I liked Abi, she grew up only a mile from my prep-school.  I wonder how much else I have missed in 9 months ? I hadn't thought that Tommy's husband might be real. I got cross with Tommy, because  he said he wanted to see my Lotus sports car but never came up with a post code for the sat nav, which made me wonder why, as he seemed so keen. Some of what he told me was real because he knew that, someone that I knew who was a gay Doctor at a Bristol mental hospital, used to look after a mute, bedwetting boy at week-ends.

lol these are cool. wish i needed a mouthguard

This was TOO funny to not post. Saw these in academy sports yesterday. 

I'm a bed wetter in training. I still wake pee sleep most of the time. Had a couple accidents with no memory of going and the feeling the next morning is indescribable. This new kind of accident is on the rise. While correlation  doesn't equal causation, my friends IPA and red wine are often involved when I truly pee my diaper at night  and don't remember.

They're all illegal here.... doesn't stop anyone though.  Fortunately we've had so much rain of late that there's very little risk of brush fires.