" Two Incredible Weeks in Oklahoma City "
" CHAPTER VII "
I was way past embarrassment as I saw the three ladies smiling at me and wrinklin their noses, and I knew, this day was just starting, but first things first, my primary objective now, was trying to get out of this restaurant with the least amount of attention towards me as possible. I finally finished up my sippy cup and just as I sat it down, Kelly checked it to make sure I had drank it all. Satisfied that I had finished all my apple juice, Kelly grabbed another baby wipe from the Pampers container and wiped my face, and then hands, as Sarah and the waitress watched.
Both Kelly and Sarah got out of the booth, then Sarah motioned for me to slide out of the booth towards her, as I did, the mess in my diaper seemed like it was smearing all over my entire bottom, my butt cheeks and squishing up into my crotch area, and as I slid out, it even oozed up the back of my diaper and I could only hope, it wasn't visible on the back of my shirt, and only now, had I wished they would have at least put a onesie on me, it could not only help hide any possible visible leaks, but it would also have definitely helped keep my diaper from drooping and sagging, which I was sure it would do, once I started walking out of the restaurant.
As I stood up, and almost as if reading my mind, the waitress, who I now figured out was Kelly's mother, gave me a really serious maternal look, walked behind me, patted my bottom and said, "Just what I suspected, someone was busy making stinky pants, YUCK, I can sure see why Saundra keeps him in diapers still, he doesn't even care where he is when he makes muddy in his lil diapey, or who might be watching, and sniffing", as all three ladies laugh and nod their heads in agreement.
I quickly look around to see who might be listening in on this conversation and notice a couple older ladies sitting a couple booths away, smiling at me and I realize, they've probably heard every word of not only what was said, but also saw when Kellys mother patted my bottom.
Sarah took my hand and started walking us towards the door, right past where the two older ladies were sitting, Kelly and her mother followed us, and when they passed the two older ladies, I heard all of them giggle, probably because of something Kelly or her mother did behind me I'm sure. When we got to the register, Sarah stopped for just a quick minute, long enough to tell Kelly, louder then I would have liked to hear, " If you want to go ahead and pay the bill, I'll take this lil stinker out to the van and get him set up in the back so we can get his stinky diaper changed, no need for us to be driving to the mall and having to be smelling a poopy diaper all the way", Kelly just laughed at Sarah's comment and quickly agreed telling Sarah she'd be out in a heartbeat, but laughed and said, but don't wait for me to get started.
As Sarah walked me to the van, it must have been quite a sight for the two older ladies who were watching out the window, what with Sarah holding my hand and me waddling, trying to keep up with her, my diaper drooping and sagging almost to my knees. I probably did look like a toddler being led by his mommy or babysitter to get his diaper and droopy pants changed.
Sarah opened the back of the van, re-adjusted the plastic changing pad that she had put back there earlier, covered it with a blue baby print baby blanket, then patted it, motioning for me to hop up there and lay down. At least we were parked, backed up to the building and I knew no one could see what was happening, unless of course they came around to the back of the van, so I was somewhat relieved about that, but when I hopped up into the back of the van, trying to move as carefully as I could, Sarah told me to scoot back, and then in the blink of an eye, she grabbed my sweats, yanked them down to my knees and pushed me back so I was laying down with my messy diapered bottom facing her, and my legs dangling outside the back of the van.
Sarah gave my diapered bottom a pat and said, "Well at least the triple diaper worked, you're wet but not soaked (and as she carefully inserted her thumb and lifted the diaper near the inside of my thigh with her forefinger, she peeked inside, then quickly let go of the diaper), OH MY GOD BOO, THAT IS NASTY, WHEW BABY BOY, YOU ARE MESSY".
Right when Sarah took the baby wipes out of my diaper bag, along with two more of my extra thick night diapers, Kelly walked up, laughed and said, "Dang Girl, you ain't got him changed yet". Sarah quickly replied, "Are you friggin kidding me, have you got any idea how messy his diaper is", as Kelly laughed and said, "OH YEA, I could smell him when I came around the side of the van, so I think we had best get his stinky butt changed before we start to draw an audience".
That comment immediately got my attention and I tried to look around as best as I could, considering I was flat on my back, wearing nothing but a very messy, stinky diaper and couldn't see much of anything, other then Kelly and Sarah looking down at me and wrinkling their nose.....................................
Just a short chapter this time, to be cont.