glycerine

Already noted... see my response 57 to this string!

With the citrate, drink the standard dosage. With the water. If you feel thirsty, drink. Your body will tell you what it needs. Do NOT ignore even the littlest bit of "I'm Thirsty". And, yes, drinking too much water can kill you. However, replacement water is a different issue. You might want to drink some "gatorade" type stuff for electrolyte replacement as well.

I just love a nice bit of glycerine & water up my bum.

Got mine a couple of days ago. Definitely ask for the next largest size...they run way small. Also, as mentioned before, the tapes are less than wonderful. I'm backing mine up with some tape. Absorption is great...if you can get them to stay up. I've ordered a second set of samples...in a larger size. Stay tuned.

Buying tampons? Toss 'em in the grocery cart, put 'em on the belt, and they get rung up. What's the deal? Waves... I define "waves" as a pulsation around my bottom when I'm trying to poop, but the tampon is holding things in. You feel like you're going to go, but you don't. That is... until the tampon gets soggy enough to pop out. Then the waves are from the poop coming out and releasing the internal pressure. When that "I'm trying to poop but I can't" set of waves are happening, pretty much all my mind is concentrated on those feelings. I love the sensation of not being in control.

Ummm... nice start to the week. 3 ounce glycerine enema, tampon to hold stuff in, diaper, and a cute and frilly diaper cover. After 5 minutes: waves of wonderfulness in my bottom. Another 2 minutes: waves of wonderfulness FROM my bottom. 10 minutes of relaxation. Clean up and off to work. I am soooo relaxed now!

It will give you runny poop... but not like Glycerin. If I remember correctly, I was runny for quite some time. Very different from glycerin. That's pretty much a squirt it in - Wait - Poop it out, and your done.

*sigh* I've asked, but My Beloved would rather not. So, solo it is...

If we're going to talk about it, at least SPELL IT CORRECTLY: mastUrbate *sheesh*

Well, well, well! I worked my way up the 4th level of management and they more-or-less caved. 1/2 the check is going to my local branch where we can get it out as a cashier's check. They originally were going to mail it AND charge for express shipping. The 1/2 in reserve will be released on presentation of future invoices. I can live with that. Pity the poor schlep that doesn't have the time to hang on like a junk-yard dog. They'd be screwed. I'm going to see if I can convince the Lovely Spouse that we should re-finance at a different place.

Back in the day, L. Ron and a bunch of other SF writers were having a meeting. L. Ron said "You know how to get rich? Start a religion!" And he did. People that have gotten in to Scientology have had this happen when they tried to leave: Death Threats Income seized Abandoned by relatives still in the cult They are a very, VERY, nasty piece of work.

Those of you who remember my house-trashing issues will love this. My insurance company has been great. Heck, they have been MORE than great. They cut me a check. However, it's got to be co-signed by the bank. All well in good. The bank wants to know I'm making the repairs and not going out to buy a big TV with the check. The trouble is the hassles they are putting up! Reams of paperwork...and they only pay out 1/3 of the check! I was on the phone for 30 minutes this morning, and and hour yesterday. They seem to forget they work for ME and not me for THEM. So... if you are going for a mortgage avoid US Bank. OK. Rant over.

And THAT'S why I take the train!

I've tried again, but never with the great "success" as that first time. I wish I had enough money to get some fun electrodes, but all my cash is going into remodeling that bits of my vandalized house that insurance isn't covering.

I just love to give myself a nice 2 ounce glycerine enema, pull on a diaper, put on my frilly plastic panties, then a petty nightie, and lay down under some nice and comfy blankets. After about 10 minutes I can't hold out any long and just let myself relax while lying on my stomach. Soon my entire mind is focusing on my bottom. I don't push, I just let my own internal pressure do its work. I can feel the pressure building up in waves and then the poop gently pushes out for what seems like minutes but is probably just seconds. After the last bit comes out, I usually find I have a desperate need to pee. Then, I fall sound asleep in my messy and wet diaper. It is sooooo hard to get up and clean myself off, but I eventually do it. After wiping myself with my baby wipes I feel so clean, both inside and out. The rest of the day seems brighter and cleaner.

Magnesium Citrate sure beats the "GoLitely" or whatever that prep stuff was called. That was VILE. One thing to be careful of with things like this is dehydration. That liquidy poop is squishy since it's pulling a lot of water out of YOU. Make sure you drink a lot.

I just got back from a fun trip to San Francisco. I usually take the train everywhere, but I had some airmiles that were going to expire so I broke down and booked a ticket (and managed to get sick from the crappy air in the plane. But that's a different story...) I was in diapers all the way with spares in my carry-on satchel. No hassles, no bother. No one looking at the X-Ray and saying "What's That, Matey?" And if they had, so what? "It's my diapers.") At the midway change-plane point I switched into a fresh pair, bundled up the old ones, and dropped 'em into the waste basket in the washroom. So what if someone saw the diapers going into the bin? What were the odds that I'd ever run into them again? Anyway, it sure was a pleasure being able to ignore the "stay seated" sign when I had to pee. I kind of controlled the flow, since I didn't want to "flood" and leak, but I was without an aching bladder for the whole trip. What a joy! Feeling that comforting bulk between my legs was great. (Of course, when you take the train the "stay seated" sign is never on. But like I said... that's a different story.)

Torrents are our friend!

Currently trying a setup with around 2 teaspoons of the crystals sprinkled into the Kotex layer of the assembly. ------ 2:30 PM Experiment Halted ----------- I could have kept going, but I have to pack for a trip tomorrow and the diaper was just too darn big to waddle around in and get anything done! I'll do an all-day test next week. (Click to enlarge.) Here's where we ended up at! PS... It's a LONG flight, and I think I'll probably be in a middle seat, so it's diapers for the plane tomorrow!

Gobble Gobble Quack Quack Peep Peep NOT the latter! *snort*

This isn't silica gel. Totally different kettle of fish. I figure if you put this in the BOTTOM layer of my turducken diaper (I really, REALLY, like that name!) it'll be isolated from your skin by the other layers of stuff above it. This isn't a solvent...it's not going to migrate. If anything, as it gets we it will be more likely to stay in place within the "fluff" matrix. The annoyance of Silica gel is, to a great extent, caused by the crystals being very sharp (not beads like this stuff). But, just for chuckles, I may take a couple of grams of the stuff, stick it under a band-aid, and let it sit against my arm. That should let me see what's what.

Check out item 320536221689 on eBay... artificial "snow". This is probably the same stuff that's in the diapers. I'm thinking a fellow could mix that in with a diapers fluff to really soup things up.

The waddle? VERY. I walk 2.5 miles back to my apartment while the house is getting repaired. Suffice to say, I did it without the diaper. I may like to waddle, but a 2.5 mile waddle is a wee bit too much. On Monday I'll put together another turducken diaper (I kinda like that!), put it on in the morning, and see how long I go.

Indeed! (Click to make larger) I still feel dry...but boy do I waddle. Sorry for the crappy image. The D-90 is elsewhere today.

It's kind of like turducken: I took a couple of older hospital-style tabbed Kotex's, snipped off the ends and pulled out the innards, discarding the Blue Shield. I took Cruiser #1, popped the end, and stuffed it with the innards from the Kotexes. I took Cruiser #2, popped the end, and stuffed IT with the above assembly. I took a Depends 3-tab diaper, popped the end, and stuffed IT with that. Mmmmmm... that feeling of bulk between my legs is quite wonderful. I made sure to have four big glasses of ice tea at lunch so I can test capacity. Ain't science grand? (Took a bit to brush all the little dry gel crystals off my desk. Brushed 'em into the Depends for a bit extra absorption...)