spectrumshade

1. SOCIALISM You have 2 cows. You give one to your neighbour. 2. COMMUNISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk. 3. FASCISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells you some milk.. 4. NAZISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and shoots you. 5. BUREAUCRATISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then throws the milk away... 6. TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income. 7. SURREALISM You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons 8. AN AMERICAN CORPORATION You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow has dropped dead. 9. ENRON VENTURE CAPITALISM You have two cows. You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows. The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island Company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company. The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more. You sell one cow to buy a new president of the United States , leaving you with nine cows. No balance sheet provided with the release. The public then buys your bull. 10. A FRENCH CORPORATION You have two cows. You go on strike, organise a riot, and block the roads, because you want three cows. 11. A JAPANESE CORPORATION You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called 'Cowkimon' and market it worldwide. 12. A GERMAN CORPORATION You have two cows. You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves. 13. AN ITALIAN CORPORATION You have two cows, but you don't know where they are. You decide to have lunch. 14. A RUSSIAN CORPORATION You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 2 cows. You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka. 15. A SWISS CORPORATION You have 5000 cows. None of them belong to you. You charge the owners for storing them. 16. A CHINESE CORPORATION You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine productivity. You arrest the newsman who reported the real situation. 17. AN INDIAN CORPORATION You have two cows. You worship them. 18. A BRITISH CORPORATION You have two cows. Both are mad. 19. AN IRAQI CORPORATION Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none. No-one believes you, so they bomb the **** out of you and invade your country. You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of Democracy.... 20. AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION You have two cows. Business seems pretty good. You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate. 21. A NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION You have two cows. The one on the left looks very attractive

When I first got this bird I spent two weeks trying to get him to say “Hello.

Things Got Ya Down? Well Then, Consider These. . . . In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 am, regardless of their medical condition. This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had something to do with the super natural. No one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths occurred around 11:00 AM Sunday, so a team of experts was assembled to investigate the cause of the incidents. The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11:00 AM all of the doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books, and other holy objects to ward off the evil spirits. Just when the clock struck 11:00, Pookie Johnson, the part-time Sunday housekeeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support system so he could use the vacuum cleaner. Still Having a Bad Day???? The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez Oil spill in Alaska was $80,000.00. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both. Still think you are having a Bad Day???? A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places. Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his iPod. Are Ya OK Now? - Still? - No? Two animal rights defenders were protesting the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany. Suddenly, all two thousand pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly... The two helpless protesters were trampled to death. What?!? STILL having a Bad Day???? Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet did not pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with 'Return to Sender' stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits. There now, feeling better?

Very good choice! Immortal Technique is my favorite rapper

Haha that is why I said early next year lol. I though WaW was so much worse then Modern Warfare(as far as I know two different companies developed them) but I heard when you preorder Modern Warfare 2 you get night vision goggles albeit bad ones but hey at least you get them

SC2 is supposed to be released early next year.

Good job on the case The Bambinos are my favorite diapers xD

That could be how he knows so much, by finding the info here. Not everything of course but quite a bit.

Speaking of RTS games have you played Sins of a Solar Empire(it is a very very good 4XRTS game) but I don't think they've come up with a release date for Diablo 3 yet though.

Haha I had sc2 preordered for about 5 months then I ended up taking it off to buy Marvel Ultimate Alliance 2 XD Yeah I'll definitely see you guys on there

Does anyone have a PS3(with online) that they use and I was also wondering if anyone played(or plays) StarCraft? If so they can add me(On PS3 my name is spectrumshade and on StarCraft it is spectrumshade@USEast) and we could game some time.

I'd have to go with Megan Fox, Alexis Amore, or this girl named Nicole that I know.

Never would've guessed I'd see her in those kind of things.

What is ds?

I don't think it was necessary but just to reinforce the fact your !@#$ed and trapped in a crib.

I've got to agree with you on that...

I was just wondering if there was anyone near the Syracuse area. Specifically around the Fayetteville/Manlius area, if so maybe we can start talking with each other and eventually meet.

Thanks for the encouragement Bettypooh and Jabez I appreciate it I have the intro(what I wrote was the beginning but there is a small intro leading up to that) and the ending all planned out. There are a few more characters I need to develop and some people/countries I need to name although I'm not really sure how long I want it to be. The whole story except for the intro/end are going to be set in 1st person like the main character is telling it to you directly. Intro: My dreams were strange, it was almost like I was actually living during them, like moments in my life that I had yet to live through. At first, I thought they were just that. Now I know the truth. Since that fateful day when I went to visit Kamin about them it changed my life and the lives around me forever. This is my story... Ending: Now because of what I've done the icy flow of time has begun to move once more, and I am carried fast by the turbulence. Where it will take me, I do not know, so long as it is far from here. Sometimes though I wish I hadn't gone to visit Kamin. The experiences have changed me and my actions will haunt me for years to come. Whether it is for better or worse I cannot say just yet...

Oh my god she is adorable

I wish I could come it sounds like a lot of fun... Too bad I don't have a car =/

Once you actually start thinking of them its hard to come up with them, I hate when that happens... Like when it just happened to me XD

Hahaha I agree with you about that. Hey whats wrong with the Russians?

I'm just curious if there are any others on here who like to write. Whether it be stories, poems, etc... This is something that I've been writing(part of a story I'm in the process of writing). As I begin to walk down the twisted path, I see trees of all shapes and sizes. Some even look like dried up husks as if something is draining the very nutrients upon which they feed. I soon, after examining the shriveled trees, see a village. The village is apparently abandoned, the people seem to have left everything behind. As if something made them disappear, the very thought they could have vanished leaves my stomach unsettled. As I keep walking through this ghost town I suddenly hear shouts and then footsteps getting closer. I begin to think the worst, surely whatever made this village disappear could make short work of me. I look around for something to defend myself when I realize I'm holding a sword and shield. The sword makes my hand tingle, it makes me think that it might be enchanted and on my other hand the shield which has a silver and gold dragon etched into it. === I do have more written of it.

Thank you for explaining that to me. I appreciate it

I've got to agree with them(the girl I was with thought it was disgusting that I liked to wear them...) but I'd just start out with something simple such as that and then you could move onto doing other things with him. Once you do that it'll get less awkward if he is around you.