I like the idea of infantile bondage

[Aunt Roberta]

Maybe restrictive mittens. Possibly locking plastic panties. Toddler style Reins/

Straps on high chair

 

Maybe a top and locks on a crib,

 

[tommyneedsdiapers90]

ive had my wrists and ankles tied to the bars of a crib to make sure i stay put during my nap. felt great being that helpless and trusting my friend that much.

[ValentinesStuff]

Booties or shoes with bbs in the insoles so baby can't stand.

[baby j 37]

Lockable dress baby rains lockable mittens pacifier gag diaper belt 

 

[BabyLock]

No discrete stuff here - - -

Locks (restraining gear) should be of prominently visible bright contrasting color - - -

Also give serious thought to noise making devices i.e. jingle bells cow bells castanets (baby rattles) attached to mittens - - -

Every movement even ever so slight results in attention noise making - - -

 

You will not be going quietly trying to avoid recognition and humiliation  ! ! !

 

Oh ! I am so excited ! Lock me up and take me out for a walk in the park - and of course in daylight !

 

[Pelusban]

I just tried this and it works. If you want to do everything on all fours, you can put a fistful of small Lego bricks in a pair of cute (but tight) socks, and wear them. It is an urban legend that stepping on Lego bricks is unbearable pain, but it is painful enough to remind you to not stand on your legs. Crawling on all fours is a different perspective. Everything is bigger and harder to reach. And then the doorbell rings...