Bumper Snicker

[willnotwill]

I was driving home yesterday and there was a little red pickup truck with all sorts of stickers on the back but one of them said:

"I'm only speeding because I really have to poop!"

[Rockies Fan in Diapers]

lol, that's funny. I can only imagine though that some idiot might try to use that as an excuse to get out of a ticket if they were to get caught.

Rockies Fan. Go Rockies in 2011!

[diaperpt]

...and yet another reason to wear diapers...you don't need to speed. At least not to get home to poop.

[LILJIM]

...and yet another reason to wear diapers...you don't need to speed. At least not to get home to poop.

Next sticker--"I'm speeding to change my diaper at home!!!"

[nhdl]

I know a guy that actually used that excuse and wasn't lying. He had the runs and got pulled over just as he was pulling into a gas station. Cop asked for his liscence and registration. While getting his registration from the glove box, he lost the ballte. The cop ran his liscence and told him to slow down as it seemed there was no longer any need to break the speed limit.

[rusty pins]

That happened to an Aunt of mine about 40 years ago. She was stopped by the cops, told them she really had to go to the bathroom (true) and was let off with a warning.