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8 minutes ago, DailyDi said:
feeling weak so going to try and eat something normal today.
Hot oatmeal with small amounts of both milk & brown sugar, topped off by some fresh fruit ( blueberries, sliced bananas and strawberries) washed down with a glass of ice-cold milk…
…but keep the Pepto-Bismol handy anyway
Here’s a thought…take some creamy peanut butter and mix it with chocolate syrup and large banana chunks. Heat in microwave until warm and steamy. Dump the contents into an open unused diaper and place it on the table, and start eating.
Just wait until Mom sees you chowing down on that LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
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17 hours ago, DailyDi said:
It’s been all out the back for me this go around. I usually avoid anti-diarrheal meds but I was loosing so much liquids I was getting concerned and close to going to the er myself
Just drink lots of clear fluids ( water, chicken noodle soup etc) to compensate for the dehydration inherent in liquid poo
Here’s a thought…lie in wait outside the house, waiting for that neighborhood cat that’s always pooping your mom’s flower beds.Pull the trigger at the perfect moment and splatter the bad kitty with high-pressure liquid poo…see how fast the cat takes off running and never returns !!! 🤩
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Then only one more day to "go"...
Sorry....couldn't resist
Porcelain begins to melt at 3500' F, so...be careful !
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Chick-a-Fill-the-Diaper ewwwww
Glad you seem to be feeling better.
F.P. Sucks, butt at least it (usually) just washes out of a person in a day or two
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Take a chill-pill, everyone !!!
This thread was (and still is) intended only as a sarcastic whimsical commentary on todays younger generation...and nothing more ! Don't drag politics into my comedy show
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DUMB NPCS CANNOT Answer EXTREMELY Basic Questions! (youtube.com)
P.S.: This is why I'm so fond of saying "People Are Stupid And They Suck"...emphasis on stoopid
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What…a…DORK
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I haven't seen or spoken to my bio-mom since 1989...don't even know if she's still alive...couldn't care less, either
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Looks like Whole Fools Market.
And right around the corner is the “Animal-Feces-Based Alternative Meat Product” section of the store…a truly “organic” product if ever there was.
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Make America Wet Again
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Either that, or they’ll all stolen goods.
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53 minutes ago, Secretstash said:
I don't "assume" anything, I go by the context and words the author uses. By all means, please do point out the parts the lead you to believe this is hallucination. Also just because you're older doesn't mean you need to talk down to those who enjoy Harry Potter or the concept of magic. Only one here off their meds is you...
The second sentence of your above statement constitutes abusive language & conduct. We don't easily tolerate that sort of thing here. In the future please be VERY careful regarding your exact choice of words when making posts on this website.
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which *
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The kind you suck on
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Congrats !!!!
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When a cougar gets so old it needs a hearing aid, it becomes a def leppard
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The Energizer Bunny has been arrested and charged with Battery.
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Perfectly OK
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I changed it for you earlier today
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53 minutes ago, Crinklz Kat said:
screaming chicken
(not to be confused with our farting chicken @spoonchicken)🥄🐔
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Sounds about right !
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Done 🥄🐔
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If you mean your screen name, yes it can be changed. Just let us know what you'd like to change it to.
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Happy Birthday ! * hugs & FARTS *
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Food poisoning
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Silence of the Lambs
Silence of the Holes