my fwiends goed off too??? =''(